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Posts by Ajax

  1. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Grylls yes

    have you ever shoved a macbook up your ass?

    No comment.
  2. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Yes, I know one personally. One time he posted a picture of the sign he was flying as it was propped up against his MacBook.

    The guy is inexperienced and mentally unstable, so I try to cut him some slack. He keeps deflecting when I answer his questions about how to get a job.

    Did you have a follow-up question?
  3. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    You forgot the one that literally became an icon. Cucked.
  4. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I use my phone for just about everything. I use my work laptop for anything I can’t do with my phone.
  5. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Experiences > stuff
  6. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I had to put down two dogs within the last year and couple months. It sucks, but it helps knowing that you end their suffering. I’m not going to lie, I don’t cry a lot, but I cried both times. We did some stuff at home to say goodbye like give them all the good treats with peanut butter. If you have kids, it helps them say goodbye to draw goodbye cards to take with the dogs. I took the dogs to the vet by myself. It was a peaceful process and the vet and tech were very helpful.

    Some vets vary in their process with the number of injections and what it does. For mine, it was one injection. With the first dog, they started an IV in the back and then came out and did the injection with me. Second dog, they did an injection without an IV. The dogs were chill and didn’t act like they were in pain from it. I was petting them and talking to them and kind of holding their head. Their breathing became slightly more rapid and then they laid their head on my hands like they suddenly went to sleep. I laid their head down and waited a few seconds. Then the vet checked for a heartbeat and informed me that they no longer have a heartbeat. I elected to have them handle the cremation and the remains, so I said goodbye and left with a leash and a collar.
  7. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    The Zuckerberg hearings are all we needed to see to understand how disconnected lawmakers are from the digital universe.
  8. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by aldra lul

    Question stands. Lanny has been pimping us out and, as such, has become a high roller.
  9. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Slate is a jedi magazine - for jedis by jedis.

    Never heard of it before today. It was in business top stories when I was checking my stocks. Take your pick of your fave flave.

    Lol at Jedis.
  10. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Is this a safe place?

    https://slate.com/technology/2019/12/california-data-privacy-law-ccpa-do-not-sell-changes.html
  11. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Lanny, is this what you thought you would be doing with your life?
  12. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    The key to contentment is this. Never take yourself more seriously than the admin.

    Originally posted by Lanny Mission statements are gay, so here's the quick and dirty of where we stand: rdfrn has apparently bit the big one (or soon will) and we need a place to shitpost.

    Originally posted by Sophie This power disparity Lanny, i felt more of an equal when we were both lowly shitposters now you some typa admin. Hold me and comfort me, (fullhomo)

    Originally posted by Lanny Don't worry blood, I couldn't rise above my station as a chronic shitposter if I wanted.

    P.S. Your homoerotic advances are highly appreciated.
  13. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    To OP:

    1) And yet, you came back.
    2) I’ve never understood the allure of posting “I quit” threads. Can’t you just, you know, close your browser?
    3) See you tomorrow.
  14. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby And no that's not the first time. I've always mentioned I felt like a bad dad and I've felt upset over the situation. But at the same time I was kinda thrown into a situation I was naive about. I've had sex with hundreds of girls and just only one lied to me about being on birth control.

    Don’t be a victim.
    1) It’s on you. Man up. You knew what you were doing when you shoved your dick in her pussy.
    2) It’s never too late to make things right (seriously).
  15. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah an it turned out she was a liar. She literally admitted last month on tc that she was just doing it because I fucked her and quit talking to her and she's a drunk cunt.

    I'm not saying it's right but last year when I did that I was really depressed and was sick of people messing with me and was in Xanax. Ever since then I regret every day that I even said that. And I regret saying similar things to even people on here and in real life and I haven't done it since. But calling me a rapist for over a year and sending Mormons to my house and emailing my PO is wrong to on you assholes. I've never done anything wrong to you nit wits

    That’s the first time you’ve seemed at all remorseful.

    You need to get yourself cleaned up.
  16. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    She saw this on the back of a truck and it pissed her off.

  17. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    You faked your daughter’s death and even posted her pic here before sobering up and removing it. You don’t get to suddenly pretend that you almost care about her.
  18. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I straddle the line between successful normie and clandestine degenerate on the daily. It always amuses me when someone my age sees something we grew up with for the first time, gets offended, and goes on a rant about its degeneracy on the normie network. Reminds me of how far I’ve come and how far they have to go.

    What was it today that sent the affluent woman in her mid thirties into a fruitless tirade? Let’s just say it was a “shocker.”
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  20. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Invest in index funds or at least mutual funds. Don’t play the individual stocks game.

    Originally posted by bigthink you shouldnt even think about investing unless you have enough money saved up to get you through a patch in your life.

    Once you have that. you should either invest through your bank (where they manage) or through a self managed investment account. Id reccomend Virtual Brokers or Questrade for self managed accounts

    If you need specific investment advice youll have to be more specific Fona. PM if i dont respond here

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "man"!

    This is horrible advice. Banks are for holding your money, facilitating transactions, and lending money. Not for investing. Go with a good brokerage firm like vanguard or fidelity.

    Managed accounts are also a bad idea. You will be paying excess fees for a service that statistically is outperformed by passive investments (see above). If you must have some kind of “help,” go with a robo-advisor or just put it in a target date retirement fund. Do your own research and choose a good asset allocation and that’s the main decision you need to make. Asset location is also important, but not as important as asset allocation.
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