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  1. #1
    Enigma African Astronaut
    y'all aint ready for this one

    Folks I went a lil retarded, a lot of people have commented how they like m posting prices next to my meals so they can guage how much food stamps I be spending to make these miracles happen

    I call this Tunattack Kinda like Tuna-Attack but more fun Tunattack

    bag of white rice that u can just microwave .50
    1/8 of a bag of spinach .30
    1/2 a jalepnis .18
    1 tooth of garlic .06
    2 packets of mayo (Free)
    1 can of tuna (1.50)
    4 green olives (.15)
    5 slices of pickle (.10)
    parmesan cheese packet (Free)

    less than 3$



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  2. #2
    All good except for the rice. Keto for LYFE nigga
  3. #3
    Enigma African Astronaut
    ya I like eating white rice as a base for proteins and vegetables
  4. #4
    lol
  5. #5
    Tuna salad doesnt go with rice. Fona definitely takes the tops spot, but youre certainly in the running for making everything look kind of gross. Are those pinto beans in the tuna salad?
  6. #6
    Enigma African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Tuna salad doesnt go with rice. Fona definitely takes the tops spot, but youre certainly in the running for making everything look kind of gross. Are those pinto beans in the tuna salad?

    ... ya I did add a scoop of baked beans to the side, I didn't include that cuz that's well... it's not gross if you're there and you really got a hankering for a scoop of baked beans on the side of your tuna slop salad.
  7. #7
    Enigma African Astronaut
    I didn't think anyone would notice in the OP.
  8. #8
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Tuna salad doesnt go with rice.

    Tuna, mayonnaise and rice is great imo. Especially with brown rice. Tuna, mayonnaise and pasta is also delicious.

    It's all super fattening though.
  9. #9
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    If anybody remembers the stuff I made with tuna I think it looked a lot better but I hate slaw and mayonnaise.

    It was tuna cooked in bacon grease, I think with some garlic powder and I put it on some rice with Louisiana hot sauce. We're probably getting a lot of radpoints from Fukushima but I will sometimes get a few cans out of my covid stash if I don't feel like going anywhere.

    It tastes like rice and hash though.
  10. #10
    Enigma African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Tuna, mayonnaise and rice is great imo. Especially with brown rice. Tuna, mayonnaise and pasta is also delicious.

    It's all super fattening though.

    ya I can eat a cup of white rice, 1 can of tuna, a handful of spinach and some vegetables bro with 2 packets of mayo, I'll be aight
  11. #11
    Enigma African Astronaut
    salt is bad for u, I hope i'll be alright, I sprinkled a lil on it in the original post.
  12. #12
    Enigma African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 If anybody remembers the stuff I made with tuna I think it looked a lot better but I hate slaw and mayonnaise.

    It was tuna cooked in bacon grease, I think with some garlic powder and I put it on some rice with Louisiana hot sauce. We're probably getting a lot of radpoints from Fukushima but I will sometimes get a few cans out of my covid stash if I don't feel like going anywhere.

    It tastes like rice and hash though.

    Sounds like what you'd make on your first day out of jail at your relatives house
  13. #13
    Enigma African Astronaut
    OP is like the Gordon Ramsey of this community but with a bigger dick and no cycling injury.
  14. #14
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enigma salt is bad for u, I hope i'll be alright, I sprinkled a lil on it in the original post.

    Only if you have high blood pressure. I have low blood pressure, and the doctors tell me to try to eat more salt.

    I always put low-sodium salt in with rice when cooking it, not because it's low-sodium, but because it has potassium, and is the cheapest way of supplementing with potassium. I also sometimes put some monosodium glutamate in, it's called Chinese salt, and gives rice an interesting taste. Just a little sprinkle though.
  15. #15
    You'd be dead without salt nigga.
  16. #16
    Enigma African Astronaut
    I'm a salty ass nigga!!!!
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