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Posts by HTS

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    Originally posted by Grimace You need to be quiet.

    You and mmQ are the creepy ass McPoyle twins.
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    Originally posted by RestStop It WAY better to be Mac than Dennis. I feel as though I'm a Charlie myself.

    You're Frank.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Any stupid enough to sit on a check that long would just hurt themselves with the money.

    He tried to deposit a $400000 check and the bank is trying to hold his funds for 10 years. You tard. πŸ˜‚
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    Fisting is hot....
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    Originally posted by Grimace I met one of the freakiest girls I ever slept with in "youth group" at church. God, we were so fucking NASTY in bed! Doing things 14 year olds shouldn't be!

    Tell us more. Describe her nubile 14 year old body in detail.
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    Now he gets it...
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    Originally posted by Grimace That's ok. We can SUCK together. You was never "top-tier material" yourself.

    True that.
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    Originally posted by Grimace That's a lie.

    I actively tried to get you to come and you denied me, dodging me every step of the way.

    Because you kinda suck but at the same time I had a change of heart but it's still really not gonna happen 'cause my current PC set up is f u c k e d.
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    I honestly would but the I threw my desk out in anticipation of moving and I can't comfortably use my computer on the floor eith a broken leg.
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    That whole channel has dope recipes. I've been subbed for like a year. Some really yummy stuff.
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    Originally posted by ε“ˆε“ˆδ½ ηœ‹δΈζ‡‚δΈ­ζ–‡ I actually have a girlfriend this year

    When did that happen? Congrats lil buddy.
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    Originally posted by Malice You're a coward, HTS, too weak to handle this. I am different.

    I kind of want this Gucci x Sailor Moon hoodie.



    I also want a black shirt that says, "We Are All Adolf Hitler" on it.

    Falco, did you know that Gucci actually did a collaboration with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?




    Being like this around normal people has approximately the same effect as pissing your pants around normal people.

    Actually, ngl, you could probably get away with the gucci sailor moon thing because ironic pop cultue references are MOON PERSON crack.
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    Kinda different but Command and Conquer: Generals with AI difficulty. At one difficulty level it's boring and I win 100% of the time, the next hardest I lose 100% of the time... so I said fuck it and never played again.
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    Originally posted by Malice But I think memeing IRL is fun. Why the fuck would I want to be normal? You honestly don't see it as unbearably boring, a life not even worth living?

    Malice, take it from me (your fellow autist) - you want to be normal because the nail that sticks out gets hammered down. Memeing IRL is fun, sure. Whatever. Being a meme IRL is less fun. You sound like you're going to become a Chris-chan tier lulzcow for your school.
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    Malice please don't go to college and try to be some weird eccentric Gucci-wearing antinatalist philosophical savant. For your own sake. You will quickly become a walking meme. I know you're excited and trying to improve but your future reeks of regret.

    You will become disillusioned with the whole experience of higher education. After you put yourself out there as an eccentric weirdo, you won't be able to take it back. Just try to be normal. For the love of god, don't ruin this for yourself.
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    Don't masturbate at all... or if you can do it once a week, aim for once a month. Also: get a girlfriend who will put it in a locked cage so you can't touch it, you beta fucks.
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    Originally posted by Malice Sophie, what's your favorite pedo erotica? Any age range. I'm in the mood for something new, although I will probably still become aroused.



    No, I'm extremely picky and want those specific items. I don't care if they're reps, they're still high quality.

    Doesn't this tempt you? You should give it a try: https://www.reddit.com/r/DesignerReps/comments/7vuyqr/qc_gucci_embroidered_flower_shirt/?st=jdgxon65&sh=7a773f40




    Only acceptable if you are literally Pablo Escobar.
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    Valentine's and Steak and Blowjobs Day are both awesome when you aren't alone though. It kinda balances out as long as you get to enjoy it some of the times... neh?

    Also I thought Valentine's was a good day to go out and meet lonely single women desperate for human connection.
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    Enter: The world's most dramatic dine and dash poster.
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    Originally posted by BRiCK is that tra1n b0i?

    Yep, it's xXx_tra1n-b0i-rawr_xXx from back in the day.
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