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2022-12-03 at 6:25 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2022-12-03 at 6:18 AM UTC in Reaching out, following up. This worlds trying to kill us all - and it should have, when it had the chanceIf I'm not doing too well , or can't find some pride in my circumstances - that's when I don't reach out to old friends, or really give anyone who tries to contact me the time of day. IF I DID: After we hash out what they have going on , they're probably gonna turn the tables and extend that courtesy to me which I have found really sucks arse when all you have to say is SAME OLD SAME OLD, IM SUCKING
When I get on the upswing I'll feel like keeping that ball rolling, and doing the things I know that I should: like getting/keeping in touch with others.
I feel like from the outside that has to look really selfish, "he only calls when he has good news about himself". Honestly man none of it really makes any sense
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2022-12-03 at 5:47 AM UTC in Slapping other mens asses in the locker room
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2022-12-03 at 5:39 AM UTC in StutzIt's Jonah Hill interviewing his therapist, reminds me of Soft White Underbelly YT vid style. It's the most ( and maybe only ) moving thing I've ever seen on netflix, and I don't think the NETFLIX gonts ever suggested it to me - someone else told me about it and I looked it up on there. Just goes to show you that muh algorithms don't know us as well as they like to think but hey what do I know I'm just a blue collar who ran over the solar panels.
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2022-11-28 at 7:04 AM UTC in King of hill sex roleplayluuuuANNNNNNNNE!!!!
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2022-11-28 at 5:04 AM UTC in Fona 11-27-2022
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2022-11-26 at 9:50 PM UTC in Im being arrested for child pornography by apdEATEN BY WORMS
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2022-11-26 at 9:49 PM UTC in Update
Originally posted by Meikai begining to think farala is not real
if you aren't married within 12 months its all ogre
you should both know you wanna marry by the 3rd date.
met in june, proposed at christmas, married the following june. that is the only healthy relationship model. you are not real.
demons.
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2022-11-25 at 9:55 PM UTC in Bypass paywalls, or multi-newspaper subscription?Id like to see stories on several paywalled sites like Washington Post ( because they are balanced ) , New York Times, Bloomberg , eecksetera and so on.
A lot of them have cheap introductory price subscriptions but I don't wanna have to put a bunch of cancellations on my calendar to try and out-jedi the jedis. I think its worth about 20 a month to me, to be able to read most of the big papers, any all-in-one subscription like that?
Also I think universities have some systems or subscriptions so their students can read da paper, brad does your school haver that and whats your password to school -
2022-11-25 at 9:34 PM UTC in BREAKING NEWS - LANNY ARRESTED IN BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA AFTER ATTACKING DASHING DINERthey shoulda just gave lil sporty the noodles
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2022-11-25 at 9 PM UTC in Update
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2022-11-25 at 8:44 PM UTC in Fireworks laws are exactly whats wrong with society
Originally posted by Bradley A key regarding what the colors mean would be helpful, you illiterate no graph reading dumbfuck.
Also great post, fuck people trying to take away my freedoms! If my seven year old wants to disfigure his hand by lighting an M80 with a lit cigarette, he should be able to!
hey lower your tone, tite-sack -
2022-11-22 at 10:02 AM UTC in Starting an onlyfans (or similar)reminds me back of the job running over the soler panels with the muscle scar
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2022-11-22 at 10 AM UTC in Which car repair is easier?
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2022-11-19 at 4:07 AM UTC in Fona 11-6-2022give a man a bee and heel have honey for a day
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2022-11-18 at 5:54 AM UTC in drinking from the wrong bottleliterally took a sip of soap water i put in a water bottle , on the highway and reaching around for my water and grabbed the wrong one . soap water taste horrible and doesnt wash out easy. literally rinse mouth out and its like a sink full of dishes with suds going everywhere.
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2022-11-16 at 3:09 PM UTC in Raw dogging hookers
Originally posted by Sevn So latest update on my weird sex life. Met some female dominatrix with a female sub. They come over to my house and the sub blows me or I fuck her, whatever the Dom tells me to do. It's absolutely insane. Tonight her punishment was for me to fuck her and cum on her face so she had to walk back to the car covered in my jizz.
smeel on my lappy was activated -
2022-11-15 at 11:36 PM UTC in Raw dogging hookers
Originally posted by slide22 the bleeding gums can cause AIDS or HepC
I hope you think it was worth it. next time buy her a lemon aide before letting her suck you off. make her drink half of it and tell her if you blow in her mouth that the lemonaide should kill the bacteria from your load.
this way you should be safe from HIV and she can take a mouth load and wash it down clean.
but realize your mom could of been a victim of such shananagans
laughed like muttley to this good job man thanks -
2022-11-15 at 6:35 AM UTC in Postcards
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2022-11-14 at 4:01 AM UTC in Big-chug tonight
Originally posted by A College Professor Were doing a big chug to see who chugs the best tonight. Winner will get ther own banner on the site at least until next month when we compete again.
