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Posts by HTS

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    Originally posted by infinityshock thats nice. now put your toys away and go have your daddy change your diaper. its nappy time.

    This is more arousing to me than it should be.
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    Originally posted by Malice But it comes with a free phone! You'd be a fool not to take such an offer.

    If you don't care about your credit rating it really is a free phone.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock eggzactly. itll conduct the heat right into the wires/jackets/insulation

    It'll also disperse the heat along its length...
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    Originally posted by Malice It wouldn't surprise me if on average we were gayer than reddit.

    Honestly, this is probably true. At least none of us are faggots though.
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    Phryne. Every sexy lady needs an ugly friend.
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    Originally posted by Enter Comfortably numb?

    Very.
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    He's not insane. It's all of you who are insane.
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    Because it makes you numb and unempathetic.
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    1) I'm from a traditional suburban nuclear family.

    2) Single moms are lovely people and great if you love kids and can look past the fact that it isn't yours.
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    Originally posted by Enter Everything has been invaded by women. Video games, comic books, the internet… I just want fucking peace from them!

    I'm sorry... I can leave if you want. I didn't know you needed a safe space. #MasculinitySoFragile
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    And yet you tried.
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    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Hah dive by! Get it?!

    Are you mocking me?
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws There is no such thing as “8 in the afternoon” you wanker.

    Did you mean 8 in the evening?

    It's 8 o'clock, and it's after noon. It's 8 in the afternoon.
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    >dive-by insults

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    Blubberne.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Bullshit, when you sell or buy real estate it's done with a certified cashiers check. You simply inform the bank it is drawn against that you require the funds and give them the time to have the notes shipped to the location. Banks keep very little cash on hand. Even a sum as low as $15,000 is difficult to obtain in cash without prior arrangement. This can usually be resolved in less than 5 business days. So either you or the story is full of shit or you memory and or athletic abilities sucks. Either way you're the retard.

    As you can clearly see from the bolded portion, it is you who is retarded.
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    I've wanted to make this and a variety of puddings for like a year now. God help me when I move I'm cooking so much weird shit.

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    Originally posted by Grimace This is the worst advice, ever.

    Only if you have an embarrassing little baby dick. That's unfortunate, Grimace.
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    Send her a pic of your fully erect dick and say "your loss".
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    Originally posted by Grimace I don't care what line it's from or what it means or whom/what it was ripped off from. All I care about is killing myself in a horrible accident. Ok?

    Shut up, little man.
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