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Posts by in da crawlspace - number sleven

  1. Cause your waddlebottom is nearby hiding in the bushes with no shirt like randy, binocs and a bucket of chicken smelling your finger being a lame

    Get big, clown. GET YOURE BACK STRAIGHTEN3D BITCH, MY SPINE IS ALIGNED. Sit straight fuckijgSit STRAIGHT. SIT STRAIGHT!!
  2. Umm..
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Microwaving uncooked meat is never a good idea nigga.

    I looked into it
  4. Did you eat the lemon yet or are you still having a staredown with it

    It's time to swallow that frog
  5. Selling ads sounds like it sucks. Look at sites like rapidgator and keep2share who pay you per view/download. The files you put on there gets people to subscribe, or keeps them coming back. Also commissions for converting new subscribers
  6. Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal make them fill that bitch up 20 times FREE REFILLS YEAH?

    "Just leave the carafe, honey, because IVE GOT A HANKERING"
  7. McDonald's withextra coffee
  8. I betthere nor so PROUD NOW 👏

    Comey got OWND
  9. Because we're electric beings , say your parents conceived you in NEWWWW YORK CITY, it's really likely you will go vacationer even move there . It's like a magnetic attractin almost.

    What's in you're wallet, where were YOU conceived?
  10. I'll join the site I would like to make my profile premium because
  11. I'm thinking maybe 🤔... United York
  12. Allah aboard the Traynor train eeeeee EEEEE

  13. Got another AOC boner , thank you
  14. Yeah so anyway I'm ordering me a carhard hoodey in women's because they get better colors like blackberry Heather available for women where we men only get black Grey and Pete moss
  15. Omfg Yvonne was talking shit about Fred's toupee and Fred kastopolis was like ...why do I even bother and Larry said .. why do you even bother and there's been a 5minute awkward silence , buy Yvonne went and sat on Fred for a bit.

    Now it's silence , they move around occasionally and the angle changes. The chatters are declaring SEASON FINALE, and FRED IS ON STRIKE

    It ended with Fred and Jerry standing in the corner next to each other holding hands staring at thr wall. Finally the TV guide started and ended it

    ...

    Larry did a stand up bit that he wanted to go to the grocery store to get some dinner, until he realized everything was closed because it was Wednesday. He decided the best thing to do was to go to the grocery store to get som3 Mac and cheese.

    In line the lady in front of him was buying a package of steak and the cashier asked her if she wanted to dollar to charity. She said yes. Wen the cashier ran me up he asked me I'd I want to donate a dollar to charity, I said no thanks Mac and cheese doesn't have feelings. Everyone was dead silent until the lady at the back of the line burst out laughing.
    ..

    At the apartment, Yvonne suggested that they get a pet, and that Fred will be the one who walks it. Fred asked why he has to be throne that walks it and Yvonne told him he had to walk it because it was his idea to get a pet. Fred understood and said we s
    Hould geta cat. Now he's doing a stand up but about his wife buying a new washing machine that uses so much detergent he's spending 3x as much on detergent as before
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