And when i feel like i have a new friend

1. 2024-08-13 at 8:44 AM UTC

   #21
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by What_a_Kreep
   *Whew* I am 34. I feel young still, I joined a book club and alcohol makes me sleepy…but at least I don't still work at Burger King and I'm not still collecting DUIs like a 3rd grader does PokeMon cards.

   
   Lol. You're 34 and feel young and I'm 28 and feel old.
2. 2024-08-13 at 8:49 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Five hours spread over three days or five hours for the past three days? Sometimes I stay up for 30+ hours, go to sleep and then I wake up five hours later. I'm cursed.

   5 hours over 3 days
3. 2024-08-13 at 9:07 AM UTC

   #23
   

   What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Lol. You're 34 and feel young and I'm 28 and feel old.

   
   Well, now that you mention it...I am the oldest person in my book club :/
   
   Life gets better after 30, especially if you don't have kids.
4. 2024-08-13 at 9:18 AM UTC

   #24
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I'll never be 30.
5. 2024-08-13 at 10:20 AM UTC

   #25
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Crispy 5 hours over 3 days

   
   Gahdamn. And I thought I was sleep-deprived. I need to stay up for another 12 hours. Already did 16 hours just now.
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6. 2024-08-13 at 10:21 AM UTC

   #26
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Well, now that you mention it…I am the oldest person in my book club :/
   
   Life gets better after 30, especially if you don't have kids.

   
   Oops. Time to find a new book club. Err, I don't know about life getting any better. It's only going to get worse, but yeah I don't want any kids. I'm an anti-natalist.
7. 2024-08-13 at 10:39 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I'll never be 30.

   Die tomorrow
8. 2024-08-13 at 12:02 PM UTC

   #28
   

   What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Oops. Time to find a new book club. Err, I don't know about life getting any better. It's only going to get worse, but yeah I don't want any kids. I'm an anti-natalist.

   
   I mean, I'm not that much older than them! I'm 34, so is one other girl, then 30, 27, and 23. I'd rather be with women this age than be the youngest with a bunch of 50-60yr somethings. Nobody in our group has kids either, so we don't have to pretend to wanna see some vapid photo collage that was already posted on Instagram.
   
   When I was in my 20's I was shooting up drugs and barely graduated college with a minimum wage job. Now, I got pretty kick ass gig for work and don't shoot up anymore, EVER. I "party" probably 3-4 times a year, and that satisfies me. My car and apartment are nicer than they the pieces of shit I had in my 20's. I'll take a bit of back pain and slow metabolism over crippling substance abuse enhanced by an underdeveloped brain making shitty decisions any day.
   
   But everyone is different. My shit-brained choices and self centeredness hindered me in my younger years, but now that I'm older, I find my decisions don't seem to be so shit-brained.
9. 2024-08-13 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #29
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Crispy Kosmoceratops, wbu

   
   That was your opportunity to be ageist...you failed.
10. 2024-08-14 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That was your opportunity to be ageist…you failed.

    I was high last night, i cant be ageist while high!