cott damn it was a joke, dont fuckin crucify me bro
anyways the only reason i was going to do it anyway was to cook a huge xmas banquet for all the orphans and every member of NIS except for kafka. thats right it was a birthday gift for YOUR BIRTHDAY. and you RUINED IT. YOURE JUST LIKE YOURE FATHER!!!!!!!!!
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they should make a bikini out of a beach ball where the sphere goes from the collarbone down to the bottom in the crotch and then its just like a normal beach ball but with some of the panels missing and obviously stretched a bit vertically to fit. then get some 90 lbs girl on coke to model it and shes just high af eyes half open like a renassaince painting or something then take a black and white photo for the ad and then sell the beach ball bikini for like $12k
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set it up to make it look like your house is going to be vacant and has a bunch of cash or drugs or something in it that people know about then spend days setting up various booby traps around the house so that you can catch burglars red handed like an IRL home alone
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theres this really long story that spans just under a decade of people repairing my apartment bathroom floor shittily and in incorrect ways like just sawing a 16 inch square hole in the ground to align some pipes because they didnt want to fix the threading or the bolt on one to attach it correctly, and then later when spiders started crawling up through the hole and crawling on my gfs face during the night just coming in and putting wood with holes on top of it and then the future plumbers lecturing me about it like i was the one who did it etc. so now the latest thing that happened is they sent a new plumber or floor guy and he dug up the bathroom floor and said that whoever did it the last 4 times was just throwing layer after layer of linoleum on top of each other and so there was a fuckton of mold building up between each layer over the years and he had to cut it all out and clean it all and he seemed pissed off at my because of it. which, i feel bad for him having to do unecessary work, but it is a little humorous because it seems i am the only person in the world who actually doesnt really care about the bathroom floor that much but then i constantly have other random people who for one reason or another take issue with it and they all blame me for each others interactions with my bathroom floor, lolz.
so anyways they redid the entire bathroom floor, replaced the sink/vanity and the toilet and it took 3 days where i had to walk down the street to take a shit at the college and couldnt take a shower and everyone complained that i didnt take a shower as well, lmao. but i dont really have like $200 to just blow on a hotel room just so i can shower, sorry bros. anyways so after they did that they threw the old sink/vanity/all the boxes the new ones came in and some other shit they used to install it in the side yard where the trash goes and at first i was like "ah thats a pretty sleek look, im gonna jump in on that" and i threw some shit over there too but then the next day i was thinking i should probably pick it up but by then it was too late because it had already caught on as a trend with idek how many people dumping their cardboard and random shit in the side yard, lol. it almost seems like theyre passive aggressively angry with the bathroom guys for dumping their shit over there but i was informed that nobody is in fact passive aggressive except for me, so it cant be that. plus they dont even live here and as far as i know have no reason to be back, so its not like theyd ever even know or anything. it does seem odd as something that would take off like a trend but i am definitely out of touch with the real world these days so it could be that?
folks, i have no idea plz help
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
thats racist.
its not like theres no talented black singer whos also good at playing piano why post White singer only ?
ill drive any piano that runs
that being said i think theres fairly obvious reasons as to why one might choose vanessa carltons driving piano over most others that have nothing to do w/ race. unless you mean race like nascar. in which case it is probably racist because her piano doesnt seem very aerodynamic.
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sorry candy that anger was not directed @ you but more just humanity in general and it just so happened to come out in a reply to you
unless youre going to think im a simp for responding to anyone with anything but outright hostility in which case....fuck u bro. no but really a a few of you are alright
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i only care what everyone thinks of me, ive been trying to impress everyne and fit in my whole life but it hasnt worked. if i could just gain mainstream acceptance everything would be fucking great. i just have no clue what the general public thinks is acceptable or not and need to be educated
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im actually just mad im not banging charli xcx and driving around a $100k car and flexing on my enemies and if that were the case everything would be fuckin solid
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Originally posted by CandyRein
It’s a clip I took from a longer gif ..don’t think about stuff like that..you know that’s not the answer
You can literally have whatever life you want if you just push out the negative thoughts
I’ll help you..if you need a friend..no cap
im going to respond to this openly and honestly at the risk (assuredness) of having 100 people come in and twist it around, assume im lying or talking out of some weird insecurity or total ignorance, trying to manipulate everyone, think i know everything, or whatever other bullshit disqualifier these retards feel like using that day.
oh wait. no im not. because it doesnt matter to anyone anyways and the shit they complain about doesnt matter to me either.
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