Posts by Ajax

1. 2016-05-24 at 4:25 PM UTC in Favorite shell?
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Yet you fail to realize Lanny has nothing to prove and is merely hosting the forums for our benefit.

   
   Observation and commentary are not indicators of realization failure.
   
   vBul is super simple to setup. My point is it hurts the admin's credibility as a tech guru when he fails to address some of his own site's shortcomings. If that doesn't matter, then it doesn't matter. Nothing we discuss here really matters anyway.
   
   None of the past iterations had anything to prove. They existed purely for your benefit.
2. 2016-05-24 at 2:28 AM UTC in Favorite shell?
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   zsh is one of the first things I install on a dev machine. I don't do too much with it above and beyond it's bash compat, mostly some prompt ricing and its vi emulation, although the latter is pretty shit on the whole, it's better than nothing. I have this fantasy of writing a shell that's runs vim in a subproc (so it loads your .vimrc) and shuttles keystrokes and visual state back and forth from the shell. Also adding some s-expression syntax to disambiguate multi-line constructs hopefully making editing them something better that a total nightmare.

   
   Yet you can't properly code / configure a vBulletin site kek
3. 2016-05-22 at 3:09 AM UTC in I go to the 3rd interview on Monday
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   First, to break the cycle, why do you keep getting fired from jobs?
4. 2016-05-21 at 1:11 AM UTC in Wtf is wrong with you people
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   OP is projecting hard.
5. 2016-05-20 at 3:40 AM UTC in I'm a pedophile, not a monster
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Which one of you sick fucks is this?
   
   http://www.salon.com/2016/05/17/im_not_a_monster_a_pedophile_on_attraction_love_and_a_life_of_loneliness/
6. 2016-05-19 at 5:39 PM UTC in Stupid bad ideas you had as a teenager.
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   One of the stupidest things I did as far as idiocy was running alongside a moving train, jumping on it, riding for a minute, and jumping off of it. I only got a little scraped up, but could've ended badly.
   
   As far as bad ideas, I didn't really have any bad ones. At least not that I intended on doing. Well, I take that back. I did do a couple, but nothing I feel like sharing.
7. 2016-05-19 at 5:34 PM UTC in I'm not a gamer. The only games I've ever enjoyed in the past 15years...
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I recently went through Super Mario 64 again to see if I could still get the 120 stars. Still got it, and it's still a great game.
8. 2016-05-19 at 5:32 PM UTC in Your parents have never loved you
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Replace everything Captain FAILcon posts that says you with I, me, or my. Projecting hard.
9. 2016-05-19 at 5:29 PM UTC in Lol why are you so mad?
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I never typed like that even when I was 15. Captain FAILcon has deeper underlying issues - most likely mommy issues.
   
   Also, I didn't know internet drama was still a thing. Fucking Captain FAILcon.
10. 2016-05-19 at 1:48 AM UTC in Space Niggas' First Spam Attack
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    It's not the first, old man. You don't pay attention very well, do you?
    
    Que history rewrites, turnip truck, kidiot, you you, drums, suburbs, don't scare me, hacking, old dialup BBS.
    
    jedis.
11. 2016-05-17 at 1:11 PM UTC in Drug Test ?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Why do crackheads smoke crack when they know they have a scheduled drug test? A random drug test is one thing, but this dude knew he had to piss in a cup and he still hit that pipe. That's why we diagnose you with idiocy, OP.
12. 2016-05-17 at 3:55 AM UTC in Drug Test ?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    I'm the idiot for smoking crack.

    
    Yes.
    
    ​

    I'm scared to see how you answer other's valid questions.

    
    ​People have valid questions here?
13. 2016-05-17 at 1:50 AM UTC in Drug Test ?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Eh, you're not so bad. At least you passed the oranges test, backwards mime.
14. 2016-05-17 at 1:20 AM UTC in Drug Test ?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Your English sucks and so do your embedded links. You're going to fail your drug test, just like every other test you've attempted in your miserable. Blast yourself off into space, you pathetic excuse for a spammer and a human being.
15. 2016-05-17 at 1:16 AM UTC in I was just wiping my ass on €2500 today
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Dammit fucking captain FAILcon
16. 2016-05-14 at 10:37 PM UTC in Another Drunk Phone Meeting, wooooo
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Kek Lanny you need to live stream your residence so we can all watch when you get swatted.
17. 2016-05-14 at 4:08 AM UTC in Why the fuck am I so paranoid about dying from drugs
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    The "from drugs" part is irrelevant. Why the fuck are you paranoid about dying in general? Why are you even worried? One of the only things in life that is certain is death. It's going to happen. The measurable period of time that your soul occupies an observable space on the limitless time horizon is so minute that it might as well have not have happened.
18. 2016-05-14 at 4:01 AM UTC in Plants aren't gonna stop growin, no matter what you do to em'
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Haven't you seen Wall-E?
19. 2016-05-14 at 4 AM UTC in Lanny, how much would it cost to get this place on a faster server?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Server costs for a site this size are minuscule, and you're cuck'd if you think it amounts to anything or if that would be the solution to all the performance issues. There are other reasons behind why things are the way they are.
20. 2016-05-14 at 3:55 AM UTC in zoo's are fundamentally wrong
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I walk around nude with my blinds open and I don't even care. I figure I'm doing the world a favor by not charging admission.