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  1. #21
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Grimace You've been saying that for years and years. Canadian healthcare gets in the way and a lack of resolve. PUT UP, OR SHUT UP!

    It hasn't been years, and I have an appointment in like 2 weeks that will hopefully end up in me setting a date for the snip snip. :)
  2. #22
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    It's been two years and we had a moment together, during Nirvana's Unplugged concert, where you confided in me that you could never get the "snip-snip". You've changed, HTS.
  3. #23
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Grimace You've changed, HTS.

    For the better, I think. UwU
  4. #24
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by HTS For the better, I think. UwU

    As scron thinks.
  5. #25
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Grimace As scron thinks.

    He's a good boy and he says he'll love me no matter what...
  6. #26
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS … why?

    what do you mean why? you're talking about cutting your dick and balls off man, wft? did you not see the dikpic i posted yesterday? why the fuck would i let or fucking want such an awesome specimen barbarically severed off? like think about it, once its cut off thats it, you never get to use it again. you'll never ever get to feel a nice warm wet pussy sliding snugly up and down it causing you absolute bliss. how the fuck does that make any sense at all. you must be mentally ill man. just get some pills man, its not worth it. its like suicide, there just no coming back from it. once you do it its all over, permenantly.

    fuucck.



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  7. #27
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HTS He's a good boy and he says he'll love me no matter what…

    You could find more love at a local Mcdonalds.
  8. #28
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by mashlehash You could find more love at a local Mcdonalds.

    Dell XPS 420.
  9. #29
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash You could find more loaf at a local Mcdonalds.

    i believe that was a grammatical error i just spotted, so i ftfy pal. no need to thank me.



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  10. #30
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm sure auto-correct was prolly to blame anyhow.



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  11. #31
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Grimace Dell XPS 420.

    It's Fucked Ricky bobby
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS He's a good boy and he says he'll love me no matter what…

    jesus christ.
  13. #33
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Word
  14. #34
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock jesus christ.

    here jill, so how many times did you have to explain to that chick that you needed to take a pic of your phone next to her minge so you could prove you wasn't a virgin to the internet, before she realized you was actually being serious?



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  15. #35
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist what do you mean why? you're talking about cutting your dick and balls off man, wft? did you not see the dikpic i posted yesterday? why the fuck would i let or fucking want such an awesome specimen barbarically severed off? like think about it, once its cut off thats it, you never get to use it again. you'll never ever get to feel a nice warm wet pussy sliding snugly up and down it causing you absolute bliss. how the fuck does that make any sense at all. you must be mentally ill man. just get some pills man, its not worth it. its like suicide, there just no coming back from it. once you do it its all over, permenantly.

    fuucck.



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    I used to fuck my gf multiple times a day whenever we were together. I can count on one hand the number of times I came. Ain't no bliss there. Also male orgasms fucking suck. It's like scratching an itch, or sneezing when you really need to.

    I mean I'm glad dudes are into having penises because I'm into dudes having penises but let's be real: you don't know what you're missing out on. Hahaha.
  16. #36
    bling bling Dark Matter
    they not dropped yet lol u know wen ur born they are inside but then u get like 12yo and they drop down 1 by 1
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist here jill, so how many times did you have to explain to that chick that you needed to take a pic of your phone next to her minge so you could prove you wasn't a virgin to the internet, before she realized you was actually being serious
    who the fuck is jill and where the shit is here, you retarded fucking handsome and well tanned individual.

    if youre talking about the assorted pics ive posted of various foreign objects in, on, or around, the orifices ive plundered...there were no explanations. there were clear instructions given and that was that.
  18. #38
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS I used to fuck my gf multiple times a day whenever we were together. I can count on one hand the number of times I came. Ain't no bliss there. Also male orgasms fucking suck. It's like scratching an itch, or sneezing when you really need to.

    I mean I'm glad dudes are into having penises because I'm into dudes having penises but let's be real: you don't know what you're missing out on. Hahaha.

    post pics of girlfriend or neighbors cat
  19. #39
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS I used to fuck my gf multiple times a day whenever we were together. I can count on one hand the number of times I came. Ain't no bliss there. Also male orgasms fucking suck. It's like scratching an itch, or sneezing when you really need to.

    I mean I'm glad dudes are into having penises because I'm into dudes having penises but let's be real: you don't know what you're missing out on. Hahaha.

    yeah but you're never gonna have an actual minge and get orgasms like chicks do pal. you're just gonna have what's left of your cock and some skin sorta shaped like one and quite possibly some serious sexual dysfunction from severing your natural sexual organ in such a manner. just because its done in a 'surgery' with 'sterile' equipment, ain't gonna change the fact that its getting hacked off. as far as your body is concerned it don't matter if its done by dr faggotface or if jill the jedi jar did it with some rusty old axe on an old log in the woods.



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  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist yeah but you're never gonna have an actual minge and get orgasms like chicks do pal. you're just gonna have what's left of your cock and some skin sorta shaped like one and quite possibly some serious sexual dysfunction from severing your natural sexual organ in such a manner. just because its done in a 'surgery' with 'sterile' equipment, ain't gonna change the fact that its getting hacked off. as far as your body is concerned it don't matter if its done by dr faggotface or if jill the jedi jar did it with some rusty old axe on an old log in the woods
    stifle yourself, you gibbering quim.
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