Lemme know if your gonna attend ( the people who are ultra secretive and just wanna smell their fingers without camming up will not be allowed at the chug ) ( you know who you are )
RANKING;
POSITION, NAME, CHUGTIME, CHUGGED BEER, OCCURRED AT, FAMOUS LAST WORDS, RECORDED BY
1st, TonyMacaroni, 5.65seconds, CORONA EXTRA ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by GLOBSHILL "that was a lot"
2nd, Odin, 6.46seconds, YeingLing ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by bigluigi "that burp taste like chex mix"
third, TonyMacaroni, 6.83seconds, CORONA EXTRA ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by GLOBSHILL "im 29 but when i was younger i was able to go a little faster"
4, Odin, 7.44seconds, Yeungling ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by BigLuigi "shes about to get deported"
5, VEX, 7.95seconds, MALIBU COCKTAIL Pina~~~ Colada ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by Odin "i dont have anymore thats my last one"
6th, BIG LUIGI, 8.69seconds, BUDWEISER ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by TonyMarconi "the master is unshaken"
7th, JimmyNoShoesAgain, 11.27 seconds, COORS LIGHT, 10:25PM PST, 'I just want to cheers my opponent' , bigluigi
8rd, bigluigi, 13.0seconds, MODELO ESPECIAL, 6:36PM PST, 'YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?' , obliviousostrich
9th, Odin, 15.73 seconds, SHINER BOCK ( bottle ), 11:11PM PST, 'That burp felt good as fuck. At least I beat gwarski' , bigluigi
10th, Gwarski, 21.71 seconds, WHITE CLAW ♀, 10:35PM PST, 'Why don't we just do this without that other website next time?' , bigluigi
11th, doublecheezburgers, 1min 18 seconds, SKOAL (BRAZILIAN BEER )FROM THE BOTTLE 360ml (12+ oz ), recorded by BIGLUG
RECORD SHEET
RUN, NAME, CHUGTIME, CHUGGED BEER, OCCURRED AT, FAMOUS LAST WORDS, RECORDED BY
1, bigluigi, 13.0seconds, MODELO ESPECIAL, 6:36PM PST, 'YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?' , obliviousostrich
2, JimmyNoShoesAgain, 11.27 seconds, COORS LIGHT, 10:2PM PST, 'I just want to cheers my opponent' , bigluigi
3, Gwarski, 21.71 seconds, WHITE CLAW ♀, 10:35PM PST, 'Why don't we just do this without that other website next time?' , bigluigi
4, Odin, 15.73 seconds, SHINER BOCK ( bottle ), 11:11PM PST, 'That burp felt good as fuck. At least I beat gwarski' , bigluigi
5, TonyMacaroni, 6.83seconds, CORONA EXTRA ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by GLOBSHILL "im 29 but when i was younger i was able to go a little faster"
6, TonyMacaroni, 5.65seconds, CORONA EXTRA ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by GLOBSHILL "that was a lot"
7, BIG LUIGI, 8.69seconds, BUDWEISER ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by TonyMarconi "the master is unshaken"
8, Odin, 7.44seconds, Yeungling ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by BigLuigi "shes about to get deported"
9, VEX, 7.95seconds, MALIBU COCKTAIL Pina~~~ Colada ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by Odin "i dont have anymore thats my last one"
10, Odin, 6.46seconds, YeingLing ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by bigluigi "that burp taste like chex mix"
11th, doublecheezburgers, 1min 18 seconds, SKOAL (BRAZILIAN BEER )FROM THE BOTTLE 360ml (12+ oz ), recorded by BIGLUG
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ALSO RAN ( NON ALCOHOLIC )
NAME, CHUGTIME, CHUGGED BEER, OCCURRED AT, FAMOUS LAST WORDS, RECORDED BY
Rembrandt, 10.01 seconds, 16 OUNCE ( OKAY, THIS IS EPIC ), NON-ALCOHOLic PEACH MANGO BODY-ARMOR: LIGHT, 10:28PM PST, 'Do you want to see my painting' , bigluigi
rembrand literally probably chugged the most the fastest even though its not regulation, so he doesnt win