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  1. Enigma African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Brad fucks ladybois


    Do you have the video of that?
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  2. Enigma African Astronaut
    OP isn't a good poster.
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  3. Enigma African Astronaut
    I have decided to get this watch. It can tell me the time in 15 different places at once.

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  4. Enigma African Astronaut
    y'all aint ready for this one

    Folks I went a lil retarded, a lot of people have commented how they like m posting prices next to my meals so they can guage how much food stamps I be spending to make these miracles happen

    I call this Tunattack Kinda like Tuna-Attack but more fun Tunattack

    bag of white rice that u can just microwave .50
    1/8 of a bag of spinach .30
    1/2 a jalepnis .18
    1 tooth of garlic .06
    2 packets of mayo (Free)
    1 can of tuna (1.50)
    4 green olives (.15)
    5 slices of pickle (.10)
    parmesan cheese packet (Free)

    less than 3$



    Pretty fire
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  5. Enigma African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 What do you guys think of watches with NATO straps? They look cool but I wouldn't want to wear anything called that.


    I don't like. Never undeterstood putting all that shit around the rim either. Also why is the hour hand under the minute? Bad expensive watch
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  6. Enigma African Astronaut
    You probably have a life beyond looking out your residential window. They don't.
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  7. Enigma African Astronaut
    As many of you know, saint Bill Krozby heard the voice of an angry black man in the weeks leading up to his murder / suicide

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no, the women voices I have always have sounded like a woman.

    the black guy is still talking to me today, telling me still "PUT YO HANDS IN THE AIR AND TAKE OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR MOTHER FUCKER" Like he is laying down a rhyme.

    But the thing is about these voices is they sound like they are far away but still convincing enough to think theres a possibility they are real

    I would like your help in finding the scary black man and making him answer some tough questions such as

    Why was Bill Krozby wearing a condom when he was found? Why was the window open? Who did all of his drugs? Can I have some money?

    Discuss
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  8. Enigma African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE Why does it need to have black leather, that's the worst. But Weekenders use standard 20mm lugs, just get whatever strap you want.

    Look please don't fuck with me. I'm not interested in discussing why I like what I like. It doesn't have to be leather either. But it needs to be resin (like the plastic) or leather and it needs to be black. I don't wear green shoes and I don't have a red hat.

    I don't wear colors like that, I'm not a fruity ass faggot!!!! lol I am wearing a pink shirt as I type this.

    But all my shoes: black All my accessories: black All my pants Black or tan All my socks black

    I like colored shirts, colored ties. But my watch I want BLACK or Stainless + Black + White

    I dont' want like olive green or fabric watch bands, I don't want bart Simpson saying "EAT MY SHORTS" every hour, I just want a traditional style black watch. I wear them at all times so I don't want it to be metal and I don't want it to be fabric.

    JESUS DFUCKING CHRIST!@!!!!~!~!
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  9. Enigma African Astronaut
    Remember the goal is to do this fast but don't cut yourself.

    4 white mushrooms sliced
    half a yellow onion sliced
    6 jalapenos slices
    2 garlic teeth minced

    In a separate bowl I like doing the instant rice which still takes 10 minutes in a microwave. I do 11.

    While that's microwaving add the above mentioned ingredients to a pan with a TUBE OF STEW GRADE BEEF (Cheapest)

    Cook for 8 minutes.



    Drain, now add the star of the show.



    Any sloppy Joe mix will do. Mix that all together. At this point I microwaved the 2 cups of mixed vegetables.



    so a cup of white rice, half the meat & sauce, then a cup of vegetables. I made 2 bowls like this

    Easy, costs like nothing, mildly healthy. Tasty.
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  10. Enigma African Astronaut
    I want sloppy joes but I don't have any bread or hamburger buns so I'm trying to think how I can diversify this.

    Could I Just do bowls of rice with the sloppy Joe mix on top? I think it'll be super fire if I put in some olives, onions, garlic, some mixed vegetables. I'm gonna stay away from cheeses and I don't want to do this with tortillas. I think pickles might be aight.

    so like a rice layer, onion/vegetable layer, sloppy Joe mix (I"m also using stew meat cuz I'm poor instead of hamburger), top with sliced olives, pickles.

    I could put some white mushrooms in there as well during the cooking process.

    Thoughts. I'm thinking about calling it Sloppy Bowl or Bowl of Sloppy.
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  11. Enigma African Astronaut
    HE'S GONNA JUMP, YOU DID THIS TO US, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA BURY YOU
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  12. Enigma African Astronaut
    When I was 15 I had a gun, a big ass bag of weed, a scale I stole from the science department at the high school, I had this little Mexican girl I loved with my whole heart, I worshipped Odin and I had long flowing hair. My hobbies included sodomy, drinking 211, reading books, smoking weed, listening to Lil Boosie and telling people about Hitler and why he was right.
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  13. Enigma African Astronaut
    51!!!
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  14. Enigma African Astronaut


    Yarr me nigga
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  15. Enigma African Astronaut
    Candy is not the ambassador to black people or able to generalize their behavior for you. THat's racist.

    Candy is a lot more than her (beautiful) skin color.
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  16. Enigma African Astronaut
    OP Is just right
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  17. Enigma African Astronaut
    he also wanted the video of him when he was naked showing children his horseyhat in private videos to be removed from YouTube, the photos of it removed from everyone's computer and definitely not have 5 or 6 different people using it as their profile picture on the website.

    He said "If you don't change your avatar I'm never talking to you again!!!"





    ever again!!!

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  18. Enigma African Astronaut
    narc none of your videos show up for people in Americ ironically the land of the free
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    ON paper they are 2 people witha bout 1.3 skeletons between them
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  20. Enigma African Astronaut
    I'm not allowed to talk about it.
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