For realz, there's nothing more fun than dive-by insults.

1. 2018-02-10 at 2:47 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My friend was driving me home from the airport last night, and since it was Friday all the young people were out clubbing, etc. Drove past a group of stereotypical sluts and I yelled out, "FUCKING WHORES!!!"
   
   Hahahaha, my friend doesn't even hate women like I do and thought it was fucking hilarious so I know it's not just me. It's objectively fun. I was depressed about being back home and that really brightened things up for me. Did it again to another group, calling them sluts. It's so fucking fun, I need to do it more often.
   
   If you have not done it, you do not understand the enjoyment it brings. Do not knock it until you've tried it.
2. 2018-02-10 at 2:59 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   Some people yelled some shit at me driving by but the light turned red and I chucked my jones bottle at their truck, smashed on the tailgate. there were 4 in the cab but they didn't do shit. Kind of an overreaction when I think about it but I bet they thought there would be 0 consequences.
3. 2018-02-10 at 3:02 AM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   A woman stepped out into oncoming traffic the other day on my way home when the pedestrian crosswalk was not 15ft from her. Caused everyone to slam on their brakes, me included. I became so furious, I rolled down my window and screamed out, "THE FUCKING CROSSWALK IS RIGHT THERE, YOU STUPID FUCK!" and kept on driving. I continued driving, angry at her, but as I drove and thought about how I screamed at her, it made me feel good. I felt good.
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4. 2018-02-10 at 3:09 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grimace A woman stepped out into oncoming traffic the other day on my way home when the pedestrian crosswalk was not 15ft from her. Caused everyone to slam on their brakes, me included. I became so furious, I rolled down my window and screamed out, "THE FUCKING CROSSWALK IS RIGHT THERE, YOU STUPID FUCK!" and kept on driving. I continued driving, angry at her, but as I drove and thought about how I screamed at her, it made me feel good. I felt good.

   
   This is what I don't get when people (redditors) say to me, "How would you feel if someone did that to you?" Of course I'd feel shit. That's how I know it makes THEM feel shit, lol, which is why I can find it so fun/funny. Do these retards actually think I'm not comprehending that it makes them feel a certain way?
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5. 2018-02-10 at 3:17 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Nil Some people yelled some shit at me driving by but the light turned red and I chucked my jones bottle at their truck, smashed on the tailgate. there were 4 in the cab but they didn't do shit. Kind of an overreaction when I think about it but I bet they thought there would be 0 consequences.

   
   I remember once at nighttime in like 2011, a car drove past me and yelled "FAG!"
   
   I saw it turn around at the end of the street, and picked up a giant piece of stone. As it was coming around again, I was seriously contemplating chucking it at the windshield, but stopped on the chance that it was a different car. They yelled "FAG!" again lol ugh, so it was obviously the same car and I missed my chance.
   
   I wonder what'd happen if I threw it. One of them would've died? Would it had changed my entire life, or would I have gotten away with it? Weird to think about.
6. 2018-02-10 at 3:17 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Enter This is what I don't get when people (redditors) say to me, "How would you feel if someone did that to you?" Of course I'd feel shit. That's how I know it makes THEM feel shit, lol, which is why I can find it so fun/funny. Do these retards actually think I'm not comprehending that it makes them feel a certain way?

   
   If you feel like shit because some random faggot yells at you you deserve to feel like a piece of shit, piece of shit.
7. 2018-02-10 at 3:32 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
8. 2018-02-10 at 3:45 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   fucking amateurs.
9. 2018-02-11 at 1:18 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Last year i was drunk as shit driving home late at night eating a hamburger and this cyclist was taking up the residential rode so when i was able to get next to him i yelled "fuck you you fucking faggot" and through my burger at him.
   
   Which in a way its kind of fucked of me to do since i sometimes cycle but im not a tosser like some of those dudes are.
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10. 2018-02-11 at 1:21 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    And several months ago i was eating pizza by the university on the sidewalk and some guy with a v for vendetta mask came zooming up the sidewalk on a segway and as he went by me i said "fag"...
    
    Thats all i got im more into prank phone calls
11. 2018-02-11 at 1:21 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Enter I remember once at nighttime in like 2011, a car drove past me and yelled "FAG!"
    
    I saw it turn around at the end of the street, and picked up a giant piece of stone. As it was coming around again, I was seriously contemplating chucking it at the windshield, but stopped on the chance that it was a different car. They yelled "FAG!" again lol ugh, so it was obviously the same car and I missed my chance.
    
    I wonder what'd happen if I threw it. One of them would've died? Would it had changed my entire life, or would I have gotten away with it? Weird to think about.

    
    You bitched out lil bromo
12. 2018-02-11 at 5:19 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Anger makes a terrible hobby. There are much better ways to release all that stress and hostility.
13. 2018-02-11 at 5:51 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    >dive-by insults
    
    
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14. 2018-02-11 at 6:24 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hah dive by! Get it?!
15. 2018-02-11 at 7:56 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Hah dive by! Get it?!

    
    Are you mocking me?
16. 2018-02-11 at 8:02 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol someone tried to yell an insult at me once when i was walking home from school back in my high school days and somehow managed to veer off the road, onto a sidewalk, and into this grass area that was part of a park
17. 2018-02-11 at 8:03 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    and idk man i can think of a lot of things that are more fun. but since you live in australia they're probably all illegal
18. 2018-02-11 at 8:59 PM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by greenplastic lol someone tried to yell an insult at me once when i was walking home from school back in my high school days and somehow managed to veer off the road, onto a sidewalk, and into this grass area that was part of a park

    
    Instant karma.
    
    You should have walked over there and laughed at them.
19. 2018-02-11 at 10:01 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Instant karma.
    
    You should have walked over there and laughed at them.

    
    well i was across the street, and it was only like a small residential street, and i did laugh. they were hiding their faces in shame though so i'm not sure if they saw.
20. 2018-02-12 at 3:44 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS Are you mocking me?

    
    Do you two really just chill together and post on nis?