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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Still watching Blue Lights. They got the crackhead corner I used to go to on it.
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    woke up at 3 am staid up till 6 am, slept till noon, fucked off on tik tok all afternoon, giving my phone a break cuz its hot as fuk now I gotta stay up till 11 so i'll sleep all night and be ready to hit it hard in the mornin on the new job
  3. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    With this post I hit my first front page flush
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    So I took my research chemicals and finally showered for the first time in four days, washed my clothes, made a to-do list now I'm having a smoothie and a smoke before I microneedle my face.
  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I kind of want to watch corpse bride because I haven't seen it in a year but I've already watched it like 300 times.
  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Watching Uitsmijters to see what girls wear on nights out in NL and it's all jeans and sneakers. I don't want to dress that ugly but I don't want to stand out either being the only one with platforms on.
  7. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm spacing out a bit, I need to microneedle my face right now if I want to be able to wear makeup tomorrow. I want to spend time with my cat, or maybe go for a walk. I feel full of dread like I'll be mugged or something.
  8. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Panicking because I still don't know what outfits to pack.
  9. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I could just pack all the goth dresses but my mood swings.
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I haven't even planned anything I want to do on the trip. Idk what's wrong with me.
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I haven't been anywhere since November dunno why I have no excitement for vacations
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    She'll be heartbroken I'm gone.

  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk what to pack and the panic is building
  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I don't even know what I feel like wearing now.
  15. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Kafka I took my math exam on Friday, the final, and I think I'm gonna find out today how I did. DO you think I did well?
  16. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag She'll be heartbroken I'm gone.

    The cats probably enjoying a bit of peace.
  17. Originally posted by trippymindfuk I want to get a cat but I guarantee my dog would eat it. I've had a lot of dogs that used to get fucked up by my cats as a kid but this dog is something else. I love her to death though and she's very protective of me and my family.

    witnessing your pet dog eating your pet cat alive is the most cringeable and yet satisfying experience in life, second only to discovering your dad's homemade porn of him fucking the shit out of your ass (both figuratively and literally) when you were 6.
  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Okay I'm getting somewhere. I just remembered there's cat hairs all over my Vans though.

  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina witnessing your pet dog eating your pet cat alive is the most cringeable and yet satisfying experience in life, second only to discovering your dad's homemade porn of him fucking the shit out of your ass (both figuratively and literally) when you were 6.

    My dad's dog ate his cat and then my dad accidentally ran over the dog with his car. He never got another pet.
  20. Originally posted by Dirtbag My dad's dog ate his cat and then my dad accidentally ran over the dog with his car. He never got another pet.

    did he insert his glans into your uterus tho.
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