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  1. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    this is why biden is way better he only spent like $1000 max in the same amount of time on drugs and got waaaaaaaaay higher i mean fuck dude hunter biden is practically a LEGEND
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  2. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    im not joking. im not sure exactly why it is but i definitely can relate more to womens perspective more then mens and while there are definitely a LOT of people of both sexes who are dumb/obnoxious, it seems to me that its almost impossible to talk to most men because they generally just cut you off before you finish speaking and respond to something random that is tangentially related to whatever the topic is but not really, or they wanna try to metaphorically size you up or like compete with you instead of just converse. generally, they overestimate their intelligence while women rarely do.

    it seems to me like women are generally more intelligent for whatever reason but the prevailing status quo assumed belief is just that men rule the world so it kinda is like a self fulfilling prophecy. i remember when i took all my math and engineering classes, the classes were probably about 80% male or so id say but the 20% female demographic seemed to almost always be exceptionally intelligent and had a mentality that was very well suited for learning those types of things. im not sure why this is but basically guys are hard to talk to, i think maybe they are scared of their facade crumbling incase you appear smarter or better than them in some way so they nervously do things to control the conversation into lighthearted things or things that they know about, whereas females are "not expected" to be really smart or go getters or anything (not saying it should be this way but just that it kinda still is despite it being less that way than it used to be) so theyre just more down to earth and real.
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  3. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    WHATS UP WIT IT VANILLAFACE, ME AND MY HOMIE AZIMUT JUST PARKED OUR SLAB OUTSIDE ARE LOOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST UP OUR BLACK AZZES 4 THE NIGHT SO BANG BANG SKEET SKEET N******* WE ARE JUST A COUPLE PIMPS NO HOEZ

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  4. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i say what i think without needing to pretend like im talking to someone else. i dont need plausible deniability, i can stand by what i say and if it turn out later im wrong i can admit it. thats who i am. not like you.
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  5. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    get the hell out of my thread
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  6. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock some freak tried that with a saudi prince. blew his ass and intestinal contents all over the princes palace…

    lol thats fuckin nasty

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  7. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i used to have a black roommate that i would go out drinking with when i was like 21 and wed get faded at the beach (along with our other roommate who was like 5 feet tall and a vietnamese immigrant) and hed always try to hook me up with black chicks idk why
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  8. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    youll be straight fam but just for future reference just avoid toilets when youre fucked up. its much easier and safer to just lie in the fetal position on your floor and just pull your pants down and let it flow. you can always just shampoo the carpet later or if its a hardwood floor even better just mop
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  9. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    nice, something similar happened to me once when i was on ghb and i was taking a piss and after finishing i was sort of nodding out just standing there for a sec and then fully nodded out and my knee broke the toilet seat off the hinges

    i just left it broken off for like 2 years then i finally went and bought a $7 replacement toilet seat from the home depot and replaced it then a couple months later they replaced my entire toilet anyways. so i guess my advice to you would be to evaluate your toilet and bathroom floor around it to see if it is going to need replacing any time soon and if not, just go drop the $7 and fix it. but if they DO need replacing then just complain to your landlord
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    seriously i was erect then i read this thread and my penis is now inverted wtf
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  13. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    have an energy drink with a ton of caffeine and all the bullshit they says hydrates you or makes you alert and shit but doesnt actually do shit and maybe have 2 versions, one with some alcohol in it and one with no alcohol and call it GNAR CAN and the slogan can HAD A FEW TOO MANY? GNAR CAN WILL BRING U BACK TO LIFE

    and then for the marketing campaign what were gonna do is make a fuckton of tiktok bots and make a gnarcan challenge for one and then were going to start a rumor that 2 teenagers died doing it and their parents were like WE DONT WANT U DRINKING THAT SHIT ITS FROM THE DEVIL and make a fake news story that the RIAA made us put a parental advisory MUST OBTAIN PARENTAL PERMISSION BEFORE DRINKING THIS SHIT on the can. this will start a huge craze and americas youth will switch from monster to gnarcan seemingly overnight.

    next we start a rumor that someone actually was dying of a fentanyl overdose on the floor and their friend who was there using with them didnt have any actual narcan but there just happened to be a can of gnarcan lying there so they used it as a last resort and the proprietary blend of synthetic caffeine and 57 other supplements and chinese manufactured mystery stimulants was enough to keep their heart beating long enough for paramedics to arrive and resuscitate them. certainly this marketing campaign will result in at least a couple deaths but we'll be sure to write on the can NOT ACTUAL NARCAN DO NOT USE FOR SUSPECTED OPIOID OVERDOSE so that way we can technically obey both the government law and of course the natural law of natural selection while bringing in the big bucks and bitches always follow the big bucks.

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  14. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I.P. Freely

    this is a 100% true story

    when i was like 16 i had this friend who was a few years older than me and he was really spun out on meth one day and we were all smoking blunts at the park like the juvenile delinquents we were and he had this bandana he put over his face and started waving this knife around singing that metallica song where hes like IM FREE TO ROAM ANYWHERE except he replaced roam with "piss." he wasnt being violent but i guess none of us really thought of how some suburban parents taking a stroll through the park might interpret some thugged out looking criminal wearing a face covering and waving a knife around acting crazy af. anyways after a while we went to our friends house down the street and continued smoking in his living room and we saw sirens out front and my friends dad turned off all the lights and closed the blinds and was like NOBODYS LEAVING TIL THEY DO and the cops were driving around for like 4 or 5 hours trying to find us and we all just sat there quietly getting high til the end of the day
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  15. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    everyone but me has evolved straight to retardation and thats why they get frustrated that im ONLY obnoxious
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  16. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Being obnoxious is one level down from retardation. Sorry.

    and yet obnoxiousness is generally believed to be next to godliness - how does that work?
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  17. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump On behalf of black people I accept your apology.

    thats very donald trump of you
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  18. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    ill give u 10 bucks for it
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  19. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    I forgot to show y’all my new purse for Valentines 💘 Day 💘

    Have a great Sunday night and an amazing start to your Monday fuys 🥰

    is that your mannequin
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