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Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. Don't spend it.
  2. The truth is that at at he end of the day, John Corpse (widely credited as the inventor of corpses) never learnt how to manufacture a single corpse in his life. He inherited the mortuary facilities that would eventually become his corpse workshops from his father, whose decades of involvement in the human remains industry had resulted in his business accumulating the finest corpsemen on the whole Eastern seaboard.

    So it was that the John Corpse ended up in just the right place and the right time for his company to invent corpses, and for him to take credit for the work of countless artisans, craftsmen and scientists responsible in creating the technology upon which he so gleefully places his family name. Another tragedy of capitalism and the impact of generational wealth upon history.
  3. Originally posted by mmQ No

    It's this symbol:



    Also in the link is a cartoon wherein a man has sex with a woman to interrogate her for information.

    She is such a slut that she capitulates so that he may finish sexing her such that she may achieve orgasm.
  4. Screwing my dick into a coaxial outlet
  5. Originally posted by mmQ A serial killer in his early 20s who drives around the country going to different college parties and then at some point he offers some other dude money to "bang his girl" and they drunkenly accept and then he takes the girl to a lair or motel room or the scraggly woods and shoots them in the head with a loud bang and then just continues doing that forever.

    Ever heard of an interrobang?

    https://spankbang.com/2wu7z/video/lingerie+office+eps+3+hentai
  6. Originally posted by Grylls Prove it

    Who are you, Humphrey Yogart (inventor of yoghurt)?
  7. Originally posted by mmQ Hi I'm Gaybee nice to beet you, I mean meet you. I find you very intereSTING. <3

    Who are you, John D'hycese (inventor of the high seas)?
  8. Originally posted by mmQ Karma is fake and gag

    Ballgay
  9. Originally posted by Grylls Eating Icelandic yoghurt, did you know it actually originated in Iceland

    I never really thought about it 🤷🏽‍♂️

    That's not true, it was first invented in Fireland
  10. Originally posted by POLECAT just took a lunch nap bout to go back to work,, FYI work sucks, I'm way out of shape and my wrists are killing me from scraping paint.

    I may take up bush hogging for the area I live in ,, the old guy that has many bush hoggin jobs is retiring from doing it cuz he is going blind

    Ur a real bush hog huh
  11. Originally posted by Sophie Sometimes i wonder why i even bother with occasionally being nice or compassionate with you.

    Because niceness and compassion are not transactional, if you can pick and choose who to be compassionate or nice to then you're really neither of those things.

    Tbh I really didn't read it but only because my head is hurting too much
  12. Originally posted by troon head on a train line?

    Too much buildup
  13. Originally posted by Sophie Next time you get a headache make sure you have some diazepam at hand to see if it helps at all with the onset, duration and intensity of the pain. Stress can cause your muscles to tighten and if the wrong muscles are under tension for too long you can get a major headache. If this is the cause the diazepam should help alleviate all if not most of it once it starts working. If you're going to use acetaminophen, popping a tylenol is going to be useless. You need to be on a regiment, 6000mg a day spread over three doses a day for multiple days. 6000mg is a safe amount to take everyday so you always have the concentration of the medication in your system that may actually help if and when a headache starts to creep up.

    IDK what you do for a living but if you sit at a desk for most of the day, posture is important, exercise as well.

    You don't have migraines, if you did the sumatriptan and other triptans and even caffeine would have helped, so if you go see a doctor tell them in case they want to prescribe it to you that Triptans don't work for whatever it is that is causing the headaches.

    I would need more information to give you precision advice, but keeping a diazepam handy to confirm or rule out stress and/or something to do with your neck muscles and starting a regiment of acetaminophen may help with acute symptoms.

    Didn't read.
  14. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nobody dies in their sleep. You always wake up when you die, unless you're in a coma, and even then it's no guarantee.

    I want a meteor to randomly fall from space and annihilate my skull without warning.
  15. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can if you really wanted to

    I feel like taking a suicide drink is a bad way to do it.
  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny



    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Actually it is true and you're wrong.
  17. Originally posted by Sophie I wish you would too.

    Accidentally compassionate?

    Alternatively you could take my pharmaco advice seriously.

    Ok what should I do
  18. I wish I could just go to sleep and die, no drama, no bullshit, just stop breathing in my sleep.
  19. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What drugs are you taking right now?

    Marijuana
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