Getting pretty close to killing myself

1. 2022-05-12 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #41
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Ok what should I do

   
   experiment with estrogen and progesterone, just for a few weeks or so. they're very commonly related to severe headaches and nausea (e.g. forms of migraine).
2. 2022-05-12 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Accidentally compassionate?
   
   
   
   Ok what should I do

   
   Next time you get a headache make sure you have some diazepam at hand to see if it helps at all with the onset, duration and intensity of the pain. Stress can cause your muscles to tighten and if the wrong muscles are under tension for too long you can get a major headache. If this is the cause the diazepam should help alleviate all if not most of it once it starts working. If you're going to use acetaminophen, popping a tylenol is going to be useless. You need to be on a regiment, 6000mg a day spread over three doses a day for multiple days. 6000mg is a safe amount to take everyday so you always have the concentration of the medication in your system that may actually help if and when a headache starts to creep up.
   
   IDK what you do for a living but if you sit at a desk for most of the day, posture is important, exercise as well.
   
   You don't have migraines, if you did the sumatriptan and other triptans and even caffeine would have helped, so if you go see a doctor tell them in case they want to prescribe it to you that Triptans don't work for whatever it is that is causing the headaches.
   
   I would need more information to give you precision advice, but keeping a diazepam handy to confirm or rule out stress and/or something to do with your neck muscles and starting a regiment of acetaminophen may help with acute symptoms.
3. 2022-05-12 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #43
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I wish I could just go to sleep and die, no drama, no bullshit, just stop breathing in my sleep.

   
   Nobody dies in their sleep. You always wake up when you die, unless you're in a coma, and even then it's no guarantee.
4. 2022-05-12 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can if you really wanted to

   
   I feel like taking a suicide drink is a bad way to do it.
5. 2022-05-12 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nobody dies in their sleep. You always wake up when you die, unless you're in a coma, and even then it's no guarantee.

   
   I want a meteor to randomly fall from space and annihilate my skull without warning.
6. 2022-05-12 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Next time you get a headache make sure you have some diazepam at hand to see if it helps at all with the onset, duration and intensity of the pain. Stress can cause your muscles to tighten and if the wrong muscles are under tension for too long you can get a major headache. If this is the cause the diazepam should help alleviate all if not most of it once it starts working. If you're going to use acetaminophen, popping a tylenol is going to be useless. You need to be on a regiment, 6000mg a day spread over three doses a day for multiple days. 6000mg is a safe amount to take everyday so you always have the concentration of the medication in your system that may actually help if and when a headache starts to creep up.
   
   IDK what you do for a living but if you sit at a desk for most of the day, posture is important, exercise as well.
   
   You don't have migraines, if you did the sumatriptan and other triptans and even caffeine would have helped, so if you go see a doctor tell them in case they want to prescribe it to you that Triptans don't work for whatever it is that is causing the headaches.
   
   I would need more information to give you precision advice, but keeping a diazepam handy to confirm or rule out stress and/or something to do with your neck muscles and starting a regiment of acetaminophen may help with acute symptoms.

   
   Didn't read.
7. 2022-05-12 at 7:06 PM UTC

   #47
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I feel like taking a suicide drink is a bad way to do it.

   
   head on a train line?
8. 2022-05-12 at 7:19 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by troon head on a train line?

   
   Too much buildup
9. 2022-05-12 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #49
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I want a meteor to randomly fall from space and annihilate my skull without warning.

   
   You could meet me in the woods
10. 2022-05-12 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Didn't read.

    
    Sometimes i wonder why i even bother with occasionally being nice or compassionate with you.
11. 2022-05-12 at 7:46 PM UTC

    #51
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Sophie Sometimes i wonder why i even bother with occasionally being nice or compassionate with you.

    
    https://www.quora.com/Why-do-autistic-people-get-taken-advantage-of-1/answer/Natalie-Engelbrecht-1
12. 2022-05-12 at 8:49 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    How about a hug instead?
13. 2022-05-12 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie Sometimes i wonder why i even bother with occasionally being nice or compassionate with you.

    
    Because niceness and compassion are not transactional, if you can pick and choose who to be compassionate or nice to then you're really neither of those things.
    
    Tbh I really didn't read it but only because my head is hurting too much
14. 2022-05-12 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #54
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Tbh I really didn't read it but only because my head is hurting too much

    
    It’s karma
15. 2022-05-12 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #55
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Karma is fake and gag
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
16. 2022-05-12 at 9:27 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

    
    Surfer Joe hurts from his head down to his big toe
17. 2022-05-12 at 9:27 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Karma is fake and gag

    
    gagb
18. 2022-05-12 at 9:28 PM UTC

    #58
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Lodger Free gagb

    
    A gay bee named Gaybee.
19. 2022-05-12 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ A gay bee named Gaybee.

    
    I didn't even ever say that
20. 2022-05-12 at 9:30 PM UTC

    #60
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hi I'm Gaybee nice to beet you, I mean meet you. I find you very intereSTING. <3