User Controls

BREAKING NEWS - LANNY ARRESTED IN BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA AFTER ATTACKING DASHING DINER

  1. #1
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    welp, there it is, folks


    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    this is a travesty to see, "yung ryan" jenkins really should abstain from taking so many chinese mystery powders on a daily basis
  3. #3
    they shoulda just gave lil sporty the noodles
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Bradley Black Hole
    that'll teach them to not give away free products at their small family business.
  5. #5
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    peedy had 2 step in with the signature 22SLIDESMASHER finishing move to show him who really owns the noodlez still. luckily he was all hopped up on pharma grade amphetamine and paranoid2themax, ready2go
  6. #6
    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Bradley Black Hole
    That's kinda crazy our administrator is a real person that fits into our community.
  8. #8
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian welp, there it is, folks


    Unfair, those people had it coming to them
  9. #9
    slide22 African Astronaut
    This should of been Wellhung because motives were "My Grandma Died"

    Wait.. thats it. Wellhung is a lanny alt
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    blaster master victim of incest
  11. #11
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Lanny does about 8 hours a day doing a spectrum of different drugs, rotating through his multiple personalities posting as each of us in turn. He generally starts off with the speed, and posts as Aldra, Kafka, and myself, then he switches to the pot, and does some Canada-posting. Then, mellowed by the pot he does some fent, and switches to yank posting. There are also various pills he will come across that add spice to his MPD posting. Sometimes he even posts as his alter ego, in which he is a successful salariman code-monkey. It's a pretty impressive artistic achievement, especially for a physically ruined and std addled drug addict who has been living on the streets of san francisco since 2014.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    *stands up*

    I am bobanny!
Jump to Top