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Thanked Posts by Zanick

  1. 2019-03-17 at 8:52 AM UTC in aldra is gay
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Aldra has made inappropriate advances to me on several occasions. We met in Melbourne one Summer, ages ago when Zoklet was still around. He was very taken with my good looks and A+ personality and refused to take “No” for an answer even when I told him I was uncomfortable with the level of depravity he insisted upon. I was dating a jediess at the time, and I suspect that he continues to post anti-Semitic material on the site out of bitter jealousy.
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  2. 2019-03-17 at 1:59 AM UTC in Pray for high winds, Karen.
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Sweet Karen, my heart and mind collide at the mere thought that you are. The catastrophe of my love swallows continents and leaves behind pristine ocean, as though no land had ever formed and no people achieved civilization; as though the world were fresh and unmarred. I want to sail across that ocean, pass through a sunless horizon, and never return. Together we will become so many stars, and all constellations will be found within ours.
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  3. 2019-03-15 at 8:13 AM UTC in What choices have opened your eyes?
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    When I was 16, I went backpacking with my father in the Southern Rockies. We were climbing the slope of a small mountain when a harsh and unexpected hailstorm took us by surprise. The temperature immediately dropped from moderate to freezing, and the dry dirt began to slide under our feet. My time in the Boy Scouts had taught me to seek higher ground in this situation, but we didn’t know at the time how dangerous it was. Rainwater made our trail slick, but I found a clear path that ascended up the mountainside between a series of deeply-rooted saplings. I grabbed hold of one to stabilize myself, but Dad was struggling through the mud and wasn’t going to make it up.

    At that moment I knew that I had to help him or he would die. He’d been adulterous and ignorant, but he was my dad and I loved him and I might’ve killed to save him at that moment. Thankfully, all it took was extending my arm, which he seized eagerly, and pulling with everything I had. I managed to pull him up despite the conditions, and he shook all night in our tent. I didn’t know if he’d make it, but he did. He still tells people about my actions to this day, and I have a hard time understanding why. I easily could’ve let him descend into the worst stages of hypothermia, and my life would be very different.

    Maybe it was late, or just a convenient assessment of reality, but this was the first time I realized that my decisions can impact the lives of others.
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  4. 2019-03-13 at 4:29 AM UTC in Wine
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I’ve gotten into a bottle-a-night habit and I insist to myself that it’s good for me, so I’ll probably be updating this thread every few days for a while. Tonight I’m drinking a Malbec of Argentina from Girl & Dragon, which has 13% alcohol. It was $11. As usual, I bought it because of the label art.


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  5. 2019-03-14 at 7:07 AM UTC in First World Problems
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I enjoy an excellent standard of living that I've done nothing to deserve except being born in a country that thrives on committing acts of violence half a world away. Also, I couldn't get high tonight and had to settle for a bottle of wine instead.
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  6. 2019-03-14 at 5:24 PM UTC in I'd love to rape your mother in front of you...
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]





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  7. 2019-03-14 at 5:58 AM UTC in Post your bucket list
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    That's a noble cause, though I would like to create several more to replace it.
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  8. 2019-03-14 at 5:41 AM UTC in Post your bucket list
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Things I mean to get to eventually:
    Stop all my psych meds and enjoy becoming clinically insane
    Break out of a psych ward
    Publish a best-selling novel
    MDMA
    Cocaine addiction
    IV LSD
    Ketamine + dissociative analogues
    More nitrous too
    Stay at a nudist colony for a year
    Murder my ayahuasca guide
    Run for public office as an underdog, state level at least, win by a suspiciously overwhelming majority, then drop acid for my first speech and resign on the spot
    Publish an underground manifesto with widespread circulation and political consequences
    Masturbate over J.R.R. Tolkien's grave as I recite the Oath of Fëanor
    Spiritual enlightenment
    Space travel
    Hallucinogens in space
    Participate in an orgy with more people than there were in my graduating class
    Hallucinogens on other planets
    Bury everyone I ever loved
    Deep sea hallucinogens
    Bury my evil sister, drop acid prior to the eulogy and speak the Truth
    The Bible

