im approaching my weekly limit for socialization with the world (not including jesus and my favorite person (COPYRIGHTED)) im about to throw my computer in the ocean before i have a total meltdown
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theres nothing inherently wrong with owning a TV but if you need it as a necessary prerequisite to forming any sort of relationship then those relationships are totally counterfeit. if your family leaves u if you get rid of the tv they were never family in the first place. i mean ffs can people just like go for a walk in the park with someone since its scenic, healthy, chill and enjoyable and actually conducive to real conversation and getting to know someone better rather than just putting on some nonsense hour long commercial, numbing your minds out so you dont have to think about what youre actually doing with your time/life because if you did you'd feel bad about it due to obvious reasons. fuck. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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i quit nicotine like a little over a week ago, it's pretty dope not having to inhale shit all goddamn day and cough up a lung and also my blood pressure went waaaay down a few days after i cut it out completely.
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Originally posted by Fox
Why don’t you go to the homeless shelter instead you fucking meth head? They probably have a whole bird, just for you. Go grab some handouts, loser
damn you fuckin grinch lol. someone tries to spread a little HOLIDAY CHEER and you just start screaming about methheads
go get the covid 19 vaccine so ur heart can become enlarged x3 then once u have holiday spirit again u can come with me to steal catalytic converters, were going to use the palladium to make fancy ornaments for the tree
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we don't even have a term or word you can use to say "yes" or acknowledge that you are hearing what someone says, that doesn't have some sort of potentially disrespectful connotation to it. like say someone tells you or asks you to do something or whatever, if you say "yes" it sounds almost too formal like you're being sarcastic, if you are just like "yea" it probably sounds too casual, same with "yep", or you could try being like "affirmative" or "10-4" but those might come off as kinda goofily sarcastic or something like that. so then because of this damn near every single interaction you might have with someone has the potential to create a fuckton of wierdness and misunderstanding so then everyones just fuckin noided out all the time that other people are being condescending but probably the only fucking reason that is happening in the first place is because theyre just tripping out in their own head and there is literally no way to NOT sound condescending because of this fucked up ego warping shit we've decided to project on our language. its almost like the Japanese honorifics thing where verbs are conjugated differently depending on how close your relationship to the person you are talking to is, and if you are too informal or formal, you run the risk of offending the other party. EXCEPT in japanese at LEAST you can get it right whereas in english youre just FUCKED from the get go no matter what. THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER. WERE JUST GOING TO HAVE PROBLEMS NO MATTER WHAT. like what the hell is actually wrong witjh you lol. why is that appealing? in other languages you just say "ng" and move the fuck on with the conversation but NOPE NOT IN ENGLISH WE GOTTA FUCKING GET OFFENDED AND ACT WEIRD ABOUT IT.
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lol people thinking getting off once a day makes you some sort of sexual deviant. yikes dawg. i remember 10 years ago i would see people brag online about fucking 2 or 3 times in a row. but today that apparently makes you fucking insane and incapable of love because just from that you've already used like half your weekly ration of orgasms. maybe you think that seems like an insane amount because everyone just treats sex like its an object you have a goal of obtaining from someone, anyone, and you just see the other human participant as a vehicle for getting that done, and then because of that being the main goal and the center of the relationship to revolve around, you then view intimacy as the act of adults rationally working out terms and conditions that will allow both parties egos to remain intact while at the same time OBTAINING THAT ORGASM from them. and thats why you fools can go fuck someone and then steal their lighter or drugs or whatever the fuck and still call it intimacy in ur sick confused lil head. i know this is true because ive experienced both sides of it and theres somethin fuckin wrong with almost everyone out here and ive come to the conclusion that its essentially that. nobody has basic respect for anyone they fuck anymore, theyre just a warm body to masturbate into, and that central tenant drives your relationships (even though people probably would not immediately admit to it, you know its fucking true though), so you dont have to care about them, other than putting up a front to get your dick in, and then the rest of your ethics and decisions and thoughts surrounding the topic of relationships or that person fall in line with that and so your concept of intimacy is fuckin warped.
im so fucking glad ill never have sex with anyone i dont like ever again so i can go back to my friends and be like WOW LOOK AT THAT SET OF TITS I FUCKED even though i know in the back of my head it wasn't even anywhere near worth it and we don't even like each other, aren't even friends, her breath is fuckin weird, or shes sweaty or grimey and methed out in a nasty way etc. and i'll be praying 4 u lol.
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