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Posts by jerryb

  1. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra it's 'happy holidays'

    watch your microaggressions bro

    That shit don't go here in the bible belt, somebody may bitch slap a nigga disrespecting baby Jesus.
  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    You just need one day to open presents but you need an extra day to sleep off pigging out on Thanksgiving.
  3. jerryb African Astronaut
    Well you can't blame us if Britain wanted rid of our ancestors. You work with the hand God gave ya.
  4. jerryb African Astronaut
    Saw the Sheriff awhile back, President Reagan came to my town once. Told folks if he wanted to see me I'd be home.
  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Ha Ha, some folks around here had Halloween stuff on their house a couple months ago. Soon as that's over they will put up the Christmas stuff.

    Can't really blame stores selling shit to suckers. Hell some Murikans start planning next Christmas before the new year. lol
  6. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I ate a 14" cheesesteak last night then took a monstrous shit this morning and didn't clog anything. Your butthole is just too loose from repeated peggings at the Asian spa.

    Shhh, don't get Vinny excited.
  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Don't think we have any Jihadis around here, I'll carry a few extra weapons if I get off my lazy ass and go somewhere just in case.
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    Needs an eye patch, dat eye weirding me out.
  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 They can just move there now

    Not the ones getting the shit shot out of them. Let em join the EU and Russia can just walk in to an empty place. Seriously doubt Europe wants to pay to rebuild the place and support them for a few generations until they may get their shit together.
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    One of the reasons for Brexit, tired of dumping money into corrupt shitholes and getting overrun with their benefit grabbing migrants. First thing most folks in Ukraine would do if allowed in the EU would be move west.
  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    So infinityshock was the reason I couldn't reg for a long time. LOL cool, I enjoy his posts. Well not his colorful ways of raping members, ok sometimes even that.

    He is knowledgeable on military matters and probably lots of shit most have zero clue about.
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Train yourself to crap during work hours, blame it on the new hire.
  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    To old, over AOC.
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian The one on the right would get a good nobbing..the other two not so much.

    If the left one is under AOC send her to Poland. There's a guy there waiting.
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the chinese characteristisch.

    with the ways things are going its only a matter of time before "america" becomes "america" with chinese characteristisch.

    How many 1000s years China trying to get their shit in order. LOL the Brits bitch slapped em and made em buy their dope.
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Reminds me of a couple of Mike Tyson Quotes

    β€œSocial media has made people way too comfortable with not getting punched in the mouth for talking chit β€œ

    β€œIm gonna eat your wife and kids”

    Yeah if your going to talk shit you need to own it. No need to get the law into it.
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so funny its illegal

    How's it illegal? Just because you may piss someone off and they beat your ass doesn't make it illegal.
  18. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Tell us about double flushing.

    I took a shit last night and it was a 2 parter…after the first part came out I thought "I better flush before the 2nd part comes"…so I did…it still blocked on part 1 with no paper…

    What da fuk you been eating. lol Probably still got shit in the pipe, I'd get me a 5 gal bucket and run it thru a couple times. Niggas in Houston not keeping the sewer system maintained, always blame the niggas.
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I flush all sorts of stuff down my toilet and it always works fine

    Probably can get away with it in town, if you own the septic tank it's all on you to maintain it.
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster It was broad daylight too, in a fairly non rural area.

    Fucking deer everywhere, I see them in town now. Need to up the bag limits around here.
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