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  1. Originally posted by jerryb I was talking about the ones posted. I doubt you want sexy time with those or maybe you do. Not judging or anything.

    Yes, the experimental ones...They are only going to learn to build functional 2 legged sexy ones by continuing to refine those clunkers...if they start focusing on 4 legged ones then the only person getting a robotic sex partner is going to be Wariat.
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  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    A robot with an extra long tongue would be nice. Sure would cut down on the almost got a teen threads.
  3. 20yrs from now:

    Why can't I find a quantum core Model #8612 who will lick my ass? I've got the latest firmware installed.
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  4. Originally posted by jerryb I imagine Vinny likes to fuck with people in real life.

    one of my favourite is when tourists hand me a large denomination bill and ask if i have change.

    id say sure and offer to exchange with them another bill of the same denomination.

    change.
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  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Really my mom taught me not to make fun of the retarded. Sorry mom. lol
  6. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny one of my favourite is when tourists hand me a large denomination bill and ask if i have change.

    id say sure and offer to exchange with them another bill of the same denomination.

    change.

    Rickshaw driver confirmed.
  7. Originally posted by jerryb Really my mom taught me not to make fun of the retarded. Sorry mom. lol

    i learnt from a very young age that being retarded gives you special powers.

    you can do no wrong while being retarded.
  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Rickshaw driver confirmed.

    how does one "drive" a rickshaw ?

    english failure ?

  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    Vinny should short change them and then pull the no understandy trick.
  10. I bet if vinny was a Hibachi chef he'd be the guy who flips a pea at you with his spatula and says "I pea on you"
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  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i learnt from a very young age that being retarded gives you special powers.

    you can do no wrong while being retarded.

    Wasn't about you, I was thinking of the sites special Polish member.
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet if vinny was a Hibachi chef he'd be the guy who flips a pea at you with his spatula and says "I pea on you"

    quite a fantasy you have there involving asians and pea.
  13. Originally posted by jerryb Wasn't about you, I was thinking of the sites special Polish member.

    doesnt contradick what i said either
  14. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny quite a fantasy you have there involving asians and pea.

    First hand experience...at pretty much every Hibachi restaurant I've been in... no fantasy.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Trolling online as an unemployed man in my mid 40s
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how does one "drive" a rickshaw ?

    english failure ?


    Well I always hit him with a cane and say "Driver, hurry the fuck up...chop chop"
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    bout to eat a burger then go for a sled ride
  19. Kafka sweaty
  20. Haxxor Space Nigga
    🙄 same shit different day….what an accomplishment you must be so proud
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