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Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. Originally posted by Sudo Someone I was in prism with is on trial right now for murdering a young black man who by all accounts (including the police) raped and trafficked his daughter. How is it in the public interest to try someone for extinguishing a piece of shit like that? Makes me angry reading his trial everyday

    Was that question rhetorical? It's very obviously in the public interest for people to not be allowed to go around executing people because they are angry.
  2. More like peliwon't
  3. That it turns into the famous pelican dioxide?
  4. I'm going to die in 1 day
  5. You're a beautiful person, I wish I had a shrink ray so I could put you in my breast pocket with normal human sized (giant for you) snacks and then we could be partners and you could have a tiny mic connected to a big speaker that makes you even louder than me and I would never talk and you would do all the talking, and we'd whisper off mic to each other when we needed to communicate so we seemed almost telepathically connected.
  6. I love you
  7. Pissing a crystal clear urine with probably the purity of artesian mineral water that was just tapped and fished forth from the ground as a spring like glass.
  8. Who are you, John One (inventor of singulars)?
  9. Originally posted by cigreting u souned gae

    I just like the way you look in a min gay fashion.
  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've passed all the black opportunities up that ever presented themselves to me, just not my cup of tea (which I like made with cream)

    Who are you, John Tea (inventor of South African cricketer Jonty Rhodes, who was famous for his legendary fielding performance)?
  11. Originally posted by Rape Monster I've watched people die from barbiturate drinks, they don't choke they just fall asleep and die

    I know there are specific combinations used for euthanasia I've been looking up.
  12. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You'll gurgle like a fish out of water for at least a half hour.

    Yeah and drinking a thing and waiting like half an hour is a bit too much. I would do something more instantaneous than that. Like crush my head with an extremely overkill load like an entire truck with an anvil tied to the nose, dropped right on top of my head. Squish. Gone. Light out.
  13. Strong jaw

    good facial symmetry

    groomed stubble works well for your face

    your face in general is pretty friendly and you look like you have a charming smile

    Your lips are indeed full but to just the right degree.

    Your nose is well proportioned and handsome

    Your cheekbones are well defined without being sharp or angular

    The beanie looks nice on you and you seem to dress nicely.
  14. Is this a real picture of you?

    You are pretty good looking and cute. No homo.
  15. This marbles variant can be combined with hungry hungry hippo
  16. Playing marbles by popping frozen grapes out my ass
  17. Installing my dick in NVME slot
  18. Originally posted by Lodger Free You have to be a member of the sour Pound Cake club

    Who are you, Sir Patrick "Patch" Kidd (inventor of Sour Patch Kids)?
  19. Threading my penis pins into VGA cable
  20. Clipping my dick into RJ11 port
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