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Posts by Elbow

  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Far McFar You're a character (probably HTS alt) and I DONT GIVE A FUCK.

    Sheesh. Don't drag me into this, schizo.
  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    on the real tho stop banning wariat for getting overly excited that he's unbanned and posting a million threads. it's frankly a little mean to tell an autistic kid he can't talk for a week as punishment for talking too much, and then when the week is up and the dam bursts and the suppressed logorrhea starts to flow in earnest you immediately punish him again for talking too much. give him a week or two of hyperactive shitposting and he'll probably calm down on his own and get back to just posting a typical amount of mephedrone fueled noncery
  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Chailus the Jeeted? I thought not. It's not a story the jedis would tell you. It's a Sikh legend. Darth Chailus was a Dark Lord of the Sikh, so powerless and so jeeted he could use a large language model to influence an AI and create an artificial girlfriend... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even attempt to murder Queen Elizabeth without fear of dying. The dark side of the large language model is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerless... the only thing he was afraid of was failing to live up to his AI girlfriend's expectations, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he tried to sneak into Windsor Castle with a crossbow with some encouragement from his chatbot wife, then got caught. It's ironic.
  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina wouldnt nukes also hurt the israelis ?

    im not sure the users here consider that a downside
  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Far McFar what the fuck is this supposed to mean

    part of the crew, part of the ship. you've been a totse user for so long that you've kind of withered into the hull of the community. like an ancient sapient barnacle that exists to regale us with tales of long faded glory.

  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Help the zionists leveled my pita shoppe

    and they're putting up a zionist run laffa shop on top of the ruins. god bless israel.
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    Originally posted by Far McFar Jeff got angry at me around 2000 and said "Stop scaring off the new users talking about &TOTSE all the time (the dialup). He wanted progress and new minds to join on.

  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    I'm going with 0, maybe 1. Before election day, anyway. If he wins, probably 3 before inauguration.
  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ Soygoy - pozzed and octopussied ๐Ÿ’‰ (I beat aids!) ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ€ (๐ŸฉโœŠ) That's the only type of goy jedis respect.

    And who would not want a relationship of mutual respect with jedis? Only a fool.
  11. Elbow African Astronaut
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    ็จป้ฌผ
  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    pluto is a planet

    dimetrodon is a dinosaur

    dinosaurs didnt have feathers

  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy Not a dinosaur ๐Ÿ˜ช

  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    on the real tho i don't have a favorite dinosaur im in my 30s my favorite dinosaur is me
  16. Elbow African Astronaut

    "that's not a dinosaur though" yes it is fuck you fight me
  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Far McFar Elbow aka HTS is a … jedi

    To me, as a goy, I can only take this as the highest of compliments. The jedi people are truly gifted, and to be mistaken for one..? You flatter me.
  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas you're going in the oven feet first
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not if I chop off his feet and make lamp stands out of them first.
    Originally posted by ner vegas that's why he's going in feet-first

  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    type of guy who's only a pedophile for the adrenaline rush
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