    Items I'm saving for my deathbed:
    All the opiates
    PCP
    High-dose datura
    The Iliad
    More LSD
    Cross all the aethyrs against the advice of medical staff and the rules of the hospital
    Acknowledge my fatherhood briefly
    Psychedelic holocaust
    Reject a pardon from my creator and choose to be forsaken
    Transfer my consciousness to an artificial vessel and destroy my organic body
    Live forever in the cloud simulating impossible things
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  9. 2019-03-13 at 3:33 AM UTC in Question for females regarding sexual harrassment..
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Not a woman, I just hate when large groups of them accost me in the street and try to seize my genitals to get themselves pregnant. Like, I'm just trying to buy a bottle of wine so I can have a nice evening by myself, but these bitches think they're entitled to my penis just because of its exceptional features and the implication that I possess superior genetic material. To say that this is exhausting is insufficient; I might even say that it's very exhausting. I often think about drawing a line and getting a concealed firearm. I would prefer to avoid that kind of situation, but I don't know what else to do. Women, am I right?
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  10. 2019-03-13 at 6:12 AM UTC in what kind of underwear do u where
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Not sure, but generally they have many holes and wearing elastic. I tend to buy clothes and then forget about them for years. I’ve been arrested several times for public nudity, and I’m frankly surprised that the sentences haven’t been cumulative. I think that this is because lawmakers and prosecutors identify me as a nudist in belief, and that is their principal mistake. My underwear are worn because I rent them to the homeless. I like them to stink terribly on the rare occasion I put them on.
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  11. 2019-03-13 at 3:40 AM UTC in Question for females regarding sexual harrassment..
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    It doesn't matter if you think you can win, it doesn't even matter if they know you at all: hire me as your attorney and I'll tell them they're guilty until they settle, and I won't rest until you're paid, no taxes either. It'll look something like this; I'll send a copy to their parents, the dean, and the school district's administration:

    Greetings,

    I will be representing mmQ in legal proceedings should you decide to continue sending him kiss-o-grams. We are open to a settlement that compensates him for the emotional distress your actions have caused. If you persist, you will likely never have income again. Please govern yourself accordingly.

    Love,

    Rev. Zanick, MD, JD
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  12. 2019-03-09 at 9:18 AM UTC in What's your issue right now?
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'm coming out of a nasty depressive episode, and I have a lengthy backlog of obligations to address: correspondence with friends, academic coursework, planning for the wedding I'm supposedly going to officiate, and making time to catch up on my hobbies. My psychiatrist is trying to make me take her antipsychotics, and I keep telling her to fuck off, but she keeps sending the police to check up on me and I keep turning off the lights and pretending I'm not home. The neighbor's cat has an attitude about my drinking, and my raccoon roommate insists that he isn't really a marsupial. I'm at my wit's end; this could get bloody.
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  13. 2019-03-09 at 7:13 PM UTC in I wrote a song about Lanny
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    No idea why I didn’t enter this thread days ago, it’s platinum material. Please keep doing this.
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  14. 2019-03-09 at 9:21 AM UTC in So I end up at this shady ass motel room where my ex roommate/FWB is now staying at
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Dude, for you, I'd make it an entire event.

    I'd book a fancy Vancouver hotel room, and get a friend up in the upper-uppper-class district of North/West Vancouver to loan me their house, and we would party like it's 2019.

    There will be a BDSM sex dungeon, a DMT trip room, and a fucking Wonkavator that we can take to go wherever the fuck we want.

    And when we post pics on NiS, people will transmute into pure gelatin at the very sight.

    Cuz they jelly.

    I am very poor but right now I am drunk enough that I'm looking up ticket prices. If I come into some money, you'll be the first to know.
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  15. 2019-03-09 at 9:29 AM UTC in Gadzooks fancies himself as some drug-running, underworld lothario...
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'm really not a diagnostician, but if you insist.

    I think you're deprived of sex, and it's destroying you. If you don't fuck a lot more, you will be a disgusting creature that nobody recognizes just a few weeks from now. Take the amount you're having, multiply it by a thousand, and that is the acceptable amount. Men, women, children, animals, objects. Political assassinations are empowering, but you should bet on it being yoru last hurrah. You also haven't gotten over your birth. It never happened. You need to forget that you never were so that nothing will make no sense and we can all not get by without your lack of perspective.
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  16. 2019-03-09 at 9:20 AM UTC in Gadzooks fancies himself as some drug-running, underworld lothario...
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You're just jealous your life is unexciting. It's possible to have envy and also maintain an honest perspective. Please audit your being and post the results.
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  17. 2019-03-09 at 9 AM UTC in So I end up at this shady ass motel room where my ex roommate/FWB is now staying at
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'm alone finishing a botle of wine watching Game of Thrones for the millionth time. Your lifestyle is very appealing to me. Eventually, I am going to come and take it. Enjoy your dark cell while I smoke your crack, snort your K, and party with your women.
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  18. 2019-03-09 at 6:49 AM UTC in SO. FUCKING. HIGH.
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    As your nigga, I support your drug use unconditionally, but please know that I Google your name regularly and if I find out your heart stopped I will personally fly to Vancouver and make your Frankenstein resurrection a medical miracle.
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  19. 2019-03-08 at 9:27 PM UTC in What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    In my kingdom, there will be as many genders as there are genitals and nobody will be fit to conceive.
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  20. 2019-03-08 at 8:49 PM UTC in Closings and salutations
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Hi [Recipient],

    Please post how you structure your emails. Above is my typical opener, which I like to be straightforward and informal so the reader can get to the point.

    If I feel warmly toward them, I will end with, "Best Wishes" rather than simply "Best." If I am addressing a group, I will often just sign and omit the salutation.

    
Best,

    Rev. Zanick, MD, JD
    [Title, Office]
    [Phone #]

    I compensate for my small penis with my iPhone. For any iTypos, iApologize.
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