Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Once in my youth I was with some dudes and a bro was like man you can never have too many chicks man. So I got more hoes and then I realized I was getting too soft so I got more bros. Now I got more hoes and bros than I know what to do with so I just slap them when they get too clingy. True story.
2016-05-11 at 3:50 AM UTC
in
Beating off
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Forget the skill, that wastes space and ultimately says nothing. You need an action and a result. Numbers help.
Increased focus and attention to detail by 32% by utilizing edging.
Proven track record of delivering desired results with 96% success rate.
Grew client base by a factor of four through random sampling techniques and various market stimulations.
Innovated a large portfolio of products with limited resources (eh).
You get the idea.
2016-05-11 at 3:37 AM UTC
in
This site needs more traffic
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
This site does not need more traffic. This site is like a small village, barely assembled to the point of being called rural. The villagers are so out of touch with the rest of the world and so inept in societal productivity that they would think the construction of a flashy neon sign signifies the second coming of Christ. Any attempt at growth or increased traffic would break any feeble excuse of infrastructure that exists.
This site does not need more traffic. The unreached shall remain as they are.
2016-04-30 at 1:18 PM UTC
in
Ashley lost her shit
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Tell her to check the commode.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Are there infinite dimensions, or are there infinite observations of the same dimension?
2016-04-28 at 3:22 PM UTC
in
Felicia Day is an ugly cunt
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Someone has mommy issues.
2016-04-24 at 2:46 PM UTC
in
HO---LY.... SHIT!!
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Pics or it didn't happen.
2016-04-23 at 1:02 AM UTC
in
I HAVE BEEN CUCKED
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
That's nigga to you, cuckface.
2016-04-22 at 3:28 PM UTC
in
I'm NOT ..............
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Sounds like operator error.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Sophie can now sleep better knowing the evidence collected against him does not hold up in court.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Because they have nothing to look forward to.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Bump. Lanny, is this why I hear a click while dialing in here?