Originally posted by Kingoffrogs
Just got back from an interview with a food factory, 3rd shift paying 19$/hr and mandatory OT on saturdays when needed. They are calling me tomorrow to let me know if I got it.
fuck that, take the initiative and call them first to let them know you got the job, AND you got a raise, then just ride ur unicycle in like "oh shit waddap" and rearranging the decor in the place
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fuck that im going to rob the bank of america located at 2700 hennepin ave, minneapolis minnesota today at 2:23 pm local time and until then im going to be getting high as fuck and fucking prostitutes just incase i die in the robbery and dont get a chance again
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fascinating. once you complete that goal you will be equal to me and we can post pics of our computers on desks and flex on the hoes who still keep theirs on the floor. we'll be getting all the bitches and life will be complete
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and probably get strung out on meth or heroin again and ruin my life and OD and die but thats ok even if that happens because you motherfuckers wasted ur shot with me. its time to let go
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that word really has four fucking i's too, totally unironically. buuut if you know a little about complex analysis you can basically just wave ur hand and be like "its too complicated to explain rn but all that shit cancels out and vaporizes leaving no trace it was ever there in the first place, really"
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Well if I found God anywhere, it would be by the tracks Face down in a box car, forty in both hands And when I find God there, we'll just sit and roll some top Cause he'll be just as confused as anyone else on this rock
I took two tabs of acid yesterday afternoon And I woke up this morning with a torn pair of shoes And found I'd ruined my life and everyone else's too I guess this is what my teachers warned me drugs would do
But they forgot to mention the way That the morphine makes the pain go away And how I'll always remember the good times in my spine And the holes I burned in my brain with this next line
If I found Satan anywhere it would be by the tracks Trading souls of kids like me for cheap bags of smack When I find Satan there you know I won't be thinking twice Cause at least in hell there's rock 'n roll and ain't no Jesus Christ
And I swear I left my sanity someplace in this mess Crumpled between empty beers and packs of cigarettes Kick my last hope to pieces and just hope for the best I guess this is why my friends warned me against homelessness
But they're the one's getting laid And I'm the one waking up lonely every single day And I'll remember that as I listen to their crap And tell them to fuck off, then hug them after that
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