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2018-04-08 at 7:43 AM UTC in ITT: Lanny apologizes to -SpectraL for years of administrative abuse
Originally posted by lempoid loompus its not being impressed. im stating that if your sister was my sister, she would be in the emergency room. i know its hard for you to comprehend how much of a pussy you really are, that you let a woman be your abuser, but trust me, you got abused because you are a victim, and victims deserve it
What little brother doesn't put his sister in the emergency room sometimes? Do you think that's a special accomplishment? You really don't know anything. -
2018-04-08 at 7:42 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by lempoid loompus is every insight you have into people's personalities something taken from the DSM? i might have thought like that when i was 14, but for you it's more a symptom of concrete thinking/retardation. like you have to put everyone into some category you've read about in the torah that doesn't actually exist except in candyland. your reality is based on putting people into groups like zombies, mutants, aliens, etc. it's like an overgrown 5th graders classifications of people. also im attacking §m£ÂgØL because he is a fucking loser, and he should either kill himself or be euthanized. his horrible genetics are a bane on humanity
Wow, you couldn't be more misinformed. If I were a moron, I'd be inclined to supply you with an explanation. I'd rather you waste your time sticking me, like a voodoo doll that doesn't work. That's all you ever get to do, and it's all you deserve. -
2018-04-08 at 7:35 AM UTC in ITT: Lanny apologizes to -SpectraL for years of administrative abuse
Originally posted by lempoid loompus if i had a sister like that i would have thrown heavy objects at her head like i have with my parents. you're just a pushover a cuck and a pussy. stop trying to play doctor to rationalize your hurt feelios
So I should be impressed that you throw things at your parents? If I were them, I'd have hit you.
You're an only child, aren't you? Have you ever actually had to compete with someone for real? -
2018-04-08 at 7:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by lempoid loompus you are a waste of oxygen, water, and sunlight. you have no redeeming qualities and should commit suicide, it will greatly improve the lives of everyone around you. you're too busy pretending to have a girlfriend, to make it seem like hitchhiking cross country to fuck an autistic woman in your mid twenties wasn't your only escape from being a permanent incel
Do you actually think this spastic assault works on people? Nobody is going to read that and take you seriously. Go back to conduct disorder school, nigga. -
2018-04-08 at 7:30 AM UTC in ITT: Lanny apologizes to -SpectraL for years of administrative abuse
Originally posted by lempoid loompus narcissists are weak, their ego is their trigger. i'd make her feel worthless
Taking the offensive isn't enough. She would eviscerate you, I'm not even kidding. I don't think you have any experience in disarming real narcissists, especially one with antisocial traits. -
2018-04-08 at 7:27 AM UTC in We need to institute a user hierarchyDon't be sad, Enter. You have rejecting whores to look forward to. Sploo doesn't care about anything. He could just as well not even exist.
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2018-04-08 at 7:24 AM UTC in ITT: Lanny apologizes to -SpectraL for years of administrative abuse
Originally posted by lempoid loompus your sister and i would torture you together while having sex on top of your broken limps and bound body
Lol, my sister would whip you into eternal servitude if you wandered to anywhere within a mile of her. She's actually very successful and experienced, both professionally and as a predator, whereas you're a college student without a victim tally. She's destroyed people's lives methodically and you're pulling B's in a liberal arts degree, it's just different worlds, man. She's ten times the cluster B you'll ever be. -
2018-04-08 at 7:16 AM UTC in What could really be so important in Vizier's life that he doesn't have time for us?I'm personally offended by his absence, and I'm sure many of you are as well. His arrogant Hispanic attitude has got to stop.
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2018-04-08 at 7:12 AM UTC in We need to institute a user hierarchy
Originally posted by Enter Yeah maybe. The next comic mainly stars me, §m£ÂgØL, and Falcon though. Then the next one (which I've already started as well) is all about Lanny and Malice. But the third one is all up in the air.
So you're really jumping back into comic production, huh? This place is starting to feel more like home. -
2018-04-08 at 7:10 AM UTC in ITT: Lanny apologizes to -SpectraL for years of administrative abuse-SpectraL, Lanny claims that he made no such commitment. I realize you must have strong feelings about his denying what you've just said. I'd like you to reach deep down and express what you're feeling, but I want you to try to articulate it as an "I" statement.
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2018-04-08 at 7:07 AM UTC in We need to institute a user hierarchy
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2018-04-08 at 7:04 AM UTC in I used to send notes to myself in the future, but now I need my help...When I was little, I would write notes addressed to 'future me' telling him about my thoughts and wishes for the future so that he might remember to actualize them. I would seal them in a business envelope and print my address, accompanied by an instruction for the postman in red marker: "DELIVER IN 7 YEARS" so that it could get to me at a strategic moment, perhaps as I'm about to make a critical decision which might benefit from the moral perspective of a more primordial self. I had a very serious attitude about this ritual, but my parents thought it was adorable and hilarious. They didn't even bother to tell me that stamps were required. I stopped writing these letters when I turned 13.
I got the first letter when I was 11. I had written it when I was four. It said, "Hi Zanick, be nice to everybody. You have to be the President one day, and being nice is your job." I thought it was my parent's sick attempt to humiliate me for their amusement, and I killed the family pet in retaliation.
