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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina witnessing your pet dog eating your pet cat alive is the most cringeable and yet satisfying experience in life, second only to discovering your dad's homemade porn of him fucking the shit out of your ass (both figuratively and literally) when you were 6.

    My dad's dog ate his cat and then my dad accidentally ran over the dog with his car. He never got another pet.
  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Okay I'm getting somewhere. I just remembered there's cat hairs all over my Vans though.

  3. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I don't even know what I feel like wearing now.
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk what to pack and the panic is building
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    She'll be heartbroken I'm gone.

  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I haven't been anywhere since November dunno why I have no excitement for vacations
  7. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I haven't even planned anything I want to do on the trip. Idk what's wrong with me.
  8. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I could just pack all the goth dresses but my mood swings.
  9. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Panicking because I still don't know what outfits to pack.
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm spacing out a bit, I need to microneedle my face right now if I want to be able to wear makeup tomorrow. I want to spend time with my cat, or maybe go for a walk. I feel full of dread like I'll be mugged or something.
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Watching Uitsmijters to see what girls wear on nights out in NL and it's all jeans and sneakers. I don't want to dress that ugly but I don't want to stand out either being the only one with platforms on.
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I kind of want to watch corpse bride because I haven't seen it in a year but I've already watched it like 300 times.
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    So I took my research chemicals and finally showered for the first time in four days, washed my clothes, made a to-do list now I'm having a smoothie and a smoke before I microneedle my face.
  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I didn't do anything yesterday because I was sick so I have to rush today to sort everything for the trip. I'm still going to go because it could be something in my environment making me sick, like my cat.
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Feel unwell and don't know what it is, more fatigue than usual and something with my head, it's not just brain fog, I feel too warm.
  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    June 09, 2024

    While you may feel a bit weighed down early today, dear Virgo, consider that any apparent slowdown occurring now is an opportunity for growth that requires patience. These obligations that may feel burdensome are actually stepping stones for your personal development. As the day progresses, you may come across new information that could give you an advantage. There might be a surge of motivation stirring within you, pushing you to pursue your goals more passionately. Today, Mars begins moving in harmony with your sign, infusing you with bravery and courage. You're ready to take action and especially eager until July 20th. This transit releases inhibitions, making it easier for you to compete, whether it's in games and sports or business. During this empowering cycle, it is natural for you to assert your desires and pursue your goals directly and spontaneously.
  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Annoyed because I remembered why eyelash extensions suck. I sleep on my face and when I cry they fall out so they end up being uneven and look fucked up.
  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    If I had a baby with my dad.

  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Most of the photos were black and white so the eye colour can't be accurate.
  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    You have to pick two female and two male photos. For the male I chose pics of my dad because we're spitting image and for female I used pics of me and my ex gf. So this is how it could look if we had a baby. It's put me off having kids tbh.


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