Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
No, I mean you wouldn't have any of the things that make life worth living would you..your senses, being able to scoff down a $30 pizza whenever you wanted or going to the Asian spa for a #12 rubdown etc.
And I expect it might come with eternal life, if a part starts to fail just put a new one it.
Who wants to live forever?…as me old mate Freddy Mercury used to say.
I cudn't have typed it better myself. Happy Friday, Pops. Please behave yourself this weekend. 👍🤙🤟
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2023-03-03 at 5:06 PM UTC
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Originally posted by jerryb
He has a computer or phone to argue with everyone here. Maybe even a propane fired wok. Remember the engine on that moped invented by a white man.
I think it's the village phone he uses.
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No, I mean you wouldn't have any of the things that make life worth living would you..your senses, being able to scoff down a $30 pizza whenever you wanted or going to the Asian spa for a #12 rubdown etc.
And I expect it might come with eternal life, if a part starts to fail just put a new one it.
Who wants to live forever?...as me old mate Freddy Mercury used to say.
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Originally posted by jerryb
I don't have friends, just people I know. I was a mechanic before I retired and everyone with a piece of shit car wants to be my friend. Fuck them, pay me nigga.
Oh I know those calls
"Hey how are you doing?"
"Good, how are you"
"Great! Hey I have a problem with my computer..."
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you cant teach old dogs new tricks.
you cant make old men make new friends.
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REAL MEN WEAR WIFEBEATER AND ROLL THE BELLY PART UP TO FACILITATE COOLING SO THEY LOOK AS IF THEYRE WEARING TRAINNING BRA.
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Originally posted by jerryb
I imagine Vinny likes to fuck with people in real life.
one of my favourite is when tourists hand me a large denomination bill and ask if i have change.
id say sure and offer to exchange with them another bill of the same denomination.
change.
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20yrs from now:
Why can't I find a quantum core Model #8612 who will lick my ass? I've got the latest firmware installed.
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2023-03-03 at 2:35 PM UTC
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
ax-xually he can do both you know.
debt ceiling is afterall, an arbitrary social construct.
very much like age of consent.
Vinny, how many times has a train been run on you?
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Originally posted by BummyMofo
not a single cent from any of yall??? really
There's about 37 cents or so under my car seat if you want to come get it.
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Originally posted by jerryb
Ha Ha Vinny would argue with a rock. Never change Vinny, we like you just as you are.
It's not really arguing..it's called being publicly stupid.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by Kafka
I got a few things done and feel more organised but there's still a lot to do so I'm overwhelmed. I just discovered I have a deadline in two days, and about six more in the next two weeks. I'm surprised how well I've been functioning without smart drugs, can ADD be cured?
yes it can but it takes a regiment of titty posting on the interweb to get over it
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2023-03-02 at 9 PM UTC
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warioats parents
Originally posted by jerryb
Smart enough to sent him to Poland. Probably worth what they send him.
Yup, that's my thoughts.
Mom "We haven't seen Mikey since he was deported papa"
Dad "Good, that 4k a month we send him sure is worth it, in fact I'd have gone up to 8k"
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2023-03-02 at 6:51 PM UTC
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Twice baked potatoes
Home of the brave and land of the free Vinny,
I have an excess of money and energy to waste.
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Originally posted by jerryb
Hell Jiggaboo you may be able to retire to Californy and live the good life.
I just hope she's not into having her ass licked like her son is.
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You need a break a long way from home where no one can reach you. I just happen to have a spare room (scoff), a full fridge, a liquor store around the corner, a long list of "things to do and places to see around Texas", it's only a 6 1/2 hr drive to new Orleans and on top of that boyish good looks, wit and charm.
Clothing is optional.
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Everybody likes a person after they're dead.
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Yeah,
Post a pic of your mom Wazza, I might take one for the team...a bonus would then be being your dad and cutting off the $$
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Sometimes I wish at least 1 of you NISSers had a 3 digit IQ.
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