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Posts That Were Thanked by Crispy

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Belated happy birthday!
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  2. Legitimately thought this was gonna be a pic of ur dick stretched across ur wrist.
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  3. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    51!!!
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  4. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    he also wanted the video of him when he was naked showing children his horseyhat in private videos to be removed from YouTube, the photos of it removed from everyone's computer and definitely not have 5 or 6 different people using it as their profile picture on the website.

    He said "If you don't change your avatar I'm never talking to you again!!!"





    ever again!!!

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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    OP needs a good fred


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  6. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Happy birthday crispy!!!
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  7. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    HE'S GONNA JUMP, YOU DID THIS TO US, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA BURY YOU
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  8. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Remember the goal is to do this fast but don't cut yourself.

    4 white mushrooms sliced
    half a yellow onion sliced
    6 jalapenos slices
    2 garlic teeth minced

    In a separate bowl I like doing the instant rice which still takes 10 minutes in a microwave. I do 11.

    While that's microwaving add the above mentioned ingredients to a pan with a TUBE OF STEW GRADE BEEF (Cheapest)

    Cook for 8 minutes.



    Drain, now add the star of the show.



    Any sloppy Joe mix will do. Mix that all together. At this point I microwaved the 2 cups of mixed vegetables.



    so a cup of white rice, half the meat & sauce, then a cup of vegetables. I made 2 bowls like this

    Easy, costs like nothing, mildly healthy. Tasty.
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  9. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I want sloppy joes but I don't have any bread or hamburger buns so I'm trying to think how I can diversify this.

    Could I Just do bowls of rice with the sloppy Joe mix on top? I think it'll be super fire if I put in some olives, onions, garlic, some mixed vegetables. I'm gonna stay away from cheeses and I don't want to do this with tortillas. I think pickles might be aight.

    so like a rice layer, onion/vegetable layer, sloppy Joe mix (I"m also using stew meat cuz I'm poor instead of hamburger), top with sliced olives, pickles.

    I could put some white mushrooms in there as well during the cooking process.

    Thoughts. I'm thinking about calling it Sloppy Bowl or Bowl of Sloppy.
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  10. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    it's a very crispy pic of a 7/11 beer coozie
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  11. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    OP is the best host
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  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Me too

    Bedtime playboy
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  13. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I wanna fuck wariat's hat.
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  14. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Hay be nice !~!~!~ I'm sensitive
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  15. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    ur a child snatcher
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  16. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I just figured like if you're gay (which i'm not the more I thinka bout this shit) you're gonna want a really masculine man.
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    If you're a lesbian you're going to want a really feminine woman.

    If you're a "heterosexual" tranny you're gonna want the gender mate typically associated with your selected gender.

    I think it's less gay (still kinda gay though) that people like scron and I (Co presidents of the Pride Boys of Zoklet) like femboys, trannies, guys with girl names, etc. Not a guy with a beard and a big Weiner (maybe he does IDK)
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  17. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Men that are gay become the most outlandish bitches?

    Why do women that like women looking like middle age truckers?

    Why do gay men seem to desire trannies/femboys?

    If you like men wouldn't you like MANLY men?

    If you like women wouldn't you want a girly woman and not one that looks like she can win a barfight?
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  18. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    hey crispy u almost got as many haters as me!!! You're doing great!~!~!~
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  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy Ar you wariat trying to get in my panties again

    Oczywiście nie jestem warcry. On (błędnie) sądzi, że potrafi mówić po angielsku.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nice to meet you, Crispy.
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