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  1. Enigma African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Every year 1000s of people are walking out with the same degree. No company is going to hire a 40yo with zero track record over a 20 something eager to work.

    Even low paid service jobs he would have trouble, lots of bodies to fill those positions with people who have a good work record.

    :( I'm getting my associates degree next month and I will be just turning 31.
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  2. Enigma African Astronaut
    Show them your horseyhat the will get you all the 6 year olds
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  3. Enigma African Astronaut
    My professor showed Joe Biden (who he called Joseph Biden, very bizarre) giving the D-Day speech to influence various aspects of manufacturing media through locations and setting.

    He said "Of course you all know about D-Day, Raise your hands if you know what D-Day was."

    No bullshit me and one other kid raised our hands. I was shocked, so the professor asked this 18-20 year old man what D-Day was and he said "The continent was being taken over by Napolean so like the United States protected France by invading France and eventually saved the world."

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    I turned around and said "Napolean?" he said "Yeah eventually leading to Waterloo." and no one laughed, the professor then looks at me and he said "Kids just don't know that kinda stuff anymore even in college."

    Folks I was as shocked that kids didn't know about D-Day than if they had been surprised to find out that clouds are made out of water. I just assumed this was known to everyone.
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  4. Enigma African Astronaut
    Stop calling me Enigma you fucking enigmer you know who this is.
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  5. Enigma African Astronaut
    Folks I would not describe her as so many have.


    check duplicate online

    She was selected not only because of her massive beauty but because of her courage and bravery.

    Alyssa Fatman celebrated by giving a speech and inviting other contestants to an all you can eat buffet.
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  6. Enigma African Astronaut
    nobody ever does, that's the mephedrone monster of lodz himself, speaking only in riddles about porno Dan and oldje
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  7. Enigma African Astronaut
    ya he's just sooooooooooooooooo sexy
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  8. Enigma African Astronaut
    I'm a big thinker

    Originally posted by Warcry you also have saved and tried to send me that suppsoed kids boob pics to me u again have saved.

    Good effort, bro. I never did anything like that, Mr. Guy who watches 25 hours of child dog porn a day.
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  9. Enigma African Astronaut
    also being threatened ont he internet doesn't mean shit bro, literally one guy could be sending thousands of threats
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  10. Enigma African Astronaut
    I'm not gonna start on about non White people using miracle whip because I really dont' know. The Mexicans I used to live with don't use it, the blacks I fuck with well enough to look in their fridge don't use it, I know the Asian people don't use it so let's focus on who does use this shit and what it is.

    So you take your standard mayonnaise (which is awful for you as it is) and then add sugar and spices.

    Miracle Whip is a mayonnaise-like product first created in 1933 as a cheaper option than mayo. It has the same ingredients as mayonnaise, but it adds a number of others, including sugar,

    So basically it's got the fat oil based spread of mayo with a unique sugar base. IT's literally bad for you in everyway.

    Why would youw ant a sweet tasting ham sandwich? Why do you want mayo to be sweet? Fucking nasty.

    The only people I've met who keep this in their fridge are white trash, typically overweight. Very popular among the type of people who always have coke on hand. Slurpin up soda all day and eating miracle whip seem to go hand and hand to the same fat slug pieces of shit.

    THe most common I ever seen it was growing up with the poor kids from the low income housing, you know where they don't have a dad and have like 3-4 brothers and sisters from different dads and shit. They love this stuff also the kids who drank a lot of Kool aid, Xavier wasn't fully white but that half black kid drank purple Kool aid, smoked menthol cigarettes, watched basketball and ate miracle whip on everything. Dude was a walking stereotype since the age of 10.

    BAck to white trash, if I go to a barbeque and they have miracle whip sitting there. I guarantee there's gonna be hot dogs on the grill, it's like a poor people thing.

    I fucking hate that shit and if you like miracle whip and arne't white trash, please elucidate me on the possibility of that being real.

    Mayo is ok, I like it in tuna fish a lil or like when u make chicken salad it's aight, also u can use it to make a glaze over meats before you bake them, that's cool too, but dont' put a half inch spread on your sandwiches and shit especially if you're making them for your already heavy set kid that's just a fucking bad idea, also don't deep french fries into them that's like frying something in oil and then dipping it in oil, you might as well just give up on having a healthy body.

    I actually dont' buy mayonnaise because it's so expensive (8$ for a jug) and I use so little so I got like 10 mayo packs from when I went to the store and got a sandwich last that will probably last me the rest of my life.

    Wait till I make a thread about margarine.
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  11. Enigma African Astronaut
    OP has a lot of experience with sexual assault.
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  12. Enigma African Astronaut
    I dind't know that about the picky tea term, you finally taught me something. I always read your posts hoping one day you would and it finally happened. R u coming to my party?
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  13. Enigma African Astronaut
    DTE Is super salty always <333333
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  14. Enigma African Astronaut


    specifically the ghost voice in the chorus going la la the boys r waiting
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  15. Enigma African Astronaut
    Dte I wanna stretch ur limits
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  16. Enigma African Astronaut
    Hey CandyRein this is Candyman just telling u I Hope ur having a good day and I miss u
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  17. Enigma African Astronaut
    I posted this in the wrong candyland thread earlier

    Hey CandyRein this is Candyman just telling u I Hope ur having a good day and I miss u
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  18. Enigma African Astronaut
    Still I Think the creepiest thing has to be when they say their age and when its under 16 you immediately smile and go "hehe I like that."
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  19. Enigma African Astronaut
    I like Kinkou.
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  20. Enigma African Astronaut
    Kinkou taught me how to be a heterosexual beta male during a 3 hour highly charged phone call.
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