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Posts by HTS

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    Originally posted by WellHung have u ever fucked a nigger?

    A LADY NEVER KISSES AND TELLS UwU
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    Originally posted by GGG Wine aunt?





    Okay so my aunt is actually pretty awesome and these memes feel pretty mean largely because they hardly apply to her, but like... she's my aunt, she's way cooler than my parents, and she and my uncle don't have any kids. And she likes wine. Shut up.


    Originally posted by Speedy Parker At least you know you'll never gt it.

    I do not know that, and I am certainly at a higher risk for it than a lot of people.
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    Originally posted by GGG If you come back from the opposite side of the world you're still technically only going one way.

    Earth is flat so that is bullshit.
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    Originally posted by Octavian To see where mankind started.

    As a vacation it would be pretty rad, but I feel like this was more of a "one way trip" proposition.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'll buy your non-refundable one way ticket to Ethiopia if you promise to go there.

    lol why would I go to Ehtiopia when I live in an actual 1st world, developed nation. I'm not from America. If I was I might consider it though.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ORLY?

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/07/15/whats-behind-ethiopias-recent-political-violence/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.bc5a8a2e518d

    Also lol which sounds more unstable:
    1) A country where armed men enter political rallies to gun down their political opponents for the purpose of securing political power for themselves/their faction.
    2) A country where armed men enter schools, churches, concerts, and nightclubs to gun down complete strangers for no real purpose other than to garner a bit of fame or vent frustrations over the way their society is collapsing around them.

    I'd say 2 sounds like the bigger shit hole, with the shittier populace, but that's white dudes in America so that can't be right.
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    Yeah, they're doing pretty good. There's some political instability, but the country is doing relatively well.
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    My cool wine aunt had breast cancer like 10 years ago and she's doing pretty good now. Hope it goes equally well for you. Make sure to smoke lots of medical reefer cigarettes while you can, if that's your thing.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your feet don't fit a limb and you don't shit through feathers boy.

    is that some kind of made up idiom? lol
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    Ethiopia is doing pretty good, and not coincidentally it's pretty much the only African nation that isn't reeling from the legacy of colonialism, and by extension is also feeling less of the effect of modern day neocolonialsm.

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker shawn

    who?
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    >makes low sodium recipe
    >adds salt



    that looks fucking good tho, ngl
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have chicken

    prove it lol
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    its cuz he's been arrested twice for choking the chicken he's been dating lmao haha hahaha
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    Originally posted by gadzooks I'll never not like that pic.

    Who is that kid? I've seen this pic bouncing around on the Internet years.

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    As a junkie, you're your own worst enemy.

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    Originally posted by WellHung are u and scron nice to each other?

    most of the time but like 10% of the time i am a huge bitch to him
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    Aloe drinks are weird. Part of me really loves them and part of me is indifferent to them. They're super refreshing but flavor wise they're kinda meh. Unique, but meh.
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    Originally posted by GGG It's really not. My dreams suck. There are a few that were awesome but typically I'd rather be playing my harmonica than going through some jagged memory melting pot. 99% of the timr I don't dream anyway.

    Sleep is a different story.

    That's... unfortunate. I'm massively disappointed if I don't have a dream any given time I go to sleep. They're what make the whole experience of sleeping worthwhile. It's basically like free drugs and hassle free creative insight. Even if they're jumbled and nonsensical and lack any substantive sense of continuity for the most part, they're... neat. Like if action movies were avant garde or something. I dunno.
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    Originally posted by Technologist I heard something about this on the radio yesterday. The Air Force officials are saying don’t even think about it.

    Well of course they're gonna say that. They don't want us to find the three-tiddy martian babes and rescue bling bling from captivity. :o
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