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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Nice hairline bitch!

    Thank you.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All comes from the same bumfucked S. American country

    I like supporting third world countries and knowing the money is going to golden AKs and youth groups.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo Why don't you just reward yourself now by trading all your money and worldly possessions for crack? After that you'll be able to focus with twice the intensity

    No thanks. Crack is a substance best enjoyed in large amounts seldomly. Like i could get a 40 right now and be super happy... For a while.

    Or i can utilize delayed gratification and when i get a 3.8 go have 360$ and buy a used computer, 40$ in rock and an eighth. See what i mean.

    I'm just allocating the 400 on a whim to be an external motivator that's still more immediate than say a good career in 2 1/2 years when i get my bachelor's.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks bank of America was handing out "collapsable straws" metal telescopic straws with a rubber mouth piece and a cleaning rod...

    Comes in a clear vial with a screw top lol.

    So i got one. Then as i was explaining this to RIPTOTSE, aka the most successful opiate addict we have, I realized what a come up this was. So i went back to the bench and said my friend wants a crack pipe too and the banker guy was like uh ok and the woman asked what i said.

    Folks I'm taking 250% the classes riptotse is, so to inspire my successes with all this HARD WORK I'm gonna get 400 in crack and weed at Christmas if i get a 4.0 & 20$ less for every .1 i score cumulatively this semester.

    Ive wanted to try Miami crack i have heard very good things about it.




    Photo included its my Bank of America crack pipe.

    God bless sobriety. I would never be this successful and with goals that motivate me if i was drunk.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    No he was in a car
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't do that gay shit
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka When I went to get the dermal fillers he spent about 10 mins trying to convince me I don’t need it. That concerned me because someone doing that job should be a perfectionist, have an eye for flaws. I got him to change the lighting then he did see. Anyway I am more confident with what’s been done but I’m not convinced it’s perfect. Ik your face isn’t meant to be symmetrical but that isn’t it. I have a follow up appointment this week to see if any corrections need made, that means a little more filler. What I’m worried about is what if I actually need another ml, I’d rather get it done by someone else, not him if it’s going to be a bigger change.

    How much do you get paid a month?
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Ya that's cool i guess, are you japanesey
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    So your practicing climbing a fucking fence over and over? Polish people are fucking morons wariat you're 41 go home bro
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    7
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Are you small skinny and white?
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Is your father Asian or your mom aldra
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Nah that's wrong.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I think survivors guilt is retarded and if someone had to die and it could've been me and wasn't I'd be fuckin thrilled that I didn't get got. Yell act like you got standards how about being blessed and not moping cuz you didn't OD or get smashed when death came for someone and didn't get you.

    Even typing this I can tell you got blessed and yall are sad about it.

    If I had to choose me or anyone I wouldn't feel bad if I win, have some self preservation. Who are you John Selfless ? (Inventor of selflessness)
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    One of them is. Other One for dui causing injury when I was 17
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    He owed my friend 13 dollars.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Aldra > Sophie > Bradley
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by blaster master Right on dude I'm happy for you, I don't wanna cast shade, but Wisconsin has some heavy downsides.

    Ya so does chicago
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Im a hard nigga to get got.

    Whenever i fight i figure I'm fighting for my life and end up going overboard.

    Thank God i love knives
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Steven there's nothing wrong with that morally speaking

    No but it does explain his behavior
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