Moving to a nonspecific midsize city and living in the downtown area and being a night bar and club owl and hang out and make friends and kill myself with opiates and die alone in my flat.
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WellHung is probably the worst pool patron, he probably shits and pisses in the pool everywhere because he won't have to return to it soon.
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Originally posted by WellHung
excited to eat breakfast at a random motel, and go swimming in a random pool.
That's sad and pathetic
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2022-05-29 at 7:56 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
can I hit it
Pick it, pack it
Fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the dong
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
I wanna shit myself in the shower
Mission accomplished
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2022-05-27 at 8:59 PM UTC
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I wanna shit myself in the shower
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Originally posted by POLECAT
Quail news, second hatching in process , 112 eggs and day 15 we have 25 hatched already more on the way.
so now we went from 19 to 69 to 99 by the end of day 20 we should have 80 new baby's 50 old baby's and 19 adults, just got news on tic tok that feed stores are running low on chicken feed and dog feed, I gotta buy 2 tons of quail food ASAP and 500 lbs of dog food. fuck thats 2500 bucks,, I better eat a few quail to see if I really want to raise them for food.
Level 99 Quail Champ
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2022-05-29 at 4:49 PM UTC
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My Memoirs
Originally posted by Kafka
Disappearing. We went for a walk by the lake for the first time in 2017. Skip back to the first time we met… She had these weeb circle lenses on to reduce the pain of eye contact. I had on these quirky eyeball sunglasses, could only see out of small dots, because less eye contact. We hugged briefly then walked to the green to smoke weed, I was shaking and said I thought she was anxious, she laughed because I was the one shaking. There she said that no one gave a fuck in that city. I don’t remember leaving the hotel room again with her, only that one time to walk by the lake right outside, we sat on this bench, I keep going back to it. It’s my hiding place. It’s 2022 and I’m only writing about this, thinking about this now. Why? Because it’s been crazy, not since then, but since 2016. It’s the biggest trauma that’s happened to me. That weekend we first met irl, I was already anorexic, we both were. She looked glum and said I was so skinny and pretty. The latter surprised me and I glanced in the mirror. I was 8.3 stone, underweight and she said she’d want to lose more weight if she were me. She was so pretty and I wanted to take a photo of her, she hid behind a pillow insecure but I got one. Sadly it never developed, the room was too dark. When we walked around the lake I was wearing a blue 40s style Japanese dress, red tights and black heeled ankle boots. I knew she was 5’10 and didn’t want to feel short. She wore black leggings and a raincoat. All we ate over the weekend was fruit and I made a face mask out of it as an excuse to touch her face, her nose was so perfect. This was the first time I did coke, I don’t think she really wanted me to take it but she was an addict and I had money for it so I guess that mattered more to her. So I was high on it, weed and alcohol and my throat started to swell, I had to stay still to try and calm my heart down and process the feelings. She was holding me so I felt safe and warm and loved and like I was about to die, it felt great. Other things seem too intimate to tell. She got us matching chokers and gave me a dress, I gave her my CRIME PAY$ sweatshirt and quirky sunglasses, I have another pair of them. When I went home I took all my valium. It was probably just the comedown. That summer she’d teach me Romanian over Skype while we were both drinking, I’d take Diazepam with Echo Falls. We drank everyday.
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Your writing is pretty bad in terms of coherence and structure, it's impossible to stay engaged when you don't even know why you're talking about.
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Who are you, John N. Zimes?
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Why, because of the enzymes?
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Take a hot diarrhea shit in Kafka's pussy
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Command me to be Well.
Fuck you
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
i haven't paid my taxes in 20 years
I haven't raped your mom in 20 seconds
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2022-05-28 at 7:16 PM UTC
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My Memoirs
Hey DontTellEm, I would fill your ear canals with cum
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2022-05-28 at 7:13 PM UTC
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red flag
Shitting all over Kafka's feet
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2022-05-28 at 12:39 PM UTC
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red flag
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My nigga, those unreads 😂😂😂
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55ing with your mom
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian
lmao i get it now
55ing for the first time eh?
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Ghost guns.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Wrong, you can fire a bullet with compressed air…gunpowder as a propellant isn't required…the bullet is.
Faggy attempt at a goalpost shift: we were never discussing gunpowder.
Compressed air is just propellant, hence validating Vinny's original contention:
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
no lol.
the propellent is the main part of an ammo without which all your lead and what not are just paperweights.
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2022-05-25 at 1:54 PM UTC
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Candy is the only one who appreciates a Wednesday like me 🥰
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