Posts by HTS

2018-01-28 at 10:23 PM UTC in Enter is Trippy Mc

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Originally posted by Totse 2001 It was a user name on totse years back.

maybe .. just maybe

Back on totse, Enter was... Enter.

2018-01-28 at 10:14 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles

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Originally posted by NARCassist see i know that in your dreams and fantasies you imagine one day you looking something like this:

when in reality you're just gonna end up looking something more like this:

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I have pretty realistic dreams, which is to say I'll probably always be uglier than both.

2018-01-28 at 9:20 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles

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Originally posted by NARCassist yeah but you're never gonna have an actual minge and get orgasms like chicks do pal. you're just gonna have what's left of your cock and some skin sorta shaped like one and quite possibly some serious sexual dysfunction from severing your natural sexual organ in such a manner. just because its done in a 'surgery' with 'sterile' equipment, ain't gonna change the fact that its getting hacked off. as far as your body is concerned it don't matter if its done by dr faggotface or if jill the jedi jar did it with some rusty old axe on an old log in the woods.

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Maybe not a real minge, but m8.... estrogen definitely... changed orgasms. At least for me... haha. Things are a LOT more interesting now.

2018-01-28 at 8:44 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles

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Originally posted by NARCassist what do you mean why? you're talking about cutting your dick and balls off man, wft? did you not see the dikpic i posted yesterday? why the fuck would i let or fucking want such an awesome specimen barbarically severed off? like think about it, once its cut off thats it, you never get to use it again. you'll never ever get to feel a nice warm wet pussy sliding snugly up and down it causing you absolute bliss. how the fuck does that make any sense at all. you must be mentally ill man. just get some pills man, its not worth it. its like suicide, there just no coming back from it. once you do it its all over, permenantly.

fuucck.

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I used to fuck my gf multiple times a day whenever we were together. I can count on one hand the number of times I came. Ain't no bliss there. Also male orgasms fucking suck. It's like scratching an itch, or sneezing when you really need to.

I mean I'm glad dudes are into having penises because I'm into dudes having penises but let's be real: you don't know what you're missing out on. Hahaha.

2018-01-28 at 8:26 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles

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Originally posted by Grimace As scron thinks.

He's a good boy and he says he'll love me no matter what...

2018-01-28 at 8:25 PM UTC in I just wanna go outside and walk in the rain.

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Originally posted by Enter Am I that cucked?

Shoty answer? Yes. Long answer? Yessssssssssssssss.

2018-01-28 at 8:23 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles

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Originally posted by Grimace You've changed, HTS.

For the better, I think. UwU

2018-01-28 at 8:04 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles

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Originally posted by Grimace You've been saying that for years and years. Canadian healthcare gets in the way and a lack of resolve. PUT UP, OR SHUT UP!

It hasn't been years, and I have an appointment in like 2 weeks that will hopefully end up in me setting a date for the snip snip. :)

2018-01-28 at 7:51 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles

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Originally posted by -SpectraL You're getting de-nutted, eh?

God (and a surgeon) willing.

Originally posted by NARCassist oww shut the fuck up, i can't even think of that shit happening. prolly the one thing that flips me the fuck out even just thinking about it.

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... why?

2018-01-28 at 12:51 PM UTC in When I was in 6th grade, we did swimming, and one of the adult instructors...

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Originally posted by Enter So you're saying he wanted to fuck my at the time virgin asshole?

Enter...

2018-01-28 at 12:17 PM UTC in Your encounters with good people.

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I met a lot of nice folks when I was homeless. Or I mean, people were nice to me. Every single one of them could have been a sadist serial rapist and murderer for all I know.

2018-01-28 at 12:15 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles

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I'm hoping I get to see them in the flesh this year. Or actually... not... in the flesh. In a jar. Or just... never see them.

2018-01-28 at 12:12 PM UTC in Should I just be nice to girls?

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No. Do not be nice to an entire gender. Don't be mean either. You dickhead. Just be normal. Why can't you be normal? 😂

2018-01-28 at 10:13 AM UTC in Post in this thread and I'll assign you the Simpsons character you most resemble.

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Originally posted by Enter You were Troy. Are you saying I'm Troy?

... yes.

2018-01-28 at 9:30 AM UTC in Post in this thread and I'll assign you the Simpsons character you most resemble.

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Originally posted by Enter

So wait... I'm Selma?

2018-01-28 at 9:27 AM UTC in Post in this thread and I'll assign you the Simpsons character you most resemble.

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inb4smithers

2018-01-28 at 9:23 AM UTC in Wtf I love diversity now.

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Originally posted by Enter

If this means less whores in bikinis, then open up those borders!

This definitely the alt-right trying to get hot girls up in arms. No way it's real.

2018-01-28 at 8:51 AM UTC in What's a good first gun?

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Originally posted by aldra isn't Hi-Power considered cheap, poorly built and unreliable?

Thinking of Hi-Point, a manufacturer of notoriously shit guns. They're cheap though, and some people swear by 'em as being reliable little shooters. Of course, if a nigger is robbing somebody, this is also the melaninated individual's gun of choice.

I'm talking about:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Browning_Hi-Power

2018-01-28 at 8:47 AM UTC in Is it normal to want to make out with men when you're really drunk? (not trolling)

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Originally posted by -SpectraL I identify as a giraffe, and I demand you respect me as I am.

Trans is just neurologically intersex. UwU

It's possible to be intersex. It's not possible to be interspecies. This is silly.

2018-01-28 at 8:42 AM UTC in What's a good first gun?

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Originally posted by -SpectraL 9mm Browning.

If you're considering a 1911, OP... a Hi-Power would be the way to go. 1911 action, in 9mm, as revised and perfected by the God of Gun, John Browning himself. Sort of.

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