2023-12-25 at 1:20 AM UTC
i was just thinking you could probably go to a grocery store and steal like carts worth of food or alcohol or whatever the hell you wanted really because is loss prevention really going to be working christmas morning? and even if they do you could just be like wow bro you came to work on christmas morning just to try to arrest someone? your life must be shit!
then they will feel bad and let u go
2023-12-25 at 1:23 AM UTC
you should feel bad for wanting to make others feel bad in x-mass morning.
2023-12-25 at 1:28 AM UTC
youre allowed to steal up to 950 per robbery here and they dont care.
but you cant get the good stuff because theres been a lot of theft so they lock up the deoderant and shampoo in a cabinet like they used to keep the video games in
but yeah its not a bad idea you could easily get a bunch of chippies and vegetables this way
2023-12-25 at 1:36 AM UTC
well shit, as long as i cant get caught and nobody i know will ever find out, why not?
2023-12-25 at 1:53 AM UTC
or get a job and dont be a drain on society
pray im never elected king of the universe. ill reinstate the rules from 10,000BC: nonproductive members of the tribe get fed to the sabertoothed kittys
2023-12-25 at 2:34 AM UTC
You're a mean one
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana
Mr. Grinch, with the greasy black peel
You're a vile one
You got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick COCKodile
Mr. Grinch
You're a foul one
Friends you don't have none
I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a monster
Your heart's an empty hole
You're a goner
You got garlic in your soul
You got garlic in your soul
All them smiles homie
I turn up the frown
All them decorations
I [color=
green]tear em down
You can ask Max, I don't play around
Ayo, eww
Who is this mean fellow
With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow? (Eww)
What you so mad for?
Halloween come around and we ain't knockin' at your door, mane
Mr. Grinch you're a bad banana
You're gonna spoil everybody with your bad attitude
(Spoil everybody)
Mr. Grinch
La-la-la-la
Who is this mean fellow
With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow?
(La-la-la-la)
What you so mad for?
Halloween come around and we ain't knocking on your door
(La-la)
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2023-12-25 at 10:06 AM UTC
cott damn it was a joke, dont fuckin crucify me bro
anyways the only reason i was going to do it anyway was to cook a huge xmas banquet for all the orphans and every member of NIS except for kafka. thats right it was a birthday gift for YOUR BIRTHDAY. and you RUINED IT. YOURE JUST LIKE YOURE FATHER!!!!!!!!!
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2023-12-25 at 10:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE
cott damn it was a joke, dont fuckin crucify me bro
anyways the only reason i was going to do it anyway was to cook a huge xmas banquet for all the orphans and every member of NIS except for kafka. thats right it was a birthday gift for YOUR BIRTHDAY. and you RUINED IT. YOURE JUST LIKE YOURE FATHER!!!!!!!!!
how old are these orphans ?
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2023-12-25 at 3:16 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
I kinda have the shitty squiets from gorging on Xmas food last night..
Round 2 today also
this is on topic so fuck you
