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  1. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Bro we've gone over this like a hundred times it feels like. I don't have instagram, I don't want to download apps. Take the pictures and post them to imgbb, no one can view this without making an account on IG.
  2. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Warcry CD Projekt Red. They are thinking of hiring me but for some weird role and they want me to do an 8 hour test assignment just to have a chance to get this role. pretty insane huh?

    How much are they gonna pay you?
  3. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
  4. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Not sure! Never played DayZ
  5. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Ya but if they don't it's gonna get worse.

    It may not dramatically imrprove but these emissions weren't over night, the industrial revolution was 200 years ago it makes sense that to get the atmosphere unfucked up it would take awhile.

    It's a lot faster to get molested than to work through therapy to get unmolested.
  6. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Walmart sells prepackaged cooked lobster and it's awful.
  7. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    OP posts lame "live" videos that are recordings on "live" television 2/10
  8. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Warcry u are a faggit and always will be ur entire life nothing more than a faggit,

    it doesn't matter what you are because nothing that can get away is ever gonna fuck you
  9. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]


    He says "I'm busy, maybe tomorrow."
  10. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    ya I"m aware, with beer brots u just let them soak in beer for a day before you cook them, sometimes people boil themi n the beer, they're known as beer brots. Very common in Wisconsin, where beer based alcoholism is extremely prevalent.
  11. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I hate people so much

  12. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    but I Dont' like miracle whip
  13. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I like when they beer brotwursts and I really like macaroni salad.
  14. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    She give me head I kick my leg up like a horse
  15. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    also being threatened ont he internet doesn't mean shit bro, literally one guy could be sending thousands of threats
  16. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I hope they do this again soon but better.
  17. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    With this post I hit my first front page flush
  18. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I didn't do anything yesterday because I was sick so I have to rush today to sort everything for the trip. I'm still going to go because it could be something in my environment making me sick, like my cat.

    I hope you feel better.
  19. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I'm thinkinga bout getting a sombraro, not like a hehe Mexico but like I actually need one with the summer heat and sun
  20. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I'm not gonna start on about non White people using miracle whip because I really dont' know. The Mexicans I used to live with don't use it, the blacks I fuck with well enough to look in their fridge don't use it, I know the Asian people don't use it so let's focus on who does use this shit and what it is.

    So you take your standard mayonnaise (which is awful for you as it is) and then add sugar and spices.

    Miracle Whip is a mayonnaise-like product first created in 1933 as a cheaper option than mayo. It has the same ingredients as mayonnaise, but it adds a number of others, including sugar,

    So basically it's got the fat oil based spread of mayo with a unique sugar base. IT's literally bad for you in everyway.

    Why would youw ant a sweet tasting ham sandwich? Why do you want mayo to be sweet? Fucking nasty.

    The only people I've met who keep this in their fridge are white trash, typically overweight. Very popular among the type of people who always have coke on hand. Slurpin up soda all day and eating miracle whip seem to go hand and hand to the same fat slug pieces of shit.

    THe most common I ever seen it was growing up with the poor kids from the low income housing, you know where they don't have a dad and have like 3-4 brothers and sisters from different dads and shit. They love this stuff also the kids who drank a lot of Kool aid, Xavier wasn't fully white but that half black kid drank purple Kool aid, smoked menthol cigarettes, watched basketball and ate miracle whip on everything. Dude was a walking stereotype since the age of 10.

    BAck to white trash, if I go to a barbeque and they have miracle whip sitting there. I guarantee there's gonna be hot dogs on the grill, it's like a poor people thing.

    I fucking hate that shit and if you like miracle whip and arne't white trash, please elucidate me on the possibility of that being real.

    Mayo is ok, I like it in tuna fish a lil or like when u make chicken salad it's aight, also u can use it to make a glaze over meats before you bake them, that's cool too, but dont' put a half inch spread on your sandwiches and shit especially if you're making them for your already heavy set kid that's just a fucking bad idea, also don't deep french fries into them that's like frying something in oil and then dipping it in oil, you might as well just give up on having a healthy body.

    I actually dont' buy mayonnaise because it's so expensive (8$ for a jug) and I use so little so I got like 10 mayo packs from when I went to the store and got a sandwich last that will probably last me the rest of my life.

    Wait till I make a thread about margarine.
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