Fona's Painful Testical Problem

1. 2023-09-11 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   This thread is brought to you by God who is punishing me.
   
   I have a small, hard cyst on my scrotum just under the skin.
   This wouldn't be a problem but the location of it is unfortunate.
   My left testical rests on top of this hard mass and causes discomfort.
   The pain is dull and throbs a little when I'm walking and my sack is swinging around.
   
   
   
   Has anyone had any experience with scrotal cysts?
   I'm thinking about DIY surgery.
2. 2023-09-11 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga
   Please consider flushing before snapping pics of yo sac.
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3. 2023-09-11 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Christ.
4. 2023-09-11 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #4
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

   Originally posted by totse2118

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5. 2023-09-11 at 3:29 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   https://voca.ro/1hBKsLdTq0ga
6. 2023-09-11 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
   Hm, I can't think of anything short of contacting a medical professional. I'm certain that, if left untreated, it may become more painful. I'd say DIY surgery is only a good idea if you are confident in your abilities.
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7. 2023-09-11 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #7
   toilet clogger Houston
   nut covered in fleas 😂
   better get those warts and leaky asshole looked at too
8. 2023-09-11 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   UPDATE
   
   My boss was standing next to me and asked if I'd pull out my phone and take a picture of something. I proceeded to open my camera and the picture of my nuts on the toilet popped up.
   Akward...
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9. 2023-09-11 at 5:49 PM UTC

   #9
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats UPDATE
   
   My boss was standing next to me and asked if I'd pull out my phone and take a picture of something. I proceeded to open my camera and the picture of my nuts on the toilet popped up.
   Akward…

   
   Who hasn't been there...
10. 2023-09-11 at 8:15 PM UTC

    #10
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    You got testicular cancer, bud. Get your gonads radiated.
11. 2023-09-11 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #11
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    1 ball, 1 eye, what next!?
12. 2023-09-11 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #12
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 1 ball, 1 eye, what next!?

    
    One leg, one arm, one lung?
13. 2023-09-11 at 8:20 PM UTC

    #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    BRO ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGJT NOW WHAT IN THE FUCK EVEN NUKE IT
14. 2023-09-11 at 8:20 PM UTC

    #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    suddenly im doing great in life
    
    thanks fona i do love you
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15. 2023-09-11 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #15
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    *reports ballsack to the NiS authority*
    
    "Would you like to send screenshots with your report?"
    
    "Yes, just one."
16. 2023-09-12 at 7:21 AM UTC

    #16
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Wipe from front to back not back to front, won't happen.
17. 2023-09-12 at 8:48 AM UTC

    #17
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    what heathen wipes shit into their nutsack?
18. 2023-09-12 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #18
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Who has such a sloppy ass that you wipe it anywhere other than in the paper?!?
19. 2023-09-12 at 12:20 PM UTC

    #19
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who has such a sloppy ass that you wipe it anywhere other than in the paper?!?

    
    When people are told to do something, they do it. It doesn't matter if it makes sense or not.
20. 2023-09-12 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #20
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I use the 3 seashells.