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Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. My head hurts every day, it hurts so fucking much a the time and I get lightheaded and have to lie down and then it just hurts even more until I pass out. I have not slept regularly in months. Then I wake up in the morning because it hurts too much and it hurts all day. I have gotten to the point where I cannot keep down any food because I just feel even sicker, my head hurts even more and then I go vomit it and it hurts a lot to puke all the time, it's bitter and coarse and rough and chunky even when I just eat rice and I start running out of breath and choking and it's impossible to clear it out. I just want it to be over, I am so sick of this. The only reason I haven't yet is because i feel too much like shit to even pull through on it.

    I wish I would just die in my sleep. I don't want to wake up. I do t want to wake up. I don't want to be conscious. I don't want to go through another day. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. Why can't my body just go all the way and just die if it is gonna be such a fucking pain to itself. I want to smash my head against a wall til lots not there any more.
  2. One should not do this as it is bad to disrespect people's religions.
  3. Originally posted by POLECAT I am AC Patriot,, Master of Disaster

    Who are you John Masters (inventor of the Masters)?
  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny john islam.

    More like Yusuf Islam
  5. Lithium saltwater rockets are not too dangerous for conventional weapons nor space missions, even Orion drives were tested and passed with flying colours.
  6. Hypersonic is too slow and scramjets are too short range.
  7. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Earthly stuff isn't all it's cracked up to be.

    What are, John Crackup 2B (inventor of not being what it's cracker up to be?)
  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is what literary street shitting looks like.

    Didn't read
  9. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    we both know this isnt true.

    Actually it is true and you're wrong.
  10. Originally posted by Sophie You be the good cop i'll be the bad cop. I'll smash his on the table and say: ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION MOTHERFUCKER!

    Who are you, John Edge (inventor of being edgy)?
  11. Originally posted by Sophie A Muslim would say that wouldn't you.

    Who are you, John Muslim (inventor of Muslims)?
  12. Originally posted by Sophie That sin was never paid for. Which is why baptism is a thing. All other sins Jesus took upon Him. And whoever so believes in Him will be able to repent to enter The Kingdom of Heaven.

    Also thanks Lala, Satan would like to be God i know this. He should probably know that that's not going to happen. Even if he turns everyone away from God. This may be apocryphal but i think i read or heard that because he wishes to be like God but knows he cannot be God, he resents creation and especially humans because we occupy a special place in the divine order of things. Therefore the faithful being faithful directly contradicts Satans desire to be like God.

    The whole AntiChrist arc is where he tries to trick people into worshipping him, right?

    That's fucking gay bro.
  13. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I have no need for such earthly objects.

    Who are you, John Unearthly (inventor of not needing Earthly stuff)?
  14. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me, kid.

    Who are you, John Scared (inventor of being scared)?
  15. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Satan looks very much like Jesus. If he sat down and said he was Jesus, you would believe him, just by looking at him. Satan was one of the most handsome and respected servants of God in Heaven, at one time. If he appeared, you would think he was good and gentle and kind.

    Who are you, Holly Graham (inventor of holograms)?
  16. Originally posted by mmQ Why did Jesus even entertain this Satan guy? He sounds like a real jerk.

    Who are you, John Jesus (inventor of Jesus)?
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because you dont have a native language.

    thats y.

    No in fact I do have a native language and you do not have a native language yourself.
  18. Originally posted by Jesus Are WE cool?

    No.

    I am. Myself. On account of this endless air conditioner on full blast blowing toward me.

    You on the other hand, well you're going to hell. Not so cool there. I'm sorry I don't have choice and goodbye forever.

    Hello John Questions (inventor of questions)
  19. Who are you, John Quail (inventor of quail)?
  20. That would be a pretty great name for a longpost I was about to make about nuclear saltwater rockets. However I am too unmotivated to finish it.

    Too long; didn't write: Next gen aerospace warfare will use Lithium Salt Water Rockets (LSWRs). This is one of the few realistic propulsion options with both high thrust and ∆V. It's really good and powerful. It can deliver ICBMs much faster. It can get people to orbit cheaper and faster. It can launch missions inside the solar system on brachistochrone trajectories and turn year long mission flight times into a matter of weeks. It can be used to generate insane energy buildup for kinetic weapons. They will be the only way to breach next generation sensor arrays on carrier fleets. Nice.

    Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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