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Miracle Whip, White trash announced.

  1. #1
    Enigma African Astronaut
    I'm not gonna start on about non White people using miracle whip because I really dont' know. The Mexicans I used to live with don't use it, the blacks I fuck with well enough to look in their fridge don't use it, I know the Asian people don't use it so let's focus on who does use this shit and what it is.

    So you take your standard mayonnaise (which is awful for you as it is) and then add sugar and spices.

    Miracle Whip is a mayonnaise-like product first created in 1933 as a cheaper option than mayo. It has the same ingredients as mayonnaise, but it adds a number of others, including sugar,

    So basically it's got the fat oil based spread of mayo with a unique sugar base. IT's literally bad for you in everyway.

    Why would youw ant a sweet tasting ham sandwich? Why do you want mayo to be sweet? Fucking nasty.

    The only people I've met who keep this in their fridge are white trash, typically overweight. Very popular among the type of people who always have coke on hand. Slurpin up soda all day and eating miracle whip seem to go hand and hand to the same fat slug pieces of shit.

    THe most common I ever seen it was growing up with the poor kids from the low income housing, you know where they don't have a dad and have like 3-4 brothers and sisters from different dads and shit. They love this stuff also the kids who drank a lot of Kool aid, Xavier wasn't fully white but that half black kid drank purple Kool aid, smoked menthol cigarettes, watched basketball and ate miracle whip on everything. Dude was a walking stereotype since the age of 10.

    BAck to white trash, if I go to a barbeque and they have miracle whip sitting there. I guarantee there's gonna be hot dogs on the grill, it's like a poor people thing.

    I fucking hate that shit and if you like miracle whip and arne't white trash, please elucidate me on the possibility of that being real.

    Mayo is ok, I like it in tuna fish a lil or like when u make chicken salad it's aight, also u can use it to make a glaze over meats before you bake them, that's cool too, but dont' put a half inch spread on your sandwiches and shit especially if you're making them for your already heavy set kid that's just a fucking bad idea, also don't deep french fries into them that's like frying something in oil and then dipping it in oil, you might as well just give up on having a healthy body.

    I actually dont' buy mayonnaise because it's so expensive (8$ for a jug) and I use so little so I got like 10 mayo packs from when I went to the store and got a sandwich last that will probably last me the rest of my life.

    Wait till I make a thread about margarine.
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  2. #2
    Crispy Houston
    Im white trash, if there’s a cookout theres always hotdogs, i stopped showing up to that shit since i can just smell the thousands of calories. Every cookout has like 6000 calories just floating in the air
  3. #3
    Enigma African Astronaut
    I like when they beer brotwursts and I really like macaroni salad.
  4. #4
    Enigma African Astronaut
    but I Dont' like miracle whip
  5. #5
    Enigma African Astronaut
    I hate people so much

  6. #6
    Crispy Houston
    Originally posted by Enigma I like when they beer brotwursts and I really like macaroni salad.
    Bradley you cant drink alcohol anymore
  7. #7
    Enigma African Astronaut
    ya I"m aware, with beer brots u just let them soak in beer for a day before you cook them, sometimes people boil themi n the beer, they're known as beer brots. Very common in Wisconsin, where beer based alcoholism is extremely prevalent.
  8. #8
    Elbow Tuskegee Airman
    sorry.

    you can't beat the tangy zip of miracle whip.
  9. #9
    Elbow Tuskegee Airman
    sometimes i slather scronny up with miracle whip and lick him clean and its not even sexual for me its just about the miracle whip
  10. #10
    Crispy Houston
    Originally posted by Enigma ya I"m aware, with beer brots u just let them soak in beer for a day before you cook them, sometimes people boil themi n the beer, they're known as beer brots. Very common in Wisconsin, where beer based alcoholism is extremely prevalent.
    Is that how you get your alcohol while saying youre sober still
  11. #11
    Enigma African Astronaut
    no lol I haven't been eating many beer brots since I came to Florida. They're just not common and I don't have a grill

    I might though soon, not the beer brot about just brots in general.
  12. #12
    Instigator Space Nigga
    https://www.hellmanns.com/uk/products/mayonnaise.html


    Best with fries.
  13. #13
    Enigma African Astronaut
    ya that's ag ood brand but I don'tlike dipping fries in them that's a bit fucked mate
  14. #14
    jerryb African Astronaut
    I don't like any mayo type product really. But you have to turn around white trash and be proud like niggers started owning nigger. People think they are insulting me calling me a hillbilly lol. I love being a hillbilly, they hate police and anything from the government.
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