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2024-06-13 at 3:36 AM UTC in Birthday !!!Happy birthday CrispyC. When I was your age we didn't even have internetThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-06-12 at 11:33 PM UTC in Solar Eclipse š®OP takes bad photos.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-06-12 at 10:42 PM UTC in Bradleyat least I don't get butt ass naked and show children a childish hat I have on videoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-06-12 at 4:51 PM UTC in To those who don't like me
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2024-06-12 at 1:22 AM UTC in Birthday !!!Happy birthday :3The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-06-11 at 7:12 AM UTC in Lonely Little GirlThx this post if you think its obvs Wariat can't discern between pornography and real life
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2024-06-10 at 1:19 AM UTC in Miracle Whip, White trash announced.I'm not gonna start on about non White people using miracle whip because I really dont' know. The Mexicans I used to live with don't use it, the blacks I fuck with well enough to look in their fridge don't use it, I know the Asian people don't use it so let's focus on who does use this shit and what it is.
So you take your standard mayonnaise (which is awful for you as it is) and then add sugar and spices.Miracle Whip is a mayonnaise-like product first created in 1933 as a cheaper option than mayo. It has the same ingredients as mayonnaise, but it adds a number of others, including sugar,
So basically it's got the fat oil based spread of mayo with a unique sugar base. IT's literally bad for you in everyway.
Why would youw ant a sweet tasting ham sandwich? Why do you want mayo to be sweet? Fucking nasty.
The only people I've met who keep this in their fridge are white trash, typically overweight. Very popular among the type of people who always have coke on hand. Slurpin up soda all day and eating miracle whip seem to go hand and hand to the same fat slug pieces of shit.
THe most common I ever seen it was growing up with the poor kids from the low income housing, you know where they don't have a dad and have like 3-4 brothers and sisters from different dads and shit. They love this stuff also the kids who drank a lot of Kool aid, Xavier wasn't fully white but that half black kid drank purple Kool aid, smoked menthol cigarettes, watched basketball and ate miracle whip on everything. Dude was a walking stereotype since the age of 10.
BAck to white trash, if I go to a barbeque and they have miracle whip sitting there. I guarantee there's gonna be hot dogs on the grill, it's like a poor people thing.
I fucking hate that shit and if you like miracle whip and arne't white trash, please elucidate me on the possibility of that being real.
Mayo is ok, I like it in tuna fish a lil or like when u make chicken salad it's aight, also u can use it to make a glaze over meats before you bake them, that's cool too, but dont' put a half inch spread on your sandwiches and shit especially if you're making them for your already heavy set kid that's just a fucking bad idea, also don't deep french fries into them that's like frying something in oil and then dipping it in oil, you might as well just give up on having a healthy body.
I actually dont' buy mayonnaise because it's so expensive (8$ for a jug) and I use so little so I got like 10 mayo packs from when I went to the store and got a sandwich last that will probably last me the rest of my life.
Wait till I make a thread about margarine.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-06-06 at 1:47 PM UTC in The Great Conundrum of a Rape Whistle ManufacturerIf you don't know what a rape whistle is, they're a small whistle usually on a keychain or otherwise easily accessible spot. When a person is stranded in the wild or being raped they are generally advised to blow into the whistle repeatedly to gain the attention of others. The ease at which this can be done makes it possible to do it for long periods of time (for instance when hiking in the woods) and extremely loudly by even the smallest lungs.
So this guy feeling that rape was a fucked up problem in our society makes a rape whistle. A noble thing trying to stop one of the most sexually destructive acts that can befall anyone both historically and in modern times.
However, lets say that society shifts in a direction where there is less rape. This means that less people will fear rape so less people will go out of their way to purchase one of his rape whistles. As a rape whistle manufacturer this is extremely bad for business.
So the man who started out creating rape whistles to comb at rape is now in a dubious position where he benefits from increased rapes.
So while he started out wanting to end the horror of rape for all, due to his substantial propietery holdings in the area of rape whistles he's left yearning for the number of rapes to continue.
Thus by setting out to end something he now feels it's his duty to his family's business and economic success to go out and rape.
Let us reflect on the rape whistle conundrum and how it can be applied to many other aspects of life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-30 at 1:24 AM UTC in Will you join my cult, Wikibradeya?Suggestion: creating BradleyCoin and investing in it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-18 at 1:16 PM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?the timeline-
Crisolis joins the forum
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2024-05-08 at 10:06 PM UTC in Do you feel loved when you come on this forum?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-06 at 12:51 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?I was planning something more sinister than simply leaking P.I but if there's a child missing it can't wait. It's 2am now tho so I will look for the rest later. I cr what he said his name was Stephen or something but it's more likely it's Enoch. I think this because he mopes on about how he dated six girls called Sara, started moping about it again to my friend Sara in my server and said you wouldn't guess what his name was, that it was something biblical. Sara guessed it was Enoch and he expressed surprise.
