Posts by HTS

1. 2019-07-19 at 3:39 AM UTC in Using a headless dead goat as the ball
   

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   Originally posted by GGG Good try, wrong stereotype

   
   Right? Mexicans fuck llamas. Llama fucker.
2. 2019-07-18 at 6:58 PM UTC in How much debt would it take for you to kill yourself?
   

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   Implying I need debt to want to kill myself. $0.
3. 2019-07-18 at 8:59 AM UTC in Anime studio responsible for Lucky Star and K-ON! attacked by terrorists
   

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   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Why would anyone attack this studio in particular?
   This seems really off, there is definitely more to this story.

   
   As far as I'm concerned, they started the endless downward spiral of moeshit that is slowly strangling the life out of anime. They deserved it.
4. 2019-07-18 at 8:38 AM UTC in Anime studio responsible for Lucky Star and K-ON! attacked by terrorists
   

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   Originally posted by aldra they have a guy in custody, so it probably was arson

   
   Well shit.
5. 2019-07-18 at 8:36 AM UTC in Anime studio responsible for Lucky Star and K-ON! attacked by terrorists
   

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   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal There reports that there were explosions
   
   This is clearly a terrorist event and not the doing of a lone mentally ill otaku

   
   Or a gas line or something. Lots of things cause explosions, not just people.
6. 2019-07-18 at 8:35 AM UTC in Besides your head and face, where is the longest hair on your body?
   

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   Pubes I guess.
7. 2019-07-18 at 7:46 AM UTC in [Serious] What do you think will happen over the next 50 to 100 years?
   

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   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Why are you so pessimistic?

   
   How am I being pessimistic? New beachfront properties and a more powerful Israel? The future is looking pretty good.
8. 2019-07-18 at 7:44 AM UTC in [Serious] What do you think will happen over the next 50 to 100 years?
   

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   Some low lying islands in the pacific will disappear, some new beachfront properties will be created along the coasts of the US, some deserts will spread, the middle east will get bloodier, Israel will keep expanding its territories and nobody will stop them, and an EMP attack will take out the US power grid at some point. And maybe some smaller countries nuke eachother. Also a major asteroid impact is mistaken for a nuclear strike and leads to a limited scale nuclear war between major powers before the mistake is realized - one of the greatest tragedies in human history.
   
   t. time traveller
9. 2019-07-18 at 7:23 AM UTC in 332-95
   

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   Or if you want to get a little more conspiracy themed, because Trump is doing exactly what he's supposed to. Just like Obama did. You elect a democrat to do things Republicans would do and vice versa. Trump can shit all over gun rights and suck Israel's dick, Obama can murder brown people with impunity, and nobody bats an eye because he's the candidate of the people who would normally oppose such actions and brand loyalty trumps actual convictions in American politics - nobody turns on "their guy". America is a Zionist Occupied Government and the leaders elected are basically a puppet show to distract the idiot masses while American foreign policy is advanced in a particular direction irrespective of who is allegedly "in charge" at any given moment.
10. 2019-07-18 at 7:19 AM UTC in 332-95
    

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    Because while the house of representatives has the authority to call for an impeachment, the senate actually tries the impeached once the process has begun. And Republicans control the senate. So it'd be:
    A) Pointless.
    B) Potentially career suicide.
    C) Messy as fuck.
    
    And there's really no point in making a symbolic gesture at an impeachment they know could never happen, especially when Trump could be out of office in 18 months anyway.
    
    At least that's my understanding of it, but I'm Canadian and my knowledge of the workings of the American government is pretty limited.
11. 2019-07-18 at 5:22 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
    

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    MY HAIR WAS COVERED THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE ME FROM THE RAPE. THE HIJAB, IT DOES NOTHING!
    
    

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Do you go around in pyjamas all day

    
    Pretty much. I mean I barely ever go outside, and they're so fucking comfy...
12. 2019-07-18 at 5:17 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
    

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    Originally posted by frala This is why their women have to cover themselves completely.

    
    Haha I used to unironically think that would help, but nah. If I needed any more evidence for that, the fact that I was wearing a loose tee shirt, baggy ass PJ pants, a baggy hoody, and am a tranny who doesn't even that good pretty much did the trick. Doesn't matter what you do appearance wise - you still gon get raped.
13. 2019-07-18 at 5 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
    

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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country If it was a 6'3" blonde dude would you have been tempted?

    
    No, I was really upset and trying to find scrawn and didn't have time for that shit. >_<
14. 2019-07-18 at 3:51 AM UTC in It's honestly sexy being so extremely hard
    

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    Sounds like a viagra ad campaign.
15. 2019-07-18 at 3:42 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
    

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    Originally posted by DietPiano You start being nice to scrawny now
    
    Why do you keep getting into fights with him and kicking him out? Because he wouldn't use his bus pass to buy you another chocolate bar to shove your big face into?

    
    I was nicotine deprived and upset.
16. 2019-07-18 at 3:01 AM UTC in Speedy parker makes fun of people for not having jobs but he posts all day and all night
    

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've seen your fat knees.

    
    I bet your knees are so fat you have to walk with a cane.
17. 2019-07-18 at 2:48 AM UTC in Speedy parker makes fun of people for not having jobs but he posts all day and all night
    

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    Originally posted by GGG You know I'm sexy as fuck bb. Don't deny.

    
    I meant speedy. Don't worry, sxy. OwO
18. 2019-07-18 at 2:46 AM UTC in Speedy parker makes fun of people for not having jobs but he posts all day and all night
    

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, you have fat knees

    
    I bet you do too though.
19. 2019-07-18 at 2:02 AM UTC in Speedy parker makes fun of people for not having jobs but he posts all day and all night
    

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    Originally posted by DietPiano SHUT IT BIG FACE

    
    😭😭😭
20. 2019-07-18 at 1:58 AM UTC in Speedy parker makes fun of people for not having jobs but he posts all day and all night
    

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    I he has f-fat knees, too. F-fat kneed asshole.