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2019-07-09 at 11:27 PM UTC in If gayness was completely removed, would you actually mind sucking dick?Gayness isn’t inherent to the act of sucking dick, that’s just how erogenous zones have been polemicized by the sexual elite for centuries until we believed it, and as a consequence, we are already living in their alternate reality. The whole economy of pleasure has never been so concentrated into the hands of a horny few, and their influence can be felt from cradles to backseats to prison cells to chatrooms. There are microtransactions attached to your choices in masturbation, and those choices are not coincidences or even truly biological in origin. We go through life on a prescribed pleasure program with our eyes shut and our hands and mouths between our legs, so that the epic story of mankind is best expressed as a carousel of rape. Sex, power, cash, miscegenation, taboo violation, policies of breeding experimentation, empires arising out of a mutual desire to transmute electrical signals into orgasm, anonymous nudity oriented worshipfully around a golden virtual body; this is the timeline the strong have introduced, into which we have invested every seed we’ve ever blown, and it is inarguably the best way to go about the strange business of sexuality so far as we know. Can you begin to imagine fags having a proportional stake in all that action?
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2019-07-09 at 11:48 PM UTC in How to get rid of a fat ugly girl I don't want to dateA lot of shitty people above this post have advocated poor solutions that will ultimately cost you spiritually. I’m telling you this: she has appeared to you now because you have been deemed ready, and you have a job to do. The messy work of rehabilitating this unfortunate girl is yours and yours alone. You need to make her taller, thinner, whiter, and richer. Exploit her self-esteem struggles to fuel her hatred for her body. Put her on a diet for caged reptiles until she believes she’s happier. Get her on a talk show that handles radical cosmetic transformations and tell the world that you can help it change, just like you did for this woman. You’ll thank me in a few weeks, when you have to walk a mile through your palace just to visit her.
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2019-07-10 at 12:23 AM UTC in what u having for supper?An array of inorganic colors and noises
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2019-07-09 at 11:33 PM UTC in Texas teens lick ice cream and put it back in store freezerGreat idea, I’ve been licking the ice cream in my freezer my whole life to do my part in eliminating it from the Earth, but I never considered taking this struggle to the source of all dairy: the store. Maybe it's true that our youth dreams of tomorrow in their sleep and maybe I can do my part to help make it a reality. I might say that I'm inspired right now.
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2019-02-23 at 7:43 AM UTC in Epstein gets 13 Months for Sex TraffickingSometimes I have to give up my obsolete pedophiles to venerable arguments and public dismay so that my larger operation will remain even more discreet. Epstein hasn't gained me any ground on the young female body in a decade, but it was nonetheless a hard decision to excommunicate him from the herd. Sorry if this presents complications, I'm just being a careful businessman. Please PM me with Venmo donations.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-18 at 5:45 AM UTC in Why are there so many damn "gay" people these days?Very likely due to an increase in discourse on the subject on the internet. In that sense, you’ve already done your part in service to the gay agenda as a double-agent in a massive project of queer mitosis.
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2019-03-23 at 4:58 AM UTC in Unban GGGI like him and don't think he did anything wrong, but I'm glad he's banned and I hope he has legal trouble as a result.
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2019-02-23 at 7:08 AM UTC in share one shitty quality about yourselfThere are billions of women in the world, but I only have one penis and two testicles. So, if we're being reasonable about my travel prospects, most of these women will never have a purpose. It's a terrible shame for me to admit this, and I think it indicates poor planning on the part of a hypothetical creator. I've tried fixing it with modifications, but I can still only pleasure one person at a time. If I didn't believe the internet would provide a reproductive networking solution in my lifetime, I'd kill myself immediately.
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2018-11-03 at 7:07 AM UTC in Am I right in guessing that this is where a lot of you feel most yourselves?As stated.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-21 at 8:24 PM UTC in Anyone ever done a clinical study?Never as a participant, but I’ve conducted several. People like me delight in experimenting on people like you, OP.
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2019-05-10 at 3:45 PM UTC in How many times have you been arrested?Once, charged, expunged.
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2019-05-07 at 11:14 PM UTC in Official GoT ThreadI sexually identify as Robb Stark but in reality, I'm more of a Theon.
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2019-05-07 at 3:58 AM UTC in Do you know literally anyone with a healthy relationship with their father?My father is practically my best friend, and I consider myself very lucky.
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2019-05-07 at 5:38 AM UTC in Poetry you've enjoyed
Originally posted by Charles Bukowski something's knocking at the door
a great white light dawns across the
continent
as we fawn over our failed traditions
often kill to preserve them
or sometimes kill just to kill
it doesn't seem to matter: the answers dangle just
out of reach,
out of hand, out of mind.
the leaders of the past were insufficient,
the leaders of the present are unprepared.
we curl up tightly in our beds at night and wait.
it is a waiting without hope, more like
a prayer for unmerited grace
it all looks more and more like the same old
movie.
the actors are different but the plot's the same:
senseless
we should have known, watching our fathers.
we should have known, watching our mothers.
they did not know, they too were not prepared to
teach.
we were too naive to ignore their
counsel
and now we have embraced their
ignorance as our
own.
we are them, multiplied.
we are their unpaid debts.
we are bankrupt
in money and
in spirit.
there are a few exceptions, of course,
but these teeter on the
edge
and will
at any moment
tumble down to join the rest
of us,
the raving, the battered, the blind and the sadly
corrupt.
a great white light dawns across the
continent,
the flowers open blindly in the stinking wind,
as grotesque and ultimately
unlivable
our 21st century
struggles to be
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2019-05-07 at 5:16 AM UTC in Stopping my.put of control drinking (day -2)I've gone to bed sober every night since my first post here, which I didn't think was possible. I'm pleased with the clarity.
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2019-05-06 at 7:34 PM UTC in Got into a fightYou look terrible. I wish they hadn't stopped.
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2019-05-06 at 5:46 AM UTC in Google the following: "niggas in space {YOUR_USERNAME}"Aside from my profile and the one for Zanick #2, the highest result from here is Zanick’s ‘evil sister’ here, AMA.
All my devoted Karen poetry, all the Zanick-tier surveys, and yet my most famous thread was authored by my evil sister. What a slap in the face.
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2019-05-06 at 4:51 AM UTC in Karen, I never see you anymoreThere will always be pretenders who use the letters that make her name, but they can never usurp the infinite love that composes her being. There will only ever be one Karen, and she hasn't posted here in ages.
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2019-05-01 at 8 AM UTC in You go to Heaven..Thanks for saving me the trouble. Please help yourself to any of my virgins.
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2019-04-26 at 5:22 AM UTC in Gadzooks vs RCMP... FALSIFIED POLICE REPORT just came in the mail (from request under Access of Information act)... GTFIH!I don't believe the warning was about his consumption, rather his passionate response to what he had just witnessed. I don't think police should beat the fuck out of drunk people, and I hope gadzooks gets a fat settlement out of this.
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