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2024-03-04 at 2:46 PM UTC in Userscript to Block/Mute Usersgot sick enough of wariat's retard/porno spam to write javascript. fuck you for making me do that.
separate blocklists for threads and posts. if you want to hide both add the poster's name to both lists.
if you want to use it, just install tampermonkey as a browser extension, save this to a file, update the BLOCKED_THREAD_MAKERS and BLOCKED_POSTERS to whatever you want and feed it to tampermonkey. there should be a little note in the footer reporting how many threads/posts are hidden on the current page.
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// @version 1.0n
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// @icon https://niggasin.space/media/avatars/digiskg_0V0Kspx.png
// @grant none
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2023-09-12 at 8:48 AM UTC in Fona's Painful Testical Problemwhat heathen wipes shit into their nutsack?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-11 at 5:34 PM UTC in Fona's Painful Testical ProblemUPDATE
My boss was standing next to me and asked if I'd pull out my phone and take a picture of something. I proceeded to open my camera and the picture of my nuts on the toilet popped up.
Akward...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-06 at 6:45 PM UTC in Can someone link Wariat's 2013 Child Sex case from Oakdale California where he asked two police officers if they had seen any twelve year olds?op is a pedophile that fucks kidsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-04 at 7:57 PM UTC in It's gay af you can't resize an image for an avatarThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-01 at 9:31 AM UTC in What is the biggest number?
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2021-08-08 at 12:03 AM UTC in The Fly Incident or How I finally accepted God into my lifeSome of you might remember that I hate 3 things.
jedis
Mosquitos
And those fat fucking chirping birds that always sit on the same spot on my neighbors roof doing the same fucking scream instead of singing any songs "RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH!" Fuck that.
This story is about number two. The mosquito. Well, I had one. A real juicy fucker buzzing around my head when I wanted to sleep. It was pissing me the fuck off. Big time. And you might also remember that I have a thing for hyperbole and being dramatic. Pretty sure you do. So, I was laying there trying to sleep, right? And then there it is "bzzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzz". No. I don't accept it. So I got up and tried to hunt it down but it went full trb3 stealth mode on me and I gave up and went back to bed. " bzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzz. FUCK. So, I'm laying there and I can't take it anymore and I go fucking crazy and in my head I start talking to God and I say "I would rather have anything else in my room right now than this fucking thing. Anything. Give me a demon or whatever you want. Just get rid of that fucking mosquito for me" and I decided to get up again and for whatever reason, I kinda forgot, take a hot shower. Ahh yes, I remember why. I decided to spray some bug spray, actual hornet killer, into my bedroom to holocaust the motherfucker. That is crucial to the story.
So I spray the stuff and go take a shower and when I walk out of my bathroom I hear a CRAZY loud buzz. "BZZZZZZZZZ" BZZZZZZZZ"BZZZZZZZZZ" Jesus... What's going on?
I open the door to my bedroom and bang. There are dozens of fat fucking flies buzzing around in a drugged up frency. DOZENS. I look around and see the most of them around my window and realized they came in through a slit on the blinds, I guess you call it the blinds. The thing you can roll up to not get any light through the window. Turns out they all got in there to hibernate or something and there was some kind of crack in the wall where they all went in and basically, I had the walls full of fucking flies and now the hornet killer fully kicks in and they are coming out of every little crack and slit I had in the walls like in a fucking horror movie. I'm not kidding you. The dozens turned into hundreds and they are coming out EVERYWHERE! Everything is full of flies. They are swirling around and buzzing on the floor on their back while struggling with the poison. WHAT THE FUCK. I took a broom and swooped them all together but they kept coming and I even heard the buzzing change the sound with every step I took so I realized they are also in the floor. Oh God no.
It was a nightmare and that's how I accepted that God is real and to not fuck with him because he gave me what I asked for. "Anything. Give me a demon or whatever you want". Like the hebrews with the raining frogs and locusts.. God gave me those flies. And I'm glad he did. Thank you for reading. God bless. -
2021-04-01 at 2:06 PM UTC in I'm a million dollar nigga that needs to borrow some money.dude you're such a fat fuck too, she wasn't being bad wait staff, you just shocked that lil hoe with your gluttony and demands
I mean, i've been hungry, I could see eating like 2?
