To be fair, that one wasn't me. Most of them weren't; I haplessly ignited a revolution. Regardless, you should feel blessed to have received my gorgeous picture at all.
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pedophelia is a virus whose chirality has perfect balance. when one pedophile dies, his condition transfers to a normal person. the best thing to do with a virus like this is to leave it alone, and hope that the other viruses develop a similar ethic. pedophelia can lead society to better health if we dissociate the trauma of the subject.
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When §m£ÂgØL was still alive he told me about the time he happened across a slender woman in a river washing blood out of linens singing a sad melody that carried on the wind like soft moans trickling from an overflowing well and when he crept up behind to behold her beauty she whipped around and grabbed him by the hair and told him he was hitchhiking to his doom. I'm not saying it was a spiritual experience but it's basically what happened.
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Then she kissed him good and hard, and he realized the river was pure LSD even as it crystallized on his lips and her face morphed into a giant eyeball and each time it blinked an act of his life passed through the door out of possibility and into being. He stumbled through the reeds of the acid river, helped along by the banshee until he collapsed by the roadside where she soon abandoned him, having done her part. Naked and unconscious I found him there, and I bore him in my Jeep until I reached the panhandle and dumped him over the border. He awoke in Florida, handsome as ever but with no memory of what had taken place on his journey, and he began a new adventure that he would later document in the work we are familiar with.
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Originally posted by aldra
I didn't make it all the way through, was it all Wario complaining about getting beat up by drunk teenagers?
nah. he got shoved by some jerk, but that's as messy as it got. he really let us down, this time. the rest is about facing rejection by teenage girls. he eventually connects with an anorexic, who pretends not to speak either language used in his advances.
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