I wrote a poem about my friend Captain Falcon and Kinkou.

1. 2024-07-06 at 5:07 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   In a world where love can be complicated,
   Kinkou's heart was constantly frustrated.
   First, she loved Mashelhash who was retarded,
   But their love was strong and undeterred.
   
   Then came Fox, always busy with his online life,
   Too wrapped up to be a husband or wife.
   Next was Aldra, with a girlfriend far away,
   Kinkou's heart couldn't bear to stay.
   
   But now, Captain Falcon has captured her heart,
   Their love is strong, they will never part.
   They've only known each other for five short days,
   But their love is true in so many ways.
   
   Kinkou has even told her mom,
   About her love for Captain Falcon, calm.
   Their love is pure, their hearts aligned,
   In each other, they have truly find.
   
   So here's to Kinkou and Captain Falcon,
   May their love always remain strong.
   Through ups and downs, they'll stand together,
   Their love will withstand any weather.
   
   Never give up on love, no matter the odds,
   For true love always defies the gods.
   Kinkou and Captain Falcon, forevermore,
   Their love will always endure.
   
   At least for a couple weeks until she finds the next guy.
   Not sure this lifestyle and I'm not sure why
   but trust assured your time will come soon
   BradleyB has no reason to lie
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   • Crispy
2. 2024-07-06 at 5:41 PM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   retarded doesn't rhyme with anything in that stanza
   
   C
3. 2024-07-06 at 5:42 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by ner vegas retarded doesn't rhyme with anything in that stanza
   
   C

   
   *Descarted
4. 2024-07-06 at 6:25 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   That nigga Mash straight retarded
   3rd rock from the sun that nigga straight departed
   smell something stinky
   it's either kinky or your boy just farted
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   • Crispy
5. 2024-07-06 at 7:05 PM UTC

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   Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
   PURE ART
6. 2024-07-06 at 7:20 PM UTC

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   Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
   calling mash a retard wasnt very nice tho you fag
7. 2024-07-06 at 10:21 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He’s functionally brain dead, but it is mean to disparage the mentally incapacitated brad
8. 2024-07-06 at 10:25 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I always been retarded ask Mr. Kern he was my special Ed teacher!!!
9. 2024-07-06 at 10:27 PM UTC

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   Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]

   Originally posted by Enigma I always been retarded ask Mr. Kern he was my special Ed teacher!!!

   
   fully agreed
10. 2024-07-06 at 10:28 PM UTC

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    Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]

    Originally posted by Vox He’s functionally brain dead, but it is mean to disparage the mentally incapacitated brad

    
    he's still in there
11. 2024-07-06 at 10:53 PM UTC

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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    
    
    Somewhere in there.
12. 2024-07-06 at 11 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Over the rainbow
13. 2024-07-06 at 11:02 PM UTC

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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
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14. 2024-07-06 at 11:56 PM UTC

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    Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    brad you need a time out
15. 2024-07-07 at 12:07 AM UTC

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    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinkou brad you need a time out

    
    and then in?
16. 2024-07-07 at 12:11 AM UTC

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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    My penis bad he need a time out
17. 2024-07-07 at 12:21 AM UTC

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    Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny and then in?

    
    I feel sullied and unusual every time you hit on me.
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    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2024-07-07 at 7:44 AM UTC

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    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinkou I feel sullied and unusual every time you hit on me.

    
    You hit on me first over and over again. You're an attention whore. I WILL #METOO THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, TRASH
19. 2024-07-07 at 7:47 AM UTC

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    Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    lmfao do you actually believe that
20. 2024-07-07 at 7:48 AM UTC

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    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinkou lmfao do you actually believe that

    
    I experienced it, you drunken lush.