2019-01-11 at 6:48 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
My brother took some drugs he bought on the internet using bitcoin and had a break with reality, now he is under heavy sedation in a psych ward.
His computer password was his cat's name, just like the password he uses for this website, which I found in his 'Favorites'.
You all seem to mean a lot to him, he's mentioned several of you in his journal.
Ask me anything you want to know.
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2019-01-11 at 6:48 AM UTC
What's his kitty bittys name?
2019-01-11 at 6:50 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I'm not giving you his passwords. You could find my personal information using his.
2019-01-11 at 6:52 AM UTC
Fine. I didn't fucking wanting it anyway I was just testing you. He doesn't even have a cat.
So. When's the first time you touched you brother red flag fashion? Tell me all of the details of the first time.
2019-01-11 at 6:57 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
He does have a cat, he just doesn't talk about her here.
I am a lawyer, you cannot seriously expect me to admit to what he delusionally alleges even if we suppose it is true.
2019-01-11 at 7:08 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I wouldn't say that my job is to be dishonest, no. Honesty is the whole reason I'm here. Ask me something real.
2019-01-11 at 7:29 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Holy shit, I could tell you were different tonight.
The thing is, I know you're clever enough that you of all people could pull of pretending to be someone else, so I have to embrace this revelation with a bit of skepticism.
2019-01-11 at 7:39 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
My brother is clever. I don't think he realizes it, or at least he apparently doesn't hear it enough from me. Probably because it gets him in trouble, like tonight.
I'm sure that tricking strangers on the internet is something that he would do. You either want to know more or you don't, but if you do you'll have to suspend disbelief.
I'm not showing you my breasts. I have a career to think about.
2019-01-11 at 7:49 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
A lot of female lawyers strip to make their way through college.
It might be fun - for you, and for the rest of us.
Everybody wins.
2019-01-11 at 7:50 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Also, what kind of law do you practice? Corporate? Criminal defense? Litigation??
2019-01-11 at 7:57 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
No nudes. I work for a firm that mostly deals with full-service corporate litigation. My role is to help clients get creative with company policy but also stay within the terms of employment contracts. That's all you need to know.
2019-01-11 at 8:08 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Full-service meaning we have departments that cater to a client at every level of their organization. I don't think what I do is wrong or right, I just help executives do what they really want without getting in trouble. I'm good at it, and I wouldn't be working for them if I didn't think I could make partner.
I'm in my early 30's. Zanick is in his mid-20's. I've been jaded since I was 5.
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2019-01-11 at 8:11 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Okay, well what kinds of things are they getting away with?
I'm sure someone with your education and experience can figure out a way to answer that with analogous hypotheticals that will still honor the "AMA" spirit of the thread.
I wouldn't want you to break client-attorney confidentiality, after all. That would be unethical.
2019-01-11 at 8:19 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
They're getting away with being a successful corporation. It's really simple, they tell me they want to screw somebody and I figure out how they can do it without breaking any laws. Policy and strategy are my strengths. I can't give details about the clients. Why do you care?
2019-01-11 at 8:34 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I might be brought into an agency after they've committed, say, a massive HIPAA violation, to see them through a restructure with special attention for regulatory compliance, and I also defend executives. As I said, full-service. After I'm done, they look like they've changed.