The second letter came two years later. This one was different, with the foundations of social maturity coming into the foreground of my past intellectual development, "Zanick, I hope you're still playing baseball. When we grow up, you'll play for the Cubs. You'll be a Senator, and you'll be married to Abby from next door." Abby moved the Summer after I wrote that letter. I don't believe in Senators. I quit little league after reading that letter. I thought it was really weird that my parents wanted me to keep doing something that I liked. They got divorced, so they deserve an unruly child.
More letters came over the years. I won't go over them all now. My priorities were very typical, so I'm sure you can imagine what trivial things I might've written. I arrived at the conclusion that my parents had managed to come to an arrangement with a very fucking stupid postal office worker whose job is to make little queers' wishes come true through a risky exploitation of our tax dollars. I came to accept that the letters were from a younger me, but I still thought of them as ultimately useless and embarrassing.
The letter I never expected arrived in my first year of college. It was delivered to my dorm. Under the door. There was no return address, but the handwriting was mine. I hadn't set up address forwarding with the post office, so I didn't know how it found me. I only asked, "How is our sister doing?" followed by instructions to send the response to a PO box and label to deliver it seven years ago. Figuring it was an elaborate prank from my roommate, I simply wrote on a piece of paper, "Sister is good. I killed her, cut off her face and started wearing it and imitating her voice wherever I went. People love it." I addressed it to the PO box and brought it personally to the post office. I thought it was funny, now that my disgusting parents weren't behind it. I had no reason to suspect that this could cause me trouble later on, and I didn't get another letter until a few months ago.
The handwriting was mine. No return address. "DELIVER IN 7 YEARS" was stamped on the front. My reply had been taken as a command, in both poetic abstraction and in the most literal, visceral sense possible. There were photos included: a ghastly slideshow of my evil sister, decapitated and sewn back up, limbs reversed and showing signs of deterioration around the stitchings, along with a final Polaroid of me wearing her face. Frightened, I called my sister immediately. She answered, so I quickly called her a faggot and hung up. This was just an unbelievable Photoshop job. I typed in large font, "What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't contact me again or I'll call the police" and I printed that message, and then I sent it to the same PO box.
Six weeks ago, another letter came. This time, I was mocking me for having failed to dispatch of my horrible sister, that I'd killed her in another life and supplanted her role in the family. I'd graduated high school early and gotten into a good pre-law program on a scholarship and scored a crucial internship at a Chicago firm. I became the lawyer she'd always dreamed of being herself; I took her life and I lived it exactly how she would have, and every day it gets me off like no drug in the world. I get to be superior, just like her; entitled and proud and presiding as queen amidst the chaos. I was shallow, derisive, and venomous. All the things that tormented me in my youth, I had appropriated to create my own permanent, enlightened narcissism.
Every day since I've received a minimum of three letters from me, seven years ago. All of them ridicule my weakness, my diligence and diplomacy. All of them promise my destruction, and I assure me that there is a way to breach the thin barrier between my selves and that there would be no stopping me. I include pictures of buildings in our town being demolished, which I can simultaneously visit because they're still there for me, and I think he means them to serve as proof that we, in fact, occupy two different worlds. Sometimes the envelopes have hair and fingernails in them. More recently, he's been predicting shootings in the city to demonstrate his growing awareness of our side. I live in two universes, and I from one am trying to kill me in the other.
I've written a series of letters asking for help and advice, but this time with the instruction, "DELIVER IN 7 YEARS". I await a reply. -
2018-04-08 at 5:56 AM UTC in Did you play sports growing up?
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2018-04-08 at 5:32 AM UTC in Did you play sports growing up?Tennis seems like a sport I could enjoy when I finally have the time to pursue actual leisure on top of my leisurely use of drugs.
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2018-04-08 at 5:31 AM UTC in My gf is making me beef stroganoff tonight
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2018-04-08 at 5:30 AM UTC in How will we establish communication with extraterrestrials?I don't think we can reasonably assume a shared capacity for speech or understanding behaviors like pointing to identify an object or the universality of Aristotelian logic. It's entirely possible that they're intelligent but don't acknowledge themselves as subjects. How do you speak to an organism that can speak but doesn't know it's an organism? I guess you'd have to ask an ant. What if they lack culture or hierarchy? How will we make them aware of our complex existence if they have no conception of government, or tradition?
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2018-04-08 at 5:19 AM UTC in What’s the most money you’ve handled in cash at one time?
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2018-04-08 at 5:17 AM UTC in FUTURE TOTSEMillenia have gone by, and somehow, a mirror to this site is preserved after all our users are long dead. What will future civilizations make of us?
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2018-04-08 at 5:15 AM UTC in If your country had to go to war with one other country, and you were in charge of that war, which country would you choose and how would you attack?I would run for President in 2028. I will be old enough and, based on my novice calculations, it will be a good year to run as a Democrat. I will then mobilize hundreds of thousands of troops in the Northeast across the Canadian border, rolling over the snow and the maples to seize the cities of Toronto and Montreal. I would execute all of the civilians (minus the baseball teams) and raze their buildings to the ground. Then I would construct a tunnel using US infrastructure funding that leads all the way from Mexico to Quebec, allowing the Hispanics to safely colonize their new territory.
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2018-04-08 at 5:10 AM UTC in Did you play sports growing up?Yeah, me too nigga. I don't play any sports now.
