2022-12-25 at 4:54 PM UTC
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Merry Christmas
Originally posted by Kafka
Someone told me I look like a valkyrie and it's bugged me because I can't really find pictures of them.
Yup, basically twins...
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2022-12-25 at 2:04 PM UTC
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What I really want to do
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Uhhhhh ok
You frighten me
Plz die of cardiac arrest from mephradrone
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2022-12-24 at 3:21 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
I’m loved by a lot of people...and I deserve that ...because I treat people with kindness...I treat them how id want to be treated
And most people In this world are good... the bad ones are just the loudest lol
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2022-12-24 at 1:08 AM UTC
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See it, say it, sorted.
Originally posted by jerryb
That's fucked up kicking a man out at Christmas time. Everybody closed down so will be harder to find a new place.
And Bradley don't go on a bender, smoke some weed or something. I'm rooting for ya to stay away from alcohol and keep up with your plans.
You have balls because few people would hop on a bus alone and move to a strange city. Be proud of getting this far and don't fuck it up.
I didn't get drunk. Worst case scenario, I have a yoga mat, I'll just need a tarp and a machete and I'm well on my way to making a water proof fort to live in. Figure I'll save up the money and the month before exams rent a motel for that month, get high grades, get my degree and then spend the summer with my gang and come back to FIU in fall and stay in campus housing
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2022-12-23 at 1:29 PM UTC
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Fights when shopping
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Today was probably the worst. She was in a bad mood and we had a very weird shopping trip to the clothes shop, where she was complaining there were no shoes to buy despite being surrounded by shoes and insisted on trying on roller blades and buying knee pads (obvious joke har har). She's nearly 40 and can't ride a bike, she'd kill herself on roller blades.
The we went to Tesco and she spend about 2 hours going around, and kept bringing stuff for me to put in the basket that she didn't know how much it was. Again and again I asked. She was getting stuff like goji berries, expensive brand green tea, and vitamin e pill and turmeric and pepper capsules. She spent about €70 on a small bag of stuff and like an idiot I paid on my card, just to make some sort of point.
I was insanely angry, mostly at her acting like a retard and wasting my money, giving it to the english cunts in tesco for basically nothing. I told her that I wasn't happy about her grabbing stuff for me to buy without even knowing the price, and she said there were no prices. I told her there were prices on everything.
Then just before we got back to my mom's house I told her that "if you were buying things with your own money you'd make sure to check the price, wouldn't you? Therefore its not a good idea for me to buy you stuff any more. You have your own money here in Ireland, you can buy with your own money. I won't pay for anything more again for you. Good night" and I timed it perfectly to hop out of the car and get to bed. She did some big act of crying in the car and is currently downstairs, probably acting melodramatic.
That's a good half step on the road to manly domination. Personally I'd have thrown everything out of the cart as she put it in at Tescos but that's me.
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Originally posted by Bradley
Kafka and I.
Lol, will never happen in any of the multiverses.
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2022-12-20 at 11:49 PM UTC
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Fights when shopping
DT have you tried eating her ass? I've heard it's very popular among eastern European
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2022-12-20 at 11:29 PM UTC
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Fights when shopping
Dt can I ask you a favor?
Next time this happens, I want you to display a spine (I'm not insulting you) the first time you do it it's the hardest.
When she comes back with more than you said to get, calmly put your hand out and when she goes to hand/show you it, take the extras and toss them anywhere onto the shelves. and repeat yourself on the amount.
When you say something, decide that's how it's going to be. You have the power position and unless you like this, there is no reason for you to be treated like this and she'll probably respect you more if you do.
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2022-12-17 at 12:59 PM UTC
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Apple air pods
Well I don't have 150$ of my mom's money to spend on headphones
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2022-12-15 at 7:02 PM UTC
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mufuckin hoes know once u go white, you'll probably be more comfortable and have more economic success over your lifetime.
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Originally posted by Wariat
and not bradley these days moreso?
no because all his theads dont evolve around grandmas, 12 year olds, and licking dogs assholes
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Originally posted by Kafka
Currently:
Image vital c cleanser
Rose water toner
Snail serum
Mimi Luzon gold glow serum
Pond’s cold cream
Elemis pro collagen marine cream OR Kiehl’s face cream with spf
Vichy thermal water spray
At night time just Dr. Dennis gross retinol and maybe the Elemis, don’t like too much on my face at night.
Skin Theory exfoliator every now and then, it has different acids.
Cliv sheet masks.
Pearl powder supplements. Sometimes I put it on my face as well.
Stay out of the sun.
Use a toothbrush as a lip scrub.
Kaminomoto hair growth accelerator on my eyebrows.
I get Botox regularly and intend to get microneedling regularly as well.
I hope this is just your daily skin care
appetizer. To truly care for your skin the way it deserves to be care for, you're gonna need to add at least a dozen more products and applications to your routine. You've good a good start going, but nowhere near the amount one truly needs to give their skin it's proper care. If you're spending less than 4 hours on it each day, you're basically just polishing the tip of the iceberg. 8 hours+ every day for a few years and you will then and only then begin to truly see the results that are universally desired.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
did you also wanted a step daughter and worked towards that and got it.
Fonaplats wants what every American dreams of
A rifle and a gook lined up in the sights begging for his life.
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frala
Avant garde shartist
Guys I’m gonna be starting a go fund me soon. Lanny lied to me about his wealth.
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Originally posted by slide22
you shouldn't eat for 16-18 hours straight as well. only in a 6-hour period should you eat then fast the rest of the day and night.
Fasting is debatable. some docs tell you it's good, some say it is bad. Humans are hunter gatherers by design and not designed for regular meals.
Either way, fat fucks be fat fuckin...it's in the Bible.
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frala
Avant garde shartist
Originally posted by slide22
oh so Now you closing doors you wanna go there huh?
How about that video meme of you on the net I came across. I got a desktop of it.
Wintermute is a Ho'ooooooh
She's a Ho
yeah I know that was you earlier some years back. your butt got a lot bigger along with your chipmunk cheeks but it's you, sweety pumpkin tooshie.
and I know you're also friends with Lostcause. both of you used to chitty chatty on totse.com all the time.
and there is a photo of both of you at some party or comedy club event or something and you're both sitting in the audience with a circle around you. People game me several photos
and YES that is Jeff Hunter with Metaphysics. and confirmed in a derp by Spectral and Speedy. Yeah same name and they look alike but it's not him"
Give me a fucking break. it's him and I know its him. but what difference does it make now. im no longer on that black list because I can get work now.
See :)
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frala
Avant garde shartist
Originally posted by jerryb
She could have had these niggas sweating until the new year.
Trust me. Beige is probably still in a sheer panic and trying to decide just exactly what the conspiracy here is and how it involves Jeff Hunter and the second plane.
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Originally posted by Kafka
I really want one of those Disney princess birthday cakes I used to get, nothing tastes sweeter.
Wariat would tell you his asshole does
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2022-12-06 at 4:26 PM UTC
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Walked past this earlier
whats that faggy looking thing on the bottom left
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