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My name is CrispyC

  1. 2024-08-12 at 10:57 PM UTC
    #1
    Crispy African Astronaut
    I like having friends, my two bestfriends names are Fox and Andrei. I have a friend named BradleyB too! Hes gay. My gay friend bradley is an alcoholic, Fox is an alcoholic too, and Andrei is a heroin addict. I like being friends with addicts because theyre funny
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  2. 2024-08-13 at 2:57 AM UTC
    #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    Fona really replaced me??
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  3. 2024-08-13 at 3:09 AM UTC
    #3
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Crispy I like having friends, my two bestfriends names are Fox and Andrei. I have a friend named BradleyB too! Hes gay. My gay friend bradley is an alcoholic, Fox is an alcoholic too, and Andrei is a heroin addict. I like being friends with addicts because theyre funny

    They are also good for finding new hookups & don't judge you for pounding just one white claw during your lunch break... but downside is they usually don't have a car or an apartment that doesn't smell.
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  4. 2024-08-13 at 4:48 AM UTC
    #4
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Fona really replaced me??
    No
  5. 2024-08-13 at 4:49 AM UTC
    #5
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep They are also good for finding new hookups & don't judge you for pounding just one white claw during your lunch break… but downside is they usually don't have a car or an apartment that doesn't smell.
    Another downside is that addicts take forever to pay you back
  6. 2024-08-13 at 6:21 AM UTC
    #6
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Crispy Another downside is that addicts take forever to pay you back

    oh yeah, if they ever actually do! and they leave cigarette burns in the backseat of your car and borrowed your pink and black Etnies sweatshirt and never gave it back.

    Dammit Sarah, you bitch.
  7. 2024-08-13 at 6:27 AM UTC
    #7
    Crispy African Astronaut
    My dad usually pays me back after a long while, my mom never does
  8. 2024-08-13 at 6:44 AM UTC
    #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Dear Crispy,

    Thank you for the recognition and your friendship as well.
    It means a lot to me to have people to talk with that I can be real while doing so.
    It pains me pretending at work to be nice and no just refer to everyone as "faggot".
    I hope tomorrow you fuck with the controls on the boom-lift/cherry picker thing while on your walk and get it to roll down the hill.
    Don't worry about consequences as since you are a minor the company that left it there will more than likely be charged with endangering a child. It will be funny and you'll get paid.
    This is all hypothetical of course and it's very important to note that "I am just pretending and in no way am actually suggesting you try and operate heavy machinery that has been left on the side of a mountain. I will accept no responsibility if the machine rolls down the mountain and/or kills you in the process."

    Anyways Brad, I'm #2 because I'm the shit.
    You are number 5 or some shit because you are gay.
    You can be my #3 though.

    -Fona
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  9. 2024-08-13 at 7 AM UTC
    #9
    Crispy African Astronaut
    If its there ill do it
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