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Posts That Were Thanked by Crispy

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy 5 hours over 3 days

    Gahdamn. And I thought I was sleep-deprived. I need to stay up for another 12 hours. Already did 16 hours just now.
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  2. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Crispy If youre like 35 youre kinda old. If you’re younger then no

    *Whew*
    I am 34. I feel young still, I joined a book club and alcohol makes me sleepy...but at least I don't still work at Burger King and I'm not still collecting DUIs like a 3rd grader does PokeMon cards.
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  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Crispy I was properly raised

    I can tell. You seem very mature for your age.
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  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Crispy Wow you people are olddd

    Yes, it's BAD. You should avoid it.
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  5. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Dear Crispy,

    Thank you for the recognition and your friendship as well.
    It means a lot to me to have people to talk with that I can be real while doing so.
    It pains me pretending at work to be nice and no just refer to everyone as "faggot".
    I hope tomorrow you fuck with the controls on the boom-lift/cherry picker thing while on your walk and get it to roll down the hill.
    Don't worry about consequences as since you are a minor the company that left it there will more than likely be charged with endangering a child. It will be funny and you'll get paid.
    This is all hypothetical of course and it's very important to note that "I am just pretending and in no way am actually suggesting you try and operate heavy machinery that has been left on the side of a mountain. I will accept no responsibility if the machine rolls down the mountain and/or kills you in the process."

    Anyways Brad, I'm #2 because I'm the shit.
    You are number 5 or some shit because you are gay.
    You can be my #3 though.

    -Fona
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  6. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Crispy If youre interested in being my friend dm me. I like cats, dinosaurs, and everything

    what's your favorite dinosaur?
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  7. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Crispy I like having friends, my two bestfriends names are Fox and Andrei. I have a friend named BradleyB too! Hes gay. My gay friend bradley is an alcoholic, Fox is an alcoholic too, and Andrei is a heroin addict. I like being friends with addicts because theyre funny

    They are also good for finding new hookups & don't judge you for pounding just one white claw during your lunch break... but downside is they usually don't have a car or an apartment that doesn't smell.
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  8. TacoBell Houston
    hey :]
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    HELP THIS CHAT IS THE BEST
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  10. Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost …i cannot cam up as I am a ghost.

    I am also a ghost in the machine. Howdy.
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  11. Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    I did have a cat. The cat was rehomed. I will join your chat if you promise to not be mean to me, i cannot cam up as I am a ghost.
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  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Crispy Iam not a fed. My name is CrispyC

    Nice to meet you, Crispy. I'm RisiR. Or I used to be. I actually tunred into a complete and utter BITCH. Unreal. So yea, patchwork. I have to piece this shit back together.

    You seem like a good dude. Maybe you can be my mentor.
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    https://t.me/NisOfficialChat
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  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Ill be cut open, dont wana die and make my child motherless

    Good idea. After you've been cut open you can say "'tis but a flesh wound."
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  15. Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    good luck crisp
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  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yeah, this is a pretty boring forum but it's the familiarity that keeps luring me here. Most of the time I'm online, I just post on the forum that I moderate. Hope you're doing well.
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Yes i will bring bean dip
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  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy Dude im next to my mom, ew

    Hi mom. Your daughter is being menaced by men 3 times her age and she should be prevented from accessing this community by any means necessary.
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    This thread is very crispy
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm sorry to hear that. Have you looked at the unhappy alliGAYtor pics???
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