2024-06-12 at 2:20 PM UTC
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
I hope you finally meet the one for you, but then she leaves you because you're infertile.
I hope you take a shower because your skin itches but when you dry off its worse.
I hope you have to apply for government benefits and they lose your application.
I hope your family reconnect with you and then disconnect after they get to know you.
I hope the doctor tells you you only have a few months to live but he forgot to tell your a couple months ago.
2024-06-12 at 2:26 PM UTC
An ancient tribe prayed incessantly for rain, only to be wiped out to the last man by a torrential flood.
2024-06-12 at 4:31 PM UTC
Maybe wariat should start praying for pussy.
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2024-06-12 at 4:47 PM UTC
Only Jesus can help him now. He should start going to church, probably lots of girls there but the priest may frown on the iPad.
2024-06-12 at 4:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by jerryb
Only Jesus can help him now. He should start going to church, probably lots of girls there but the priest may frown on the iPad.
Even the catholic priests are getting more underage action than Wariat.
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2024-06-12 at 6:46 PM UTC
Być może ludzie bardziej by cię lubili, gdybyś nie był osobą, która życzy innym tak okropnych rzeczy. Czy rozważyłeś to? Spróbuj być miłszą osobą.
2024-06-13 at 2:03 PM UTC
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
well, I don't have a poem written about them at the moment.
A lot of people think I use ChatPCP to write my poetry but I don't. This anaphoric poem came to me while I was sitting in my class watching black people music, vibin out!@~!~!~!~
2024-06-13 at 2:07 PM UTC
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
to add to the OP
I hope when you have your lonely Chinese food dinner you put on a little soy sauce and the cap comes off ruining your food.
I hope you get a hereditary illness that no one in your family ever had before.
I hope when you go to pay for your cart full of groceries all your cards decline so you wasted that hour picking out food.
I hope when it rains the inside of your car is wet and you can't figure out why.
I hope when you fart blood comes out but the doctor says you're fine.
I hope when you yawn a small bug goes into your mouth but then you can't find it with your tongue.
I hope your socks smell bad when they come out of the dryer even though you used two dryer sheets.
I hope your ex girlfriend calls you when she's drunk and you have a heart to heart conversation but when you call her in the morning she doesn't answer.
I hope the prostitute you fornicate next tells you she loves you and you believe her.
I hope Solstice is your only friend and he understands you like no one else does but you dont' understand him at all.
I hope you get a bunch of bananas but after two days they start turning brown so you gotta eat like 7 bananas in two days.
