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  1. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Kinks I believe they were socialist and they just went about it in a very fact manner lol

    Jesus crust kinkou they were national socialists
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  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    I will be there despite the hosts shitty attitude and lack of hosting skills.

    And the fun people will be playing overcooked 2
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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    is this the gilmore girls?
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  4. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    oh and obviously as with everything about me, no jedis.
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  5. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I will ask you a lot of questions and critique you. I will sometimes take things out on you. And I will sodomize you and make you suck the whole dick. I know what you're thinking "I don't know if I can suck the whole dick" or "Won't that hurt my little asshole?" that's more than fine, I completely understand.

    Couple requirements:

    You must be 18+
    You must speak English
    You must be a kind person
    You must be willing to be loved deeply
    You must be willing to be loved deeply sexually
    You must be able to talk for 20minutes a day or more on the phone or voice call

    YOu can apply on the thread or PM me for secret. I only have 1 position available.
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  6. Michael.Bauer Yung Blood
    I dont' know how I feel about you being friends with more people from this website.
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  7. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    If you kill yourself and some magic soup sushis man comes by with his bowls of clam chowder and NIGGERi rolls you'll be dead and he will be alone with all of that food and there will be no weird soupsushisaturday picnic

    u gotta think about the big picture

    I kinda want some soup too
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  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Vox

    bit big for an emote innit bruv?
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  9. Lmfao soupicide
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  10. @Lanny please immortalize this cat as an emoticon on the website niggas in dot space forever using

    Thank you

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  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    White power!
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  12. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Ya I agree
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  13. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    In the depths of darkness, behind iron bars,
    A man named Wariat dwells, surrounded by scars.
    For his twisted desires and sickening ways,
    He was sentenced to prison for a year and some days.

    It all started with a simple touch,
    A "neck rub" he said, but it was too much.
    For the child he approached, innocent and pure,
    Was forever scarred by what he endured.

    Wariat, a man with a void in his heart,
    Will never find love, his life torn apart.
    He watches dog pornography, his only escape,
    From the harsh reality of his twisted fate.

    He likes getting rimjobs, but it's not for pleasure,
    For his body betrays him, his soul filled with pressure.
    Unable to get an erection, a constant reminder,
    Of the disgrace he brought upon himself, a life of a failure child finder.

    Living off his mother, a loser in every way,
    Wariat's existence is a never-ending display,
    Of his depravity and darkness, a pedophile's shame,
    A stain on humanity, forever known by his name.

    So let us not forget the story of Wariat,
    A cautionary tale of a man filled with regret.
    Of the consequences of his actions, the lives he destroyed,
    A reminder of the evil that lurks in the void.
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  14. Welcome to the totse book club. We're going to try to read a book every month.

    Our first month's book is a romance novel called "Carving for Cara". It bills itself as being "For the girls who dream of being chased through a cornfield by a masked man, then fucked in the pumpkin patch when he catches you". It's a female authored book so get's 10/10 on the female empowerment score.

    Link:
    https://pomf2.lain.la/f/7qg2qz3.epub

    You will need an ebook reader to read, Calibre is the most popular open source one, Kindle also works, you can easily add epub files to your amazon account.
    https://calibre-ebook.com/
    https://www.amazon.com/sendtokindle/email
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  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Do you wana be my friend and go on a diet with me? Im walking 10k-15k steps a day and eating under 830 cals, we can lose weight together

    Sure, why not?

    I am losing my weight this time through my diet only. Back in 2019, I was also dieting (I started at 70 kg, I wanted to get rid of all the stomach fat I had) and I'd combine it with walking outside everyday for at least an hour, not sure how many steps that was but probably around the same range. I got down to 52 kg but I had to stop because I was frustrated that I still had some fat below my belly button (even though I already had a sixpack, which means I may have the genetics for eightpacks but I'll never find out because you gotta work out to get rid of the stubborn fat and I'm honestly too lazy for that).
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  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My goal weight for now is 70 kg but I will lower it to 65 kg. When I started my diet at 85 kg, my first goal weight was 75 kg. Then I reached it. So I moved it to 70 kg, which is where I'm trying to get now. However with 70 kg being near, I'm aiming for 65 kg next. And when I reach 65 kg, I might go for 60 kg. The reason for this is simple, when I go back to my regular eating habits, I'll obviously gain some weight again, but if I'm at 60 kg then hopefully it won't reach 70 kg. I am sure if I do it now, I'll just go back to 80 kg and that's not cool. Therefore I have to stick to my diet for a few weeks longer. Hopefully not that much longer because I low-key wanna stop dieting now. I think I'm gonna order sushi on Friday! And watch a Japanese movie.
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  17. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Crispy has been announced as the next host on saturday
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  18. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Bump this thread in a year

    Thanks
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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Crispy The couch is bad to sleep on, I love finding Nemo. I’m like the piranha girl because I have braces too

    So you're 51 then

    #MeToo


    .
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  20. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    When I was 15 I had a gun, a big ass bag of weed, a scale I stole from the science department at the high school, I had this little Mexican girl I loved with my whole heart, I worshipped Odin and I had long flowing hair. My hobbies included sodomy, drinking 211, reading books, smoking weed, listening to Lil Boosie and telling people about Hitler and why he was right